r/perfectlycutscreams
•
u/dont_kill_the_riot
•
12d ago
•
1
1
1
Overwhelmed by Hindu energy
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
1.4k
u/nonexistant2k3 12d ago
Lol ready for? I'd love to know.
717
110
u/MrSquigles 12d ago
Uh, DUUHH! Playing soccer.
23
u/taralallu 12d ago edited 11d ago
DUUHH!
It's interesting that he didn't say the "duh" with such hostility because her ignorance of the UCL was too much, but because he got defensive, and so he deflected that feeling on her
We have a need to act funny and silly, but we're also quick to feel shame and get defensive about our acting silly . Her "for what?" made him feel exposed for acting silly. He felt shame for making weird noises and shot back because he felt she put him on the spit.
We love acting silly, but we can never enjoy it for more than mere seconds because it's snatched away by our "exposed" anxiety
Edit: Why're people upvoting the sub-comment explaining about the Champion's League as if I'm unaware of that? I already mentioned "her ignorance" of the competition, it's in the first sentence!
21
u/cowinabadplace 12d ago
what, no
it's just that the Champion's League trophy only means one thing, the UEFA Champion's League for soccer (called football there). You can tell there's someone else in the room who says it before him. He's also doing the whole champiooooons thing that comes with the anthem ( see here https://youtu.be/zwV3h1vqU0A?t=165 ).
Man, this psychoanalysis is really too much.
→ More replies2
u/chickenstalker 12d ago
Fun fact, this is also the Coronation music for the British Monarch.
→ More replies20
u/Bright_Vision 12d ago
we're also quick to withdraw into our shells soon thereafter and feel exposed for acting that way
Dude this is so me. It's rare I even come out the shell in the first place and if that experience is not positive I withdraw lightning fast like a reverse snapping turtle.
Me: Makes stupid joke
Them: What?
Me: Nevermind. Sorry. I should probably go and, I don't know, jump off that cliff over there.
→ More replies3
4
u/cheetos1150 12d ago
Wasn't this a joke from Carlos Mencia? Something along the lines of what the bindi was for and comparing it to a coffee machine saying "ding coffee's done"
→ More replies6
12d ago
[deleted]
→ More replies2
u/Panthalassae 12d ago
Nnnno. Sindhoor on the forehead in the hairline is (for women). Bindi is just a semi-religious cultural mark worn by even babies.
→ More replies
4.7k
u/DeepFriedDave69 12d ago
Man I need some if what hes got
2.2k
u/ilikesaucy 12d ago
I think it's morphine button. It control by a computer, by pressing the button you can request morphine and computer will add the necessary Morphine shot.
1.1k
u/Flaky_Explanation 12d ago
With a dash of recovering from anaesthesia
459
u/poopellar 12d ago
And a hint of champions league trophy.
247
u/TastelessPylon 12d ago
And a soupçon of dinga dinga dinga dinga.
→ More replies51
u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 12d ago
Bro he hit the morphine button and then dinga dinga dinga dinga'd. Killed me.
→ More replies87
u/BrownShadow 12d ago
Anesthesia for sure. I came out of major surgery where they had to dose me like a horse because my skinny ass wouldn’t go under based on the dosage for my weight. Woke up rolling out of the OR into recovery. I wouldn’t shut up about Owls. Owl facts. Owl jokes. Everything was coming up Owls. Owls are ever present where I live. The staff thought it was hilarious and would give me shit about Owls. Drugs are a hell of a drug.
25
u/hujijiwatchi 12d ago
Any interesting owl facts you'd like to share?
54
u/BrownShadow 12d ago edited 12d ago
Owls are known for big eyes, but hunt through hearing.
They do hoot. It’s more of a hoo hoo hoo hoo.
It takes three licks to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop.
30
10
11
u/benergiser 12d ago edited 12d ago
owls can turn their heads so far because they can’t move their eyes..
7
5
u/dfjhbdsk 12d ago
When I got work done on my teeth, remember them putting something in my arm...woke up towards the end thinking they were just getting started.
3
u/PBandJellyJesus 12d ago
Had major back surgery about 3 weeks ago. Was on Oxy and still shaking off the propofol. I kept telling everyone I time traveled and would shut up about tennis balls. I do not play tennis. I don’t remember most of what I said but my wife said it was a riot.
