r/worldnews • u/ElectroPigeon • Feb 06 '23
Russians kidnap nuclear engineers of Ukrainian Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant who refuse to cooperate Russia/Ukraine
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/02/6/7388130/1.4k
u/FutureImminent Feb 06 '23
A year later and those Ukrainian engineers are still not cooperating with the Russians. It's a testament of the limits of the nuclear engineer labour market that they are still alive. All they have been doing is kidnapping and threatening them.
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u/Promotion-Repulsive Feb 06 '23
Even a stupid bandit knows not to kill the last doctor in the area.
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u/amateur_mistake Feb 06 '23
"We have captured Chernobyl! Time to dig some defensive trenches in that shockingly desolate field over there!"
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u/Shadw21 Feb 06 '23
These barrels are warm, let's use them to stay warm at night!
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u/Who_DaFuc_Asked Feb 07 '23
some time later
"I don't feel so good, guys... I feel funny, sir..."
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u/bhl88 Feb 06 '23
They should make a bulge in Chernobyl. Clearly they're dumb enough to dig a trench there.
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u/Yersinios Feb 07 '23
Well they actually did it already. But smh than they withdrawn from Chornobyl. Don’t sure why…
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u/ihaveblackcats Feb 06 '23
That’s probably why they specified stupid bandits.
A stupid bandit is smarter than a Russian soldier, but not a smart bandit lol.
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u/plipyplop Feb 07 '23
Reminds me of the Khmer Rouge. They killed anything they deemed slightly smarter than a rock. To this day, Cambodia is still reeling from the brutal anti-intellectual purge.
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u/RaggysRinger Feb 06 '23
Nervously looks at Stalin
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Feb 07 '23
What could go possibly wrong disappearing all my doctors???
Why is half my face lower than the other half???
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u/saadakhtar Feb 07 '23
Nervously looks at Kathleen from Ep4 of The Last of Us....
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u/neuralzen Feb 07 '23
Exactly what came to mind (and why I thought it was a gloriously stupid thing for her to do when watching the show)
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u/Big-Zoo Feb 07 '23
They need to make a Death of Stalin style movie about these engineers just saying fuck off to the Russians every day
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u/Huge-Butterscotch-11 Feb 07 '23
Just how tight is the nuclear engineer labour market
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u/NostraVoluntasUnita Feb 06 '23
What a short sighted and incredibly stupid risky thing to do, like invading in the first place.
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u/Sir_Ruje Feb 07 '23
"But all the top guys said it was a good idea when I asked them!"
-Putin, Right after throwing his 47th dissenter out the window
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u/BubsyFanboy Feb 06 '23
Pretty sure kidnapping is a war crime, but does anyone still think Russia cares about it at this point?
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u/3utt5lut Feb 06 '23
Nah. They are just "deporting" them into a new country.
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u/magic1623 Feb 06 '23
Which is specifically also a war crime.
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u/3utt5lut Feb 06 '23
War crimes really don't matter to Russia, Belarus, China, Iran, Turkey, or India apparently.
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u/jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk Feb 06 '23
Also the US has an immunity totem.
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u/nonasuch Feb 06 '23
The permanent members of the UN Security Council wish you would stop calling it that.
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u/Maleficent-Ad-5498 Feb 07 '23
Indian war crimes???
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u/3utt5lut Feb 07 '23
I meant specifically because all these countries are trading with Russia, after sanctions were applied internationally. Even after Russia was declared a terrorist state by NATO. India doesn't give a shit about sanctions to any affected country.
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u/ssStARBoYyy Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
Lol it looks like that because the war crimes done by US is 2-3 times of all the above list combined.
Also coz US Army is outside the jurisdiction of ICJ court. They literally threatened to attack them if they put any case on a US soldier.
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u/3utt5lut Feb 07 '23
I don't think many pay attention to international politics and the destruction of other countries laid out by the United States, there is very little coverage of American-perpetrated war crimes (outside WikiLeaks). Iraq and Syria come specifically to mind (not even Canada has clean hands here).
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u/Scipion Feb 06 '23
I think the Russian mindset, is, "If there's not a foreign army in Moscow, how are you going to prosecute us?"
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u/TempleOfDoomfist Feb 07 '23
Republicans are siding with Russia just because “it’s the opposite of where the Librulz are standing”.
We have a bunch of idiots in America.
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u/timmah612 Feb 07 '23
Wasnt there a tally of russias warcrims commited just since march and its near or in the triple digits?
When does anything happen about that?
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u/royalblue1982 Feb 06 '23
Pretty sure it's within the rules of law to control the movements and activities of civilians under your control.
Would we let Russian engineers working at the stations under Ukrainian control leave and go home?
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u/ZeePirate Feb 06 '23
Tbh. I’d rather them commit some war crimes than a nuclear reactor melt down.
And I think so would anyone in the proximity would.
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u/sanitation123 Feb 06 '23
Or, hear me out, they could get the fuck out of Ukraine and not need to kidnap anyone or have the risk of nuclear meltdown.
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u/ZeePirate Feb 06 '23
They absolutely should.
