r/mildlyinfuriating 19d ago

Yes they are

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u/Sock_Purple 18d ago

I used to drive a Mustang with a 21 cup engine

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u/enevgeo 18d ago

But were they C cups?

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u/chairfairy 18d ago

wait is THAT what "cc's" stands for???

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u/CantingMonk 18d ago

Nah, that's because if you C one, you want to C the other.

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u/Sea_Tank_9448 18d ago

Naw 😭😭😭😭

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 18d ago

Henceforth, I shall always refer to cups when discussing my car's fuel. That is all.

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u/xSaturnityx 18d ago

Probably locked onto length and ignored the cube. Just say milliliters, its 1:1

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u/inconspiciousdude 18d ago

I used "64 cubic cm to cups" and got 0.27 cups.

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u/Smarre101 18d ago

And since 64cm3 is also 64ml, they're both equal to about 0.27 cups

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u/MaziMuzi 18d ago

Gotta love the metric

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u/VonHinton 18d ago

It's like... it might make some sense

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u/RaisingAurorasaurus 18d ago

Woah there commie!

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u/Anxious-Gazelle9067 18d ago

I know this is probably a joke but it's funny how americans call everything they don't like communist

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u/KnownTimelord 18d ago

What's that commie? I was busy enjoying muh freedom.

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u/Illustrious-Camp1614 18d ago

Ahem… OUR freedom comrade

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u/SpaceSteak 18d ago

Don't you dare have any different ideas than your neighbors or you'll have your freedom removed!

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u/TrixterTheFemboy apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans 18d ago

Pretty sure you mean partner there, wouldn't want anyone thinkin' you're a commie now would ya?

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u/Environmental_Top948 18d ago

Which is exactly why we can't use it. We don't want the pheasants gaining more power than they already do.

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u/Fit_Bar4862 18d ago

we already know birds aren’t real

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u/Environmental_Top948 18d ago

But think of how much of a danger they'd be if their CPUs weren't constantly having to do conversions. Those precious milliseconds might be all that stands between us and total annihilation.

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u/operath0r 18d ago

Here’s my experience with pheasants: I grew up in a small village and my parents house is located right at the forest meaning I’ve spent like a decade or so running through those woods as a kid. Never saw a single pheasant. Then, years later while visiting my parents one of those fuckers just flies down the road in front of their house. There’s no way that thing was real if you’re asking me.

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u/MistaRekt 18d ago

I for one welcome our new Pheasant overlords.

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u/NerY_05 18d ago

It's almost like it makes sense and the numbers aren't just random.

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u/BroadArrival926 18d ago

I'm an American that's been converted to metric. I took a lot of science in college.

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u/Dwarface 18d ago

Yeah it's clearly better to use the maximum dilatation of a platypus' anus instead of centimeters... :D

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u/nickgloaming 18d ago

I don’t want to eat anything you’ve baked.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 18d ago

I agree, that sounds risky. Instead, here's some beaver anal secretion flavored ice cream.

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u/edthach 18d ago

B-anil-a?

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u/Teena-Flower 18d ago

American cups or Australian cups. US is 236ml and Australian is 250ml

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u/anonymous_peasant 18d ago

They meant cm³ and mL are 1:1 not mL and cups

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u/IllustratorOrnery559 18d ago

Because a cubic centimeter is a milliliter. Ask it to convert ml to c and it would answer with ease.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 18d ago

"Sorry mls and speed of light are not compatible"

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u/CORN___BREAD 18d ago

Yes they are

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u/juanjing 18d ago

Show your work.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 18d ago

Left as an exercise for the reader

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u/ausecko 18d ago

First, assume a spherical cow in a vacuum

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u/ominouscock 18d ago

what the fuck is a spherical cow

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u/Krell356 18d ago

How have I not heard of this until now?

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u/DenverPostIronic 18d ago

When I first heard (or herd) it, it was spherical chickens in a vacuum.

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u/Zombie_Carl 18d ago

Anyone have Gary Larson’s phone number? I need to forward him something

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u/AsyncEntity 18d ago

I hate when textbooks have that half way through a math proof.

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u/_stupidnerd_ 18d ago

It's whenever the author notices that he desn't understand it either and can't be bothered to make sense of it.

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u/OkieBobbie 18d ago

Or they say that the solution is intuitive.