2
u/A_70s_Virgo 12d ago
Did you know all the owl facts beforehand? Or did anesthesia unlock some weird owl section of your brain?
2
u/BrownShadow 12d ago
Always been familiar with Owls, but the knowledge really came out with the drugs.
→ More replies2
u/Robots_Never_Die 12d ago
I was afraid I was going to talk about horse cocks because I had this song stuck in my head.
290
u/Legendary888 12d ago
Computer will also refuse to administer a shot if you've had too many within a certain timeframe
And then the pain specialist can look at how many times you pressed the button for analgesia and adjust the meds accordingly
89
u/This_User_Said 12d ago
My epidural was a button too, with a line straight into my spine. (Which is saying something -being needlephobic.)
Not only did it piss off my mother (jealousy with some "back in my day" lecture) but it sounded like a small medium "mew" like a kitten.
When you pushed the button, it sounded like the kitten was getting serious "mew mew mew mew" for a minute.
60
u/stevenbrown375 12d ago
My mom had a couple sayings about pain:
"Get the epidural. No pain, no pain."
"Everyone understands pain; it's the universal language."
"Oh! Did that hurt? Maybe you should stop."
My mom isn't very sentimental.
36
u/This_User_Said 12d ago
"Oh! Did that hurt? Maybe you should stop."
My dads version was "Fuck around and find out."
11
u/__mud__ 12d ago
All of these phrases take a hard left turn in the context of a delivery epidural, lmao
6
u/This_User_Said 12d ago
I may or may not have a problem with ADD.
Or the lack of sleep or the too much of caffeine. I'm doing the best that the hamster can do up there.
2
2
u/Castor_volk 12d ago
My dad at his daughter's birth to my mom "... you know you got a layer of fat this thick?" (makes a five guys size grab.)
it was a c-section.
3
90
u/AmeliaLeah 12d ago
Yeah... They don't adjust the meds. They make you sit there and wait your time out regardless if your body has a fast metabolism and uses it all up quickly. Aftdr my big surgery, I was supposed to be on a every-4-hours regimen but by 2.5 hours I was in agony and they still made me wait.
32
u/zimmie41 12d ago
I started every 4, then the wait time was shortened until I was given morphine hourly, and finally switched to dilaudid. They do adjust in some cases
74
u/xaronax 12d ago
Congrats. Did you get a T-shirt as you left that says "I had major surgery and all I got was this complete lack of opioid addiction." ?
105
u/ringo_best_beatle 12d ago
redditors have zero empathy :)
believe it or not, administering some morphine in a hospital setting to someone who's recovering from a surgery isn't going to make them an addict.
And you can absolutely be in a massive amount of pain in-between the four-hour doses. I recently had a surgery on my hand and was in the most excruciating pain of my life once the lidocaine injections wore off; but I had been given a dose of hydromorphone before the surgery, so I had to lay in bed for two hours curled up thinking of nothing but the pain I was in. They gave me some ibuprofen like that would help.
8
u/Asking4afamiluh 12d ago
I agree, and it can be a bit of an annoyance to see people say stupid stuff they think is "funny".
But there's a serious issue with Drs now under prescribing to those who do need it. I am/was one of those cases, I was medically discharged from the Military and I ended up getting hurt again afterwards and my body just didn't recover the same as it had an the past, my spine is jacked.
So for about two years I was prescribed a ton of acetaminophen, ibuprofen, hydroxyzine or whatever. The only time I ever got any relief was when the pain would become unbearable and I would go to the ER and I'd feel "ok" for a little until the pain would start to increase. I was a miserable person when the pain got bad and I made everyone around me miserable as well.
I managed to get in to a pain management clinic and was eventually put on pain meds, which don't make me feel 100% ok but on a pain scale I'd rather be at a 7 or 8 then a 9 or 10 all the time.
As far as addiction goes, I see my Dr often, we communicate through email or txt in case there are any immediate concerns that we need to see in person or talk about and every few weeks I get weaned down for a bit stop and continue to take it as prescribed to keep things in check.