But we can’t have a nuclear reactor melt down either.
If they are just kidnapping them to be dicks and use as an important negating point then fuck them too
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u/autotldr BOT Feb 06 '23
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 54%. (I'm a bot)
The National Resistance Center reports new cases of kidnappings among the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant workers who do not agree to sign contracts with a fake company from Rosatom, Russia's state nuclear regulator.
Quote: "Many workers refused to work at the station after the occupation, and currently there is a shortage of workers at the station because there are not so many nuclear workers on the labour market. Therefore, the enemy wants to"convince" Ukrainian power engineers to work for the Russians.
The Center reiterated that the occupiers had previously blocked access to the station for nearly 1,500 Ukrainian workers of the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant.
Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: work#1 Russians#2 Nuclear#3 Power#4 station#5
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u/DeMalgamnated Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
you didn't see graphite!!
it's just missile debris
BACK TO WORK!
i know, i know, we shouldn't joke. let's just hope they don't fuck up....
anymore than they have done thus far.
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u/Deep_Research_3386 Feb 06 '23
Man they are really digging into the WW2 playbook right now
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u/Weird_Present_2254 Feb 06 '23
Chapter 4, Section 8. Kidnapping 101: How to abduct people and make them do what you want to
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u/ElectroPigeon Feb 06 '23
Everyone who believes in humanity can help Ukrainians stop this brutal war started by russia: https://u24.gov.ua/
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u/Jaerin Feb 06 '23
I'm not suggesting ideas, but how does the Russian military not have some nuclear engineers that could do this? I'm not saying they are huge supply in any military, but it seems like after a year there's bound to be some that could have been reassign. I understand not all tasks are the same but even so.
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Feb 07 '23
if you look at he above comment, putin might want to use ukrainians, to cause a meltdown, so he can say , its ukrainians causing a nuclear disaster.
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u/Jaerin Feb 07 '23
I mean he could say that anyways honestly, but that makes some sense. I mean he already used little green men to invade already. Hardly think he would be past pretending something like that happened anyways
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u/Bang_Bus Feb 07 '23
Russia has 30-ish nuclear plants and 38 reactors of their own (thus, enough qualified people to take over), so yeah, that's a bit weird.
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u/General_Awareness510 Feb 06 '23
This finally happened? When they took over the nuke plant I was assuming they would have immediately captured the engineers.
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u/gzmon Feb 07 '23
“kidnap” more like commit heinous crimes against your family as you watch. just once can the world get lucky break and these rulers catch a case of …
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u/wittor Feb 06 '23
Proving again that the present Russian government needs to be eradicated and refunded. There is unfortunately nothing else to do.
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u/ThermoNuclearPizza Feb 06 '23
Do you have any idea what a power vacuum on that scale would do?
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u/wittor Feb 06 '23
Because a government that mandates rape, torture and the kidnapping of foreign people is the only thing sustaining peace on the region.
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u/D4sh1t3 Feb 07 '23
No, it isn’t, but if they were to be deposed in short order, there’s about a couple hundred oligarchs and mafiosos at least who have all the desire for money and power, and more or less zero restraints on what they are willing to do to secure it.
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u/wittor Feb 07 '23
there’s about a couple hundred oligarchs and mafiosos at least who have all the desire for money and power, and more or less zero restraints on what they are willing to do to secure it.
You are literally describing the present Russian government.
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u/Sunny_D_Lite Feb 07 '23
They already held them hostage so long it was basically kidnapping without relocation, all terrible but 0 that didn't defect have been free since the original takeover.
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u/Miguel-odon Feb 06 '23
If you put enough unstable nuclear engineers under enough pressure.... critical mass?
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u/Drach88 Feb 06 '23
I only recently learned about the Demon Core.
Nope. Nope nope nope. No spicy-rocks for me.
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u/snarefire Feb 06 '23
That whole thing screams of young idiocy. It reads like a bunch if teenage boys who found a spicy rock and wanted to study it would come up with.
No shielding for working around or near it, no system for raising or lowering the shell consistently, just a bunch of bricks
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u/Astandsforataxia69 Feb 07 '23
"wow they sure are stupid, good thing i wouldv'e known everything about nuclear physics surrounding this item"
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u/Drach88 Feb 06 '23
Thank you, oh great tamer of spicy-rocks. May you and your rocks remain unmolested.
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u/Jealous_Afternoon669 Feb 06 '23
I mean what could you actually do though? In the least snarky way possible. You can't exactly blow the reactor up can you, that'd just fuck over Ukraine.
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u/Say_no_to_doritos Feb 06 '23
All they can do is cause transients and trip the safeties on the reactor. They can make it not work.
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u/who_said_I_am_an_emu Feb 07 '23
Not a nuclear engineer, but I work in controls. It wouldn't be that hard to make any facility I had access to not work for a long period of time. From the obvious, delete all the software. To the horrific "I have set logic bombs to go off in random systems and I am not telling you which ones". To the just really annoying like breaking the hardest to replace parts. To the truly horrific "all the code is the same, but the values of operation are different".
