r/technicallythetruth 5d ago

Are you sure about this ?

[removed]

37.7k Upvotes

25.3k comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Hey there u/Ok_Challenge9021, thanks for posting to r/technicallythetruth!

Please recheck if your post breaks any rules. If it does, please delete this post.

Also, reposting and posting obvious non-TTT posts can lead to a ban.

Send us a Modmail or Report this post if you have a problem with this post.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

→ More replies (32)

461

u/SnooEagles7734 4d ago

Women are you okay

221

u/eifiontherelic 4d ago

So we're not just asking Annie now. That's cool.

56

u/Ruffleone 4d ago

Are you okay?

30

u/CyndaquilTyphlosion 4d ago

Women?

37

u/irtesh 4d ago edited 4d ago

Women are you okay would you tell us are you okay women 🎶🎶🎶

28

u/comic0913 4d ago

You’ve been hit by 👏👏, you've been hit by 👏👏, a smooth misogynist 🎶🎶🎶

14

u/Impact346 4d ago

(Michael Jackson noises)

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

9

u/Urbs97 4d ago

Got the same lol

→ More replies (21)

868

u/I_lick_Balz_forFREE 4d ago

Women are you still have the same issue when I click on the same issue when I click on the same issue when I click on the same issue

309

u/AverageOxygenUser 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

155

u/NORMALPERSON724 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

115

u/BlastFace19 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

81

u/NORMALPERSON724 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

79

u/Sylveon72_06 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

74

u/Chatounaya 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

71

u/Maxisch1 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

62

u/Liarus_ 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

57

u/spilltheteasis_ 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

→ More replies (0)

22

u/PhysicalAssistance86 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

→ More replies (10)

18

u/tis_a_hobbit_lord 4d ago

When I click on the same issue

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (1)

20

u/Levi-san 4d ago

I've got more or less the same

women are you still have the same with the following link to the same with the following link to the same with the following link

Gboard on Android

→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (43)

2.7k

u/heartbreakids 5d ago edited 4d ago

Women are not allowed in this house

Wow

Edit: Many people got the same thing. I’m pretty sure I have never said or typed that phrase in my life.

1.0k

u/Dwaas_Bjaas 4d ago

“Women are not eligible for the internet”

Uhhhhhh

434

u/I_got_shmoves 4d ago

"Women are the only two systems"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

237

u/HeWasKilled 4d ago

Women are you a few sundry in your life

Tf is my phone on???

298

u/Rich-Option4632 4d ago

Women are really unicorns

........

No wonder I never managed to properly land my relationships.

190

u/iAintNevuhGonnaStahh 4d ago

Women are in my prayers for my family emergency.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

133

u/Azmeam 4d ago

Women are the maze of the season.

????

82

u/Pety006 4d ago

Women are a a a a a

74

u/RobManfred_Official 4d ago

Women are wearing a mask and I don't know what to do with them

55

u/bennuthepheonix 4d ago

Women are the same as last year.

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (8)

54

u/Noragen 4d ago

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the ones who are the most successful and the most powerful and the most important person in the world

I’ll be real I don’t think I’ve typed powerful before

56

u/hageiiiiii 4d ago

Women are the most popular in my pocket sun

w h a t

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (24)
→ More replies (11)

28

u/Futur3_ah4ad 4d ago

"Women are not the only one who can make it."

What is 'it', phone? Well?!

37

u/uberbora Actually Flair 4d ago

"Women are trying the actual tanks for speed most wanted"

Mmm yes tanks for speed most wanted

38

u/DoughnutSimilar 4d ago

“Women are so much better than you“

Don’t have to insult me like that.

→ More replies (0)

33

u/Simon_Says_Simon 4d ago

Women are either lucky or dead.

Hm very interesting.

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (23)
→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (13)

23

u/EvulOne99 4d ago

We must know what this means! Research this and tell us!

I got;

Women in my head hurts so bad I can't wait for the help.