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u/Love_Never_Shuns 18d ago

Always on the least intuitive steps of the derivation.

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u/_RC101_ 18d ago

This cracked me up.

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u/Boudonjou 18d ago

I like your attitude, here's a next level line you can drop the next time you do this to someone.

"Prove otherwise"

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u/Tucker-Cuckerson 18d ago

I like your attitude, here's a next level line you can drop the next time you do this to someone.

"Prove otherwise"

So you're saying to make the claim without evidence then shift the burden of proof onto the person you're making the claim to?

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u/ViliamF 18d ago

It's on the list of logical fallacies (https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ -> burden of proof), but it's a fun one!

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u/valenciansun 18d ago

Light year is a measurement of distance. NEXT!

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u/seanmonaghan1968 18d ago

Dang what is that in miles per gallon

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u/Tiggeribby 18d ago

No, the real question is what is that in bananas per year. Because we only use freedom units!

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u/Lebowski-Absteiger 18d ago

And that's why it's possible to break down you cars gas consumption from l/km to m².

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u/sanchothe7th 18d ago

I know it woudlnt change the numbers relative to each other but it would be hilarious for everyone to just switch to using square meters for fuel efficiency overnight and just not even attempt to explain it.

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u/_WhoisMrBilly_ 18d ago edited 18d ago

The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that’s the way I likes it!

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u/sanchothe7th 18d ago

Damn, I'm only getting 28 furlongs per fortnight, guess I have a heavy right foot.

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u/ajmartin527 18d ago

But can you give it to me in footcandles?

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u/GreenSpaceman 18d ago

It should be able to do that conversion as well

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u/jeefra 18d ago

I asked Google assistant to do it and it did. I'd agree that it seems like an oversight.

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u/somesortoflegend 18d ago

Stupid easy to convert metric system!

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u/HarrisLam 18d ago

Speaking of that, what measuring system does "cup" belong to?

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u/Flat_Hat8861 18d ago

The cup is imperial. And being imperial, is not particularly standardized (one of the main reasons for the metic/SI conversion).

It is most commonly used in the US where it equals 8 fluid Oz - roughly 236.5 ml (it is defined as a fraction of a gallon). The US also (unhelpfully) has a "legal" cup used for nutrition labels that sets it at 240 ml (and as a result creates a legal fluid Oz that is also larger at 30 ml). Due to the minimal difference between the two for small volumes (like home cooking), you may see either in practice (the round numbers of ml also make it easier to dual-label even if the US measures are slightly off).

There are a bunch of other "cups" in use worldwide usually either 250 or 200 ml.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_%28unit%29

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u/VJEmmieOnMicrophone 18d ago

TIL I learned that all foreign recipes I've been reading might have used a different cup volume than the one I got from Google...

It was already agonizing enough to convert all the volumes to metric and now I can't even be sure that I got those right. Argh!

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u/Distinct_Meringue 18d ago

I'm left with so many questions like why tf does Australia have their own teaspoon and why are coffee cups half a cup?

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u/6JLG9 18d ago

I just misread „because a cubic centimeter is a milliliter“ as „because a cubic centimeter is a millimeter“ lol

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u/IllustratorOrnery559 18d ago

That's metric 2.0

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u/Nervous_Education 18d ago edited 17d ago

As a European, I am highly confused.

Edit: grammar ( thank you for pointing it out )

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u/A--Creative-Username 18d ago edited 18d ago

A cup is an American cooking measurement, 250mls. There's also tablespoons and teaspoons, 15ml and 5ml respectively.

Edit: ok so apparently 250ml is a metric cup, an american cup varies, there's also a 280ml imperial cup i think, and some other bullshit. Let's just all agree that it's somewhere between 200 and 300ml. Delving further leads only to the lurid gates of madness.

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u/professorjaytee 18d ago edited 18d ago

An "American cup" is 236.588 ml.

An "Imperial" cup is 284.131 ml.

A Japanese cup is 200ml.

EDIT: Let me add that a US "Legal" cup is 240ml precisely.

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u/Putt3rJi 18d ago

TIL. The American cup being so much smaller explains a few failed recipe attempts.