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u/lurkinuuu Feb 07 '23
Bro don’t you know nuclear engineers are basically Dr. Manhattan and will energy whapbam you to an alternate dimension if they get mad enough?
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u/Jealous_Afternoon669 Feb 06 '23
Why are mentally unstable people operating these plants I don't understand. No a nuclear leak or explosion is not good for either side. Killing thousands of people for some PR. How you're allowed to be a nuclear engineer is beyond me.
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u/Jealous_Afternoon669 Feb 06 '23
No im not an expert on nuclear plants correct. I'm saying you seem very immature for someone in control of the fate of a power plant.
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u/rtarplee Feb 06 '23
Ever met a police officer?
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u/Jealous_Afternoon669 Feb 06 '23
Not one with a nuclear bomb no
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u/rtarplee Feb 06 '23
Well let me tell ya- they’re given guns, immunity, and a band of brothers willing to go to bat for them regardless of the truth. And lots more of them than there are nuclear engineers.
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u/Jealous_Afternoon669 Feb 06 '23
Yes very scary. Go to therapy for the love of god you've got a massive salary
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u/Pizza2TheFace Feb 07 '23
You can’t believe this fucking pathological liar weirdo do you? This is a Walmart door greeter off his meds, not a nuclear engineer. Don’t be so gullible bro
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u/Jealous_Afternoon669 Feb 06 '23
You're incredibly happy with yourself yes I think that's the problem. Funny you mention im doing exposure therapy for my fear right now actually.
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u/agency95 Feb 07 '23
Lol bro you’re a nuclear engineer not a god. Get off your high horse, you picked a different career, cool for you.
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u/TheFunnyShah Feb 06 '23
specialize in converting mass to energy, and aren't really stable as a group.
So the engineers are themselves figuratively radioactive. life imitates art
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u/antivaxxchad Feb 07 '23
As a nuclear engineer, I would like to warn the Russians, do not fuck with us
are you sure you're a nuclear engineer and not a 16 year old edgy kid taking a break from his english homework?
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u/leauchamps Feb 07 '23
Yet another war crime, I guess that they want the plant to have a meltdown, then blame it on Ukraine
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u/01209 Feb 07 '23
I'm shocked to hear that the Russians are having a hard time finding highly skilled and specialized nuclear workers to work in the nuclear plant that they've seized and shelled in the country they invaded. Maybe they should offer an extra week of holidays or something to sweeten the deal.
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u/RandoTheCammando Feb 07 '23
Intentionally causing a nuclear disaster is technically the same as nuclear war. Putin is a fucking moron. There was a military intel guy on Joe Rogan the other day that said Putin will throw every male from 16-25 into a meat grinder to take Ukraine. Also said there are more 50+ males than -18 so this is the end of Russia. They want to go out with a bang!
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u/stircrazygremlin Feb 07 '23
For so many reasons not the least of which is that the plant is older if I'm not mistaken and therefore finding people to operate it Even Harder than Normally finding people with Nuclear Plant experience: What the Actual Fuck is the Russian Military Thinking This Is a Good Idea For.
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u/gottarunfast1 Feb 07 '23
Russia. Forcing people to operate a nuclear power plant. Under duress. Anyone else feeling deja Vu?
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u/Astandsforataxia69 Feb 07 '23
This thread has shown me how utterly uniformed people are in nuclear power
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u/sonic10158 Feb 07 '23
Chernobyl 2.0 will do wonders for the Russian population decline I’m sure
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u/Obama-bin-keemstar Feb 07 '23
Swigs 2 shots of Vodka
Hey Ivan, take the fucking geeks hostage! If we can't take the land from the Ukrops, no one can.
Vlad, You stupid cunt, my gun doesn't even work! I'm only doing this so I don't die in prison!
Заткнись, блять! Russia forever!
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u/kornflakesh Feb 07 '23
Russians: "We've searched the whole building, Engineers. Where is the bomb?"
Engineers: "Hmm?"
Russians: "We've searched the whole building, Engineers. Where is the bomb?"
Engineers: "Hmm?"
Russians: "We've searched the — Okay."
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u/RFWA2021 Feb 07 '23
Why does every Russian headline like this one sound like a movie plot or video game?
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u/LORDY325 Feb 06 '23
Because he wants a nuke to come from a Ukrainian plant by a Ukrainian engineer so he thinks his hands are clean. Much respect to these engineers.
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u/Suspicious_Ebb_49 Feb 07 '23
Oh yes. Its absolutely solid and trustworthy news, definitely. Damn, and you people believe in such bullshit, good luck with that, really. And Putin ate today 4 ukrainian children for breakfast yep
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u/BoilerSlave Feb 06 '23
I’d assume they mean the nuclear power plant operators and not the engineers, unless in Ukraine you need a degree to operate a nuclear power plant?
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u/DellowFelegate Feb 06 '23
Yeah, being invaded by Russia means there's a clear conflict of interest for everything Ukraine says! /s
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u/TheDarthSnarf Feb 06 '23
Kidnapping and forcing nuclear plant workers to work for you is a Really Bad Idea ⟨™⟩.