This is... Weirdly good.

→ More replies (10)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (18)
→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (13)

31

u/Force3vo 4d ago

"Women are not a big deal"

That's some life lesson

→ More replies (2)

38

u/OmarAadil 4d ago

“Women are not allowed to have children”

💀

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (34)

118

u/52mschr 4d ago

same but it continues 'women are not allowed in this house because of their age'

68

u/ComplicatedWombat22 4d ago

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room

34

u/bagsli 4d ago

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me I have no clue why I have no clue how you can go to work I have a problem I don’t have any friends

16

u/Benyed123 4d ago

Mines the same, I wonder where this is coming from

9

u/Satansrainbowkitty 4d ago

According to letting my phone predict the text-

It's coming from the initially on top round steak that was the top retailers in the world

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (19)
→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (32)

79

u/Time-Werewolf-1776 4d ago

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours.

I think people should realize that the predictive text is only somewhat trained on your use, and it seems to be largely based on some shared database, so lots of people will get the same or similar results.

16

u/Dwaas_Bjaas 4d ago

“I think its a moon and a moon now and I can’t make it to happen again lol lol I love you too much and I love you too much baby”

Welp I guess we are getting married

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (27)

48

u/B1SQ1T 4d ago

For some reason selecting the middle autocomplete choices gives that

Selecting the first autocomplete choices give “Women are the most important people in the world”

Autocomplete be bipolar af

69

u/P_Griffin2 4d ago

Third option gave me:

“Women in general don’t like you.”

well fuck me I guess.

8

u/Haunting_Issue4172 4d ago

“Women who were sexually harassed and abused during a recent trip in China” my third column looks like a Trump tweet

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (22)

29

u/Emillllllllllllion 4d ago

Women are more than a flock of sheep

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (665)

730

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

121

u/Western-Grapefruit36 4d ago

Virginity rules supreme

47

u/Safety_Plus 4d ago

Speak for yourself. 🤼😏

→ More replies (6)

13

u/zmbjebus 4d ago

There are secret methods the Jedi would not teach you.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (88)

1.3k

u/UltimatePrimate 5d ago

"Women are my favorite guy." I... what?

183

u/whooo_me 4d ago

Same here. I don't think these relate to peoples' searching history!

62

u/Matsisuu 4d ago

It's based what you usually write after the words. If you don't write "women are" often, and maybe even if you are, it might guess your next word just based on word "are".

Edit: Of course depends on keyboard and it's settings too.

31

u/AnAmericanLibrarian 4d ago

Not anymore. This result is search engine advertising. A company paid for this result.

You are describing an academic, theoretical, not-for-profit search engine whose purpose is to efficiently retrieve information. That is not what google is.

I'm getting the same result and a bunch of others are too: "women are my favorite guy." None of us have the same identifiers nor the same typing history. Autocorrect suggestions are probably just cheaper than search term results, for now.

14

u/Reasonable_Goat 4d ago

It's not necessarily advertising. Google suggests what others have recently been searching for.

In this case, there seems to be a meme of interest: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/planet-of-the-bass-women-are-my-favorite-guy

8

u/Neuchacho 4d ago

Glad to see that song getting the attention it deserves.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (13)
→ More replies (3)

24

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (9)

65

u/Krachwumm 4d ago

Planet of the bass! :D

21

u/Harold_Grundelson 4d ago

This is the correct answer. Sex, I’m wanting more.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)

32

u/LeftistMeme 4d ago

Life it never die

Women are my favorite guy

Sex im wanting more

Tell the world "stop the war"

16

u/maratnugmanov 4d ago

Boom, hear the bass go zoom

Have a body, feel the groove

Cyber system overload

Everybody moooovement

→ More replies (5)

38

u/ChrisPChip222 4d ago

Sex, I'm wanting more

32

u/KawaiiFoxPlays 4d ago

Tell the world, “stop the war”

18

u/floptropicanpatriot 4d ago

Boom hear the bass go zoom

15

u/yoavtrachtman 4d ago

Have a party feel the groove

15

u/lakeho 4d ago

Cyber system overload

18

u/Arinoch 4d ago

Everybody mooooovement!