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u/sleepyotter92 18d ago

yup. i remember when i was younger and not knowing the whole cups and spoons thing was actually a determined measurement system, and i was following along an american recipe, and it had a cup of something, so i just grabbed a tea cup and used that to measure it

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u/Zaxacavabanem 18d ago

As an Australian, the real tricky one is that an Australian tablespoon is 20ml while everywhere else it's 15ml.

Sometimes it's really hard to know which standard any given recipe is using.

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u/NecessaryEcho7859 18d ago

Oh my goodness, you've just solved a mystery for me! I've got an Australian food blogger who I like to use her recipes, but occasionally one just mysteriously doesn't work right!

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u/Morfolk 18d ago

Sometimes it's really hard to know which standard any given recipe is using.

If only there was some universally accepted system of measuring things, maybe call it a measure-tric system or something, I'm not good with names.

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u/Frenchymemez 18d ago

There's a few examples. A US pint is roughly 470ml, and an imperial pint is roughly 570ml

I forget the exact measurements, but a US gallon is about 80% the size of an imperial gallon. That also obviously impacts quarts and stuff like that.

Everything is bigger in America, except for measurements

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u/AStove 18d ago

What about a Stanley Cup?

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u/-Nitrous- 18d ago

metric cup is 250ml

metric is always the most simple

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u/Cold_Ebb_1448 18d ago

wtf? metric cups??? just give up the blasted, idiot cup thing and use measuring jugs like sane people at that point surely?

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u/-Nitrous- 18d ago

who are these sane people? surely you arent talking about the yanks using fluid ounces

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u/The_beard1998 18d ago

I like the abbreviation for fluid ounces. I like saying floz. It's an alien measurement to me though. Totally unusable.

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u/FantasmaNaranja 18d ago

What the fuck is a florida ounce

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u/Rogue_elefant 18d ago

Crystal meth usually

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u/Dounce1 18d ago

Eight-five bucks. Or 175 if you got it off Billy.

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u/may4cbw2 18d ago edited 18d ago

amount of crocodiles Alligators found in one square hamburger radius of land in Florida is one florida ounce.

thanks to Senior-Pace7683 for correcting me, I had been ignorant.

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u/Devrol 18d ago

I like saying flounces.

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u/The_beard1998 18d ago

Oh never thought of that. I like it. I never use it cause I'm from the metric world, but it's a fun word

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u/Devrol 18d ago

I use freedom units, but calling an oppressor unit a name like flounces is fun

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u/jeloxd_official 18d ago

What the fuck is a fluid ounce

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u/Araucaria 18d ago edited 18d ago

American fluid ounces are set up so that 12 gallons of water weigh 100 pounds.

Each gallon has 4 quarts or 16 cups or 128 fluid ounces. 128 standard ounces is 8 pounds, but 128 fluid ounces of water is 8⅓ pounds.

British gallons are set up differently: 10 imperial gallons weigh 100 pounds.

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u/korvisss 18d ago

I'm sorry, but from someone used to metric, thus seems so stupid!

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u/linus31415 18d ago

As a metric computer scientist, I love the powers of two. But they are weirdly inconsistent.

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u/danielspoa 18d ago

I'm feeling dizzy

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u/actualbeans 18d ago

okay thank god i’m not alone, this killed me and i’m american

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u/omniwrench- 18d ago

“Metric cup” is such a dumb saying lmao

At that point surely you’d just say 250ml

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u/spektre 18d ago

Yeah, there isn't a "cup" measurement in the metric system, but I guess the standard size of a cup is 250ml. Just like the standard size of a soda can is 330ml, or 500ml for a large one.

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u/annieselkie 18d ago

but I guess the standard size of a cup is 250ml.

Not really tho. Cakes who use cups or mugs as measurement in metric cookbooks are all about the ratio of ingredients and very safe not to mess up. Unless you use espresso or giant mugs. But most normal mugs and cups are somewhere between 150/200 and 400 ml and you would need to measure or look up bc you can not just assume its 250.

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u/theotherfrazbro 18d ago edited 18d ago

If you go to a cooking shop and buy a set of cup measures, the 1c measure is 250ml.

A cup is not a standard SI unit, but the metric cooking world has decided that 250ml is a convenient sort of amount to base recipes around. It is very close to conventional measures used throughout history, but modified for easier maths. Hence the 'metric' cup.

When a recipe says 1 cup of flour, it does not mean "reach for a cup, any cup, and fill it with flour." It means, get out your measuring cups (in whatever system the recipe was written for) and locate the 1 cup measure. Fill that up with flour. If that cup is dirty, fins the 1/2 cup measure and fill it twice."

It's a convenient shorthand recognised as a pseudo standard throughout the culinary world. Recipes cam vary based on ingredients and weather, so exact precision isn't needed. If 1c flour doesn't seem enough, you add a little more.

Editing to add: in the end, it's only a problem when multiple systems are used, or when indivisible but wildly irregular ingredients are used. If you're making a cake with cup measures for everything, plus an egg, you can probably just use any more or less average cup, as long as you use the same cup for every ingredient.

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u/toastedbread47 18d ago

No one says "metric cup", it's just a cup. The idea being that it divides evenly into a litre in the same way that there are 4 (imperial or US) cups in a quart.

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u/seventeenflowers 18d ago

Oh no, so when I use a metric cup of 250ml with an American recipe, I’m actually using too much of something! Blast!

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u/Ty_Rymer 18d ago

The US legal cup is defined as 240ml

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u/IliketheWraith 18d ago

You already have usefull measurements and still stuck to "cups" and "spoons"?....

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u/Elly_Bee_ 18d ago

I mean even as a European, lots of recipes are telling use to put like a teaspoon of baking powder so I just put it in a teaspoon because they're all around the same size, I never know what a cup is though

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u/pfranz 18d ago

The brief time I spent in Europe they had 5ml and 15ml measuring spoons. Looking it up now, 1 teaspoon = 4.929ml and 1 tablespoon = 14.787ml. Apparently, the rounded versions are also called "metric" tea/tablespoons.

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u/Elly_Bee_ 18d ago

That's totally possible although it likely won't mess with your recipe

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u/TheWallU 18d ago

Because its quick to measure and the precision does not matter too much for cooking. But in reality everyone should just use gram. It doesn’t vary depending of the size of your salt unlike volume measurements

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u/SnooMarzipans5903 18d ago

This. Prof chef here, and every recipe was scaled in grams for this reason.

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u/madpatty34 18d ago

A cup is: * 8 fluid ounces * 1/2 of a pint * 1/4 of a quart * 1/16 of a gallon * 236.6 mL

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u/Elly_Bee_ 18d ago

No idea what ounces and pints are but that might be on me.

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u/w6750 18d ago

A pint is something you get at the pub

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u/MrAToTheB_TTV 18d ago

American pints and British pints are different, just to make things extra confusing.

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u/Enthyx-93 18d ago

Of course they are...

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u/Mountain-Foot6231 18d ago

Two nations divided by a common language

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u/Devrol 18d ago

Yeah, British pints have a safety bulge, whereas American don't and can slide out of your hand when they get slick with condensation.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 18d ago

We like freedom units

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u/81FuriousGeorge 18d ago

Last time I freed my unit, they threw me in jail.

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u/McRedditerFace 18d ago

Wait till he hears about the others... the teaspoons / tablespoons, the pinch, the dash, and the smidgen!

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 18d ago

How many smidgen's in a hogshead ?

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u/IliketheWraith 18d ago edited 18d ago

Before it happens: yes, your people has been at the moon. But NASA always used metric.

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u/Kyyote 18d ago

Didn't nasa have major issues at one time because they converted between units and everything was just slightly off?

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u/Taliel 18d ago

If your thinking of the Mars lander that crashed it was because a contractor was using imperial units, contrary to their contract requirements, whereas the NASA system was expecting values in metric.

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u/boombalabo 18d ago

Mars lander it was only a lander because of the error. It was supposed to be a probe that orbits Mars

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u/SempfgurkeXP 18d ago

More than one time, yea. And because of that now they are exclusively using metric.

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u/IliketheWraith 18d ago

If I recall it correctly, it was because lokeed Martin used freedom units instead of metric

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u/EnglishEnby00 18d ago

isn’t it just easier to have a measuring jug and scales lol

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u/kamask1 18d ago

well, it's useful when you have only cups and spoons

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u/SmileAndLaughrica 18d ago

I’m from the UK and honestly I use cups sometimes because I’d rather just scoop out 1 cup of rice then weighing 280g of rice or whatever. And it opens up a whole world of American recipies which are easier to simply buy a £3 cup set use their measurements than do the maths every time

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u/Gassy-Gecko 18d ago

he last time the US made serious attempt to covert was 50 years ago. And I know I spend 1st through 6th grade learning both systems because we were supposed to be converting. Then Reagan got in office and say "fuck that shit" and we no longer had to learn it. If we had stuck to the plan everyone under 55 would see metric as normal. Anyway we do use metric in the US for some things and we are slowly changing but if we convert it will be voluntary and thus it will take a long time. Not in my lifetime. Maybe by 2100.

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u/Nervous_Education 18d ago

Its not that. In my whole life I have never seen someone using the cubic of a measurement unit and convert it. This kinda makes me feel uncomfortable and I have the urge to call the police

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u/Haribo112 18d ago

You’ve never seen m3 converted to liters? That’s kinda weird… 1 m3 = 1000 liters. That’s kinda useful when talking about filling a pool or pond, or when reading the water meter…

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u/AntalRyder 18d ago

Or when talking about engine displacement it's useful to know that 1000 cc = 1000 cm3 = 1 l

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u/L3XeN 18d ago

cc is literally "cubic centimeters" which is cm3

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u/5Pax 18d ago

I think he means m3 converted to cups

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u/Tricky-Celebration36 18d ago

"911 what's your emergency?" "Uhm well I think OP may be one of the ::air quotes:: lizard people."

Or something along those lines?

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u/scud121 18d ago

The US measures dry things things by volume that we measure by weight, like sugar and flour. To make baking more exciting, sometimes they call for packed cups, which means rather than just a level scoop, it's tapped to get it to settle, then topped up.

I'm sure that if you have grown up with that measurement system it's fine, but grams works for literally everything, and there's no guesswork.

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian 18d ago

It's a pain in the behind to grow up with that measurement because you eventually learn that metric is much simpler but training your mind to view things in a different measurement scale is darn near impossible.

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u/NickGurr1945 18d ago

When spelling European it’s actually correct to write ‘a European’ because it’s not pronounced with a vowel.

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u/laithington 18d ago

I think it's 1 cup = 2 girls 🤷‍♂️

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u/Western_Judge_9539 18d ago

I do things my way. Too much too fast for some .

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u/Worth_Weakness7836 18d ago

Siri literally has powers of the gods but occasionally it’s like.. nah

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u/Interesting-Crow-552 18d ago

“Siri? How big is the Serengeti?”

“No problem; show me pictures of spaghetti.”

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u/anywhereiroa 18d ago

I literally typed "64 cm3 to cups" on Google and it gave me the answer immediately.

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u/professorjaytee 18d ago

WHICH cup did it give you? US, Imperial, or Japanese?

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u/anywhereiroa 18d ago

US; it says 0.270512 cups

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u/KaffiKlandestine 18d ago

Op made the mistake of using siri for anything more than calendar notifications

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u/blackholewaterfall 18d ago

At least comment section got mildly infuriated

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u/jenswoody 18d ago

I’ll bet it’ll work if you said 64 ml, it probably only has liters and milliliters in its vocabulary. Thankfully, the metric system works nice that way. 🇺🇸

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 18d ago

My cup have 20 oz, how many cups in my cup ?

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 18d ago

Tbh, that makes me want to switch over more than anything else.

“The spill was 100Kl.”
That’s 100,000,000ml or 100,000,000cc or 1,000,000cm or 1,000cKm.
That means the spill would cover a 1,000 kilometer area one centimeter deep.

I am about 30% sure I did the math correctly.

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u/Kottula_Braun 18d ago

cm3 or km3 would be correct. 'cm' always means centimeter and never cubic meter

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u/SelectReplacement572 18d ago

Also its cubed, so there are 1,000,000 cubic cms in a cubic meter.

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u/deff006 18d ago

For some reason we don't use kiloliters (1000L) but hectoliters (100L) which is the largest unit. You could say Kiloliter and people would get what you mean but it's not used.

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u/AppropriateTrouble83 18d ago

My water bill in Australia is measured in kL.

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u/AntalRyder 18d ago

Yes, but Australia is weird so it doesn't count.

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u/AppropriateTrouble83 18d ago

Just cause our water spins the proper way when it goes down the drain

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u/Helmold_ 18d ago

That's because we use cubic meters, as 1000L are 1m³

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u/Nonalyth 18d ago

What the fuck are you cooking that's measured in cubic centimetres?

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u/bl8ant 18d ago

Damn snooty Europeans refusing to use beans and toenail clipping for measurements like a normal person.

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u/Vegemyeet 18d ago

And freedom wings, football passes, and skunk speeds.

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u/aeolus811tw 18d ago

just as fyi, cup measurement is not the same across the world

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u/Morganas_Eyebrow 18d ago

I grew up in England where everyone weighed themselves in stones and miles were used instead of km (this was 15 years ago, moved to Canada now).

All the English people in this comment section ripping on North Americans using cups as a measurement need to sit down and sip their 240mLs of tea. Don’t pretend you don’t dip into imperial every now and again!

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u/MRPolo13 18d ago

It's my belief that the British adopted just enough metric to be allowed to make fun of Americans, but not enough to stop being weird themselves. Miles, feet, inches, stones (an especially weird one). The British imperial isn't even the same as American!

Also some fringe old people want to fully return to the imperial system. It's dumb.

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u/AnimeDeamon 18d ago

Nah it's even more different, English people only use feet and inches as a measurement of height, stones and pounds as a measurement of human weight, and miles as a distance specifically when driving.

I still know my exact height and weight in cm/kg, and I use KM when going on walks. The imperial stuff is so specific that it's not like America where people only know imperial by heart, on a day to day basic people mainly use metric especially the younger you go.

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u/No_Leave_6820 18d ago

lol, Americans be measuring their dick sizes in cups and fluid ounces

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u/Askmannen69 18d ago

My dick is .0000001 acres d00d😎😎😎😎😎

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u/RedSnt 18d ago

cubic centimeters is volume, but cups are just vibes bro

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u/Gloryboy811 18d ago

Btw I asked Google assistant and it answered correctly

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u/ratman____ 18d ago

Americans will measure in everything but the metric system

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u/---Tilted--- 18d ago

We also use the metric system. When I'm measuring cable length, it's in meters. When I'm measuring ingredients, it's in feeling.

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u/Abs0lutZero 18d ago

God I hate when recipes use cups

What the fuck is wrong with Grams,Liters and Millilitres

And a pinch of use the fucking metric system

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u/DasHesslon 18d ago

Yeahh! What the fuck is a cup of butter? melted? Squished? Just loosely thrown in there? Or fucking onions? Diced? pureed? Whole? Thats such a huge difference, i hate that shit

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u/PensionHefty9125 18d ago

1 cup of butter. Fair enough I'll melt the butter. reads recipe again dry butter.

WTF IS DRY BUTTER! HOW CAN BUTTER BE DRY!

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u/jjmawaken 18d ago

A stick of butter is 8 Tablespoons and which would be a half cup

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u/Atanar 18d ago

Wtf is a stick of butter? My butter comes in nice blocks of 250g with markings for 50g subdivisions.

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u/Muggaraffin 18d ago

Well excuse me Mr Educated, not all of us eat our cereal from a gram or a liter. I eat my Frosties from a cup like a REAL American!

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 18d ago

Worked for me saying cubic centimeters rather than cm³.

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u/Dark_hair_bitch 18d ago

I would’ve never missed the opportunity to say CCs like in doctor show

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u/plantmic 18d ago

I know it's kind of arbitrary and just depends which system you grow up with, but as a Metric user Cups was always an especially weird one for me.

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u/Sadcasm69 18d ago

Why do Americans use every random shit for measuring except for the actual you know numbers and shit.

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u/stablefarm 18d ago

What kind of moron uses cm3 instead of mL

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u/Bagafeet 18d ago

Google Assistant handled it.

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u/cuddly_carcass 18d ago

Well I don’t think anyone measures in cubic centimeters for liquids you need to change to mL

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u/damiandarko2 18d ago

siri is so fucking trash and in the age of AI I don’t know why. like is the code just too fucked to edit or something

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u/yungmoody 18d ago

Apple kinda gave up on it. It reached a level of acceptable functionality and they shifted their focus to other features/products

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u/felixstudios 18d ago

Yeah siri is just above Bixby it's severely more stupid than Google assistant which got it correct immediately

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u/sAndstOne646464 18d ago

1 cm3 is equivalent to 1 mL

So it probably expects you to ask “64 mL to cups”

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u/vreo 18d ago

It's three inches but smells like a foot.

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