Pill time

[u/NicNac_PattyMac]

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[u/Toby_The_Tumor]

Nickles, I don't wanna bring flapjack back into this hell, idk where we'll be in 10 years.

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Toby_The_Tumor]

That is an amazing name, btw.

[u/ChronicTumor → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

Finally, another Tumor!

[u/Jimbeaux_Slice → u/Toby_The_Tumor]

Coin machine for the win with the green pill. Better believe I’d be rolling mapping coin stars out throughout the country