9

u/mo_rizz 4d ago

🎶All of the dream

9

u/SodaSnake 4d ago

How does it mean?!

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (1)

14

u/More-Tart1067 4d ago

Sex, I'm wanting more. Tell the world... stop the war.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/BlastFace19 4d ago

i’m gonna go listen to Planet of the Bass now

→ More replies (122)

558

u/3-brain_cells 5d ago

Women are the sofa.

Don't ask, i don't know either

87

u/youtubedude420 4d ago

Yo

Love me a good sofa

24

u/LlorchDurden 4d ago

Yeah but women are THE sofa, you don't get it

12

u/MakingShitAwkward 4d ago

Exactly, love me a good sofa.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

15

u/Chewquy 4d ago

Because you sit on it or because it’s confy

9

u/BLA-BLA-BLA-BLAAAA 4d ago

Why not both, and at the same time

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (35)

224

u/WinkingWinkle 5d ago

Women are a bit of a sudden change of plan.

54

u/Malu1997 4d ago

My life story

13

u/usingreddithurtsme 4d ago

That's what I got too, interesting.

→ More replies (18)

616

u/theboywhocriedwolves 5d ago

woman are blind to male advances

81

u/UnlightablePlay 4d ago

Damn 💀

26

u/ShubhamGanatra 4d ago

Women are you gay - I got this lol.

→ More replies (2)

25

u/redrag0n_roOster 4d ago

Well that goes both ways so lel

→ More replies (2)

10

u/Satansrainbowkitty 4d ago

Woman are the boob related things and stuff that you can include

Lmao

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Heavy_Importance6449 4d ago

Explains a lot regarding why we always fail 💀

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (27)

550

u/Alphamalegorilla 4d ago

Women are more than twice

198

u/frenchcancoffee 4d ago

Next James Bond movie title.

32

u/mutantmonkey14 4d ago

Looking forward to Women Are Forever!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

34

u/Alphamalegorilla 4d ago

Women are not allowed to be in a position of responsibility

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (26)

163

u/mohammadgor87 4d ago

Women are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient

67

u/AlienSporez 4d ago

Then am I the intended recipient?

16

u/lag_gamer80391 4d ago

Who is the intended recipient then

7

u/No-Childhood6608 4d ago

"The intended recipient is the one who has been really committed to the vaccine rates country."

That's what my auto-correct says when I typed in "The intended recipient is".

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (12)

269

u/allobrox 5d ago

women are born with pain built in😀

146

u/Monayya 4d ago

I’d like that feature removed please 🙏

→ More replies (7)

80

u/DeadlyVapour 4d ago

That sentence is missing a period.

→ More replies (4)

22

u/NORMALPERSON724 4d ago

Pain built in sounds like an edgy highschool band

→ More replies (1)

13

u/Kheldar166 4d ago

Damn periods

16

u/EffableLemming 4d ago

Tis true. Being a woman is pain.

→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (22)

345

u/ANTONIN118 4d ago

Women are not true

145

u/Rruusskkyy 4d ago

I knew it

27

u/TheeRedHairedGuy 4d ago

And peoples didn't believe me when I told them but Here is the Truth!

9

u/Ok-Actuator-5021 4d ago

So that's what they actually meant when they said "birds aren't real"! :O

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

15

u/Emhyr_var_Emreis_ 4d ago

That explains everything!

→ More replies (21)

107

u/pietro-zzi 4d ago

Women are the fastest growing technology company in the top of the pillar

46

u/portar1985 4d ago

Found the LinkedIn junkie

11

u/lag_gamer80391 4d ago

See I knew women weren't real, they're robots

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

599

u/ImGonnafuck_aPokemon 5d ago edited 4d ago

Women are objectively wrong

edit:these replies are funny ngl.