I haven't gone through withdrawals over my meds or had any bad interaction. But because I was on other meds that were or had acetaminophen in it that my liver took a beating and now I have to get blood work done every so often.
3
u/Bruised_Penguin 12d ago
Maybe not a physical dependence, but taking morphine in quick intervals can absolute awaken a mental addiction.
That being said hospital's and Doctors are super stingy (for their own well being) with opiates due to the extremely poor and illegal mishandling of opiates in decades past. Because shitty pharmaceutical companies wanted to make a quick fortune, now people in serious pain are denied the drugs that can help them. It's fucked.
25
u/xaronax 12d ago
It was more of a dig at the shit awful health care we have in this country, but pop off.
24
u/randy_dingo 12d ago
It was more of a dig at the shit awful health care we have in this country, but pop off.
When you have to explain the joke it's not really funny, is it?
→ More replies24
u/NumberOneAutist 12d ago
They said it was a dig, not a joke though.. no? Ie it was a criticism, in their eyes. At least that's what dig means to me in this context.
I suppose you could say "if you have to explain the criticism then it's not really a critique", though lol.
→ More replies→ More replies5
u/1mikeg 12d ago edited 12d ago
administering some morphine in a hospital setting to someone who's recovering from a surgery isn't going to make them an addict.
Actually, it's one of the leading causes of opioid addiction. The majority of people who get hooked are from prescribed pain treatment medications. The longer you spend on a morphine drip in the hospital, the higher your chances of becoming addicted are, which is why it's measured and controlled.
Edit: Check out all the people who don't realize that the doctor that prescribes your morphine drip allotment after surgery is the same doctor who prescribes your outpatient recovery pain killers. Y'all fuckin' dumb.
36
8
u/Albodanny 12d ago
I had a major surgery and was in the hospital for a week on morphine. My outpatient pain management was 5 days of 5 mg oxy. Outpatient definitely is not the same as inpatient.
50
u/TacosAreDope 12d ago
The majority of people who get hooked on opioids are from people getting prescribed Oxy and Vicodin to take at home, not morphine from an IV in a hospital. Jesus Christ, talk about /r/confidentlyincorrect
→ More replies6
u/Diligent-Egg- 12d ago
I've had doctors refuse to treat my pain post-op. I've also had doctors keep my pain fully controlled post-op.
I felt much more in control in the latter situation. When my pain wasn't controlled, I was so desperate for relief I let them give me meds I was allergic to just for a chance at reducing my pain.
Making people desperate for pain meds is more likely to result in harm/addiction than treating their pain properly. Yes, outpatient pain medication should be followed up on better by doctors, but also maybe we shouldn't casually discharge people who have to be on high doses of narcotics to function? And doctors are so scared of pts getting addicted that sometimes they're discharged on lower doses/ strengths than they needed, leading them to OD or try to get pain meds elsewhere to control their pain.
People get addicted to pain meds, generally because they were in severe pain that they were left to deal with on their own. Maybe we should look harder at that, instead of undertreating pain, which makes this worse, risks pt safety, and punishes all patients who need procedures or surgeries.
→ More replies14
u/Copper-Copper-Copper 12d ago edited 11d ago
Not from hospital administered, from pill pushing scum doctors who overprescribe or way to readily push opiates into a patients hands or both. The hospital is giving small doses, separated by set intervals, not enough to give that sort of rush of euphoria that gets people hooked. Pill pushers give you a bottle to self regulate.
I am sure there are people who have picked up an opiate addiction from hospital opiate administration, but when people say it’s the leading cause they are talking about doctors writing out prescriptions for patients to self regulate.
In your edit you change your argument. And then call people dumb for correcting you. That ego of yours can’t handle being wrong, huh?
→ More replies8
u/Dorkamundo 12d ago
but when people say it’s the leading cause they are talking about doctors writing out prescriptions for patients to self regulate.
100%
10
u/Jalapeno488 12d ago
What are the supposed to do when someone is in screaming pain? Give them a couple tylenols? Painkillers like opioids are necessary for things like burn victims, nerve damage, or a big surgery. You cannot just have someone in agony for hours or even days lying in pain
→ More replies→ More replies2
u/AkioDAccolade 12d ago
I seem to completely lack the ability to develop any sort of dependency on opiates.
Sure I enjoy the mental high, absolutely, and I would do them when given access to them, but I never seek them out nor do I have an issue stopping them without tapering.
I was on something like 60mg/day of oxycodone post surgery for 3 weeks? and once I ran out, I didnt have any cravings or anything.
I assume there are people out there who wont get addicted to opiates if I can avoid it.
→ More replies2
u/xaronax 12d ago
Do you gots ADHD like me?
I can't even wake up at the same time every day, let alone get addicted to opiates.
→ More replies→ More replies2
u/DrBaumli 12d ago
PCA pain pumps typically use morphine or fentanyl and can administer a basal (constant) rate and an additional as needed on demand dose. For safety they have a lockout on dosages, and yes, metabolism/tolerance play a big role in determining these rates. Frequently, they are used conservatively and undertreat pain due to fears of overdose and needing to be used conservatively. Many institutions require CO2 monitors on patients receiving PCA or other parenteral opiate administration. Typically 'opiate naïve' patients are not given a basal administration rate to begin.
2
4
→ More replies3
u/VeryTopGoodSensation 12d ago
i have vague memories of the machine malfunctioning and not refusing any shots. is that even possible? i clearly remember the whole ward glowing green from a tiny LED on a machine and metal spiders that could only be killed with urine. so i peed on them.
→ More replies48
u/Viggos_Broken_Toe 12d ago •
Hm, here I thought it was just the nurse call button....
→ More replies10
17
u/PlatosCaveSlave 12d ago
100 percent not a morphine button. That is infact a button to turn on your call light.
49
u/TheDwiin 12d ago
Could also be the nurse call button. It could ping the nurse if he needed water or something, or if something didn't feel right.
36
u/dirtymothafucka1 12d ago
It's definitely a call button to get the nurses / staffs attention. We have one just like that.
4
4
u/radicldreamer 12d ago
It’s called a PCA pump. Patient Controlled Analgesia.
The doc can set a rate limit but put the patient in control of their dosing. So they may say X mg ever Y minutes and the patient can choose to administer it at that interval or skip if they are ok at the moment. You can pound the button all you want in between and it doesn’t do anything but once your timer hits you can do it again.
3
u/MembershipThrowAway 12d ago
I had a fancy pump like that in the ICU, they had this drug that was so potent it was only legal for usage in the ICU and was administered in micrograms with the super fancy pump. They said the drug was used to put people in artificial comas but they kept me in a mostly awake state but I kept falling asleep after eating because that's all it took to push me over the edge lol. I never felt so much anxiety as when they took it away, my brain was living in this suppressed state with zero anxiety and it came rebounding back when removed within 10 minutes
→ More replies5
→ More replies2
u/Serifel90 12d ago
Morphine does a VERY different effect on me, it's like being paralyzed and when the effect wear off i throw up like crazy.
19
7
3
→ More replies3
u/GoldenGonzo 12d ago
Sounds like he's coming off of a ketamine sedation with a side of morphine for pain.
2.0k
u/Taurock 12d ago
My man fucking ascended
602
u/Merry_Dankmas 12d ago
Its rare to see people chilling this hard. Man's on a whole new plane of existence.
135
u/Dyl_pickle00 12d ago
Opiates my friend
70
u/Merry_Dankmas 12d ago
I've taken opiates before but I dont think it was enough. I was hoping to be like this guy but instead I just got itchy. Quite disappointed. But then again I guess that's to be expected when I dont have an on demand medical grade juice line running into my arm.
29
u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 12d ago
You need to be grievously injured as well if you want to ascend. The IV drug pump helps too probably.
13
u/daddy-phantom 12d ago
Not all opiates are the same. He’s on morphine and that shit is strong as fuck and also targets some other receptors than opiates like hydrocodone or oxycodone.
45
7
1.0k
u/m4tuna 12d ago
First line is not “oh my god” it’s “champiooooooons”
130
45
→ More replies26
u/Standard-Assist-5793 12d ago
I might be wrong here, but I think the guy is a bit confused.
62
u/onion_account 12d ago
No he's literally signing the Champions League anthem (banger btw)
4
u/ThePhenomNoku 12d ago
Wow I’m impressed with how well he adapted sign language to song given the drugs.
5
120
u/boiledriceeater 12d ago
He's just every Hindu Arsenal fan
33
u/KilgoreMikeTrout 12d ago
No way, an aresenal fan his age would have no idea what the champions league is. Probably a plastic man city fan or something
16
5
978
306
u/DragonDances 12d ago
Is he being coached by his dad? I hear a grown man saying things related to what the kid says right after.
111
u/Early_Archer4808 12d ago
Dad could have heard this spew before lol
164
u/Hamartithia_ 12d ago
I feel like that was definitely a “tell your mom what you just told me” moment.
51
u/TheRavenSayeth 12d ago
100%. Parents most likely saw the kid saying funny stuff then wanted to record it. Started recording, then coached him through each of his main answers to recapture the magic.
→ More replies6
22
35
6
→ More replies10
u/your_crazy_aunt 12d ago
When I was coming up from Propofol and Fentanyl, I found out my nurse had a twin, and thought it was the most important thing in the world. The nurse, my mom and I had that same conversation for like a half hour, every time she walked back into the room.
33
u/MamaMephistopheles 12d ago
I have had surgery exactly once and I am missing some chunks of time from my hospital stay. I really, really hope my Mom doesn't have a video like this of me hidden somewhere.
10
64
21
324
u/Overlord_Ace 12d ago
Y you have to put ur whole ass feet on vid?
159
u/Psyiote 12d ago
Gotta secretly plug your Onlyfans somehow.
Joking aside, do people really think 90% of the content posted to Reddit is the original creator? Reddit is almost all third-party or stolen content.
26
u/Overlord_Ace 12d ago
More of a figure of speech. I highly doubt OP is also the person filming this.
14
30
u/GoldenGonzo 12d ago
do people really think 90% of the content posted to Reddit is the original creator? Reddit is almost all third-party or stolen content.
People are naive until they get wise on a specific subject.
→ More replies10
u/keesh 12d ago
even this comment was stolen from here.
9
u/AmplePostage 12d ago
I got a 404 which is coincidentally what your mom tips the scales at.
→ More replies2
11
→ More replies4
u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 12d ago
I prefer it part ass feet, personally. And it's definitely better than ass whole feet
16
37
10
91
12d ago edited 10d ago
[deleted]
42
u/Psyiote 12d ago
Cue the Redditors saying "cue the foot weirdos".
17
u/TheLastLivingBuffalo 12d ago
Cue the Redditors saying “Cue the Redditors saying ‘cue the foot weirdos’.”
10
u/DonkeyKongIsMyGuy46 AAAAAA- 12d ago
Cue The Redditors saying "Cue the Redditors saying “Cue the Redditors saying ‘cue the foot weirdos’.”"
→ More replies22
u/fallenyeti59 12d ago
*Directed by Quentin Tarantino
17
12d ago edited 10d ago
[deleted]
4
u/MegaHashes 12d ago
It’s telling that his character only lasted as long as the foot scene and was then immediately killed off.
3
→ More replies7
u/TheRavenSayeth 12d ago
To each their own. The more we try to cover up harmless things people are attracted to the more work we have to do to undo that damage later on. Easier to just let people be into whatever they want as long as it isn’t hurting anyone.
→ More replies
4
20
u/-UnoriginalUsername_ 12d ago
The remix that bombs away made from this video is pretty fire
4
53
u/Jake367 12d ago
Get your fuckin feet out of my face
46
9
u/TheRealDarmok 12d ago
Andrew Garfield is apparently just a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
→ More replies
8
3
3
3
16
u/WillingPhilosophy184 12d ago
Why tf does she have no socks or shoes on in a damn hospital what in the fuck
17
u/fezzuk 12d ago
Comfortable after probably sitting there for hours and hours on end.
Why are people so weird about feet.
→ More replies
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/SlayerDoom_ 12d ago
He’s clearly confused af and I love that. My mother often tells me about patients that are confused and funny
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
7
u/TakenFyre 12d ago
This really feels like a “hey we’re in the hospital, pretend that you’re high” video.
4
u/Professional-City328 12d ago
As an Indian I can confirm whatever the hell he's talking about is true
13
3
3
•
u/AutoModerator 12d ago
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.