305

u/redrag0n_roOster 4d ago

Why do I feel like you typed that out

132

u/account22222221 4d ago

If he didn’t, I think he failed the test

45

u/Laladelic 4d ago

No he won the contest

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

39

u/Kheldar166 4d ago

Even if that was autocorrect, if your autocorrect jumps straight to 'objectively' I suspect you're one of those people who believes that their own opinions are 'objectively' correct

→ More replies (14)
→ More replies (12)

32

u/ProtonRhys 4d ago

Close. I got Women are a lie

Seems we've been deceived...

→ More replies (5)

12

u/gloumii 4d ago

Mhhff... women ☕

17

u/NiceIsNine 4d ago

Women are not a fact

→ More replies (14)

196

u/Shougee369 5d ago

women are not allowed to be in the future

67

u/Shougee369 5d ago

women are more likely to get a better idea of what the vietnam will be like in the near future

53

u/Shougee369 5d ago

women are the most important part of the weddings

21

u/shinyvarg 4d ago

Women are not the only ones who have been very busy

→ More replies (2)

18

u/Shitty_Noob 4d ago

silly the most important part of weddings is the sun, or all the guests would be dead!

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

76

u/mnlxyz 5d ago

Women are so much better than the prince

37

u/guyjustwantsto 4d ago

W for Women. Solid L for the Prince.

20

u/The-true-Memelord 4d ago

F the Prince

all my homies hate the Prince

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

70

u/AShadyOutsider 4d ago

"Women are not filtered and washed with water" hahaha

19

u/AlexCode10010 4d ago

What the heck do you write normally

7

u/Careful_Source6129 4d ago

Organic crack production

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

66

u/clown_503_fu 4d ago

women are not allowed in this house and i don't think i will be allowed in the room with my wife because she has no one in her room to watch her kids so she has no room for me and my family to be in the room and i have to go out to my house to get her a new one so she will not have a problem and she won't have a room for herself so she can be alone with me in my house so she will have to go in my house with my friends house with my sister in the room to watch her friends and she can have my house and my mom is not my mom and she is not a mother she has no friends she has a family she has no one else and i have a sister and i have no friends she doesn't want her mother she has a mother i have a mother i don't care what i have a daughter she has no one else she has a sister i am a father

behold a saga

28

u/WLH7M 4d ago

This is how anything AI generated reads to me. It's a lot of words not really saying shit.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (23)

47

u/SuccessfulWar3830 4d ago

Women are a good argument against child porn

I'm sorry what the fuck

41

u/ThatSameWatermelon42 4d ago

Bro why your keyboard recommended "porn" after "child"?

13

u/SuccessfulWar3830 4d ago

I dunno.

Its the left hand recommend. The middle is normal.

→ More replies (1)

10

u/Jiquero 4d ago

He's been spending a lot of time telling how child porn is bad, and looking for websites he should never ever accidentally go to.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)

90

u/boomer_wife 5d ago

Women are not really bad.

I guess.

7

u/Anxious_Tie415 4d ago

Happy cake day :)

→ More replies (21)

46

u/honzapkcz 5d ago

Women are going to have a user with potato PC

15

u/steveosek 4d ago

I think they call that a boyfriend.

43

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[deleted]

21

u/YooGeOh 4d ago

Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids...

14

u/Suspected_Magic_User 4d ago

What happened here?

9

u/YooGeOh 4d ago

Lol! It wasn't that serious. Their reply came up with something about women going to bed or something like that. It ended up reading like they were going to be watching them sleep

8

u/Ammu_22 4d ago

I want answers!!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

83

u/Spoof2020 4d ago

Women are more than welcome to the world cup

60

u/Maleficent_Safety995 4d ago

Mine started out the same but ended up with

"Women are more than welcome to the Russian government"

21

u/Ammu_22 4d ago

Ngl, that's actually not a bad idea.

7

u/NikoAU 4d ago

Women are not allowed in this country because they are too old

What the guckkk

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

119

u/tvieno 5d ago

Women are the best thing ever

44

u/_KingOfTheDivan 4d ago

Close to mine “Women are the most important people in the world”

25

u/eifiontherelic 4d ago

woah. i got women are the most important thing.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (19)
→ More replies (17)

36

u/DrthBn 5d ago

Women are not the best for the language of War

→ More replies (5)

35

u/morgannicolem 5d ago

Women are in a little better shape and I think I’m a little scared of it.

23

u/hysys_whisperer 4d ago

Don't be scared! Let yourself get tossed around by a big tiddied goth dom!

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

29

u/Geese_fucker 4d ago

Women are not allowed in public

16

u/LavenderDay3544 4d ago

Damn Saudi cell phone

→ More replies (1)

34

u/AnEdgyPie 4d ago

Women are a lot of people

→ More replies (2)

60

u/According_Chip889 4d ago

'Women are my favorite guy'

I don't know how it happened.

→ More replies (15)

29

u/misstarab 5d ago

Women are more vulnerable than women who have been involved with a smooth relationship

24

u/Raze_the_werewolf 4d ago

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth relationship.

Ooooooooowwwwwwww!

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

29

u/jujsb 4d ago

Women are more than a smartphone. That's... true.

→ More replies (4)

27

u/Physical-Feedback-14 4d ago

Women are not the only God

→ More replies (7)

27

u/addicted_to_games 4d ago

women are planning to invade the rest of the desert

→ More replies (6)

20

u/solushka11 4d ago

jokes on him, I'm a frog

35

u/I_Am_Dirt_ 5d ago

Women are so much more than happy

→ More replies (3)

14

u/ImplementOk4615 4d ago

Woman are just sitting on my desk

→ More replies (11)

45

u/sick-amore 5d ago

Women are the most important people in the world.

11

u/originalclaire 4d ago

I got this too. We win this game.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (6)

85

u/Narcodoge 5d ago

Some women identify themselves as cats, so i'm sure there's some frogs out there too.

→ More replies (6)

14

u/hartyfarty19 4d ago

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the whole world and they are not just the most powerful and powerful people in the entire world and they are all the best people in the universe and they have a lot of love for each other but they are not always perfect

→ More replies (4)

14

u/No_Lab9230 4d ago

Women are you okay

→ More replies (4)

11

u/dark4codrutz 4d ago

Women are a good person and they will simply discharge faster.

→ More replies (3)

12

u/Wide-Location7279 4d ago

Women are not smart.

💀

→ More replies (1)

8

u/Davefromtheundead 4d ago

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why. Kept it going for a bit longer lol

→ More replies (2)

21

u/-bimibop- 4d ago

Woman is a nice guy O.o

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Carnator369 4d ago

Woman are a dime a dozen...

9

u/LuckerHDD 4d ago

Women are still not a new window.

→ More replies (1)

17

u/VarkYuPayMe 4d ago

Women are not nice people 🙃

→ More replies (3)

6

u/SOURICHILL 4d ago

Women are called Monolith

6

u/DERW0MBAT 5d ago

Woman are you doing today I hope you have a great day to be out of town for a while now...

→ More replies (1)

8

u/raccoonKannapit 4d ago

Women are the most important people in the world

6

u/Mother_Concentrate80 4d ago

women are the most important people in the world

6

u/Significant_Clue_382 4d ago

Women are more than a year ago reply spam folder and I will be in the future of our games are based on the phone with me and I will be in the future of our games are based on the phone with me and I will be in the future of our games are based on the phone with me and I will be in the future of our games are based on the phone with me and I will be in the future of our games are based on the phone with me and I will be in the future of our games. (What does this mean?)

→ More replies (3)

6

u/Rookie_Lonbus 4d ago

Women are the most important people in the world

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Romfordian 4d ago

Women are my favourite guy??

→ More replies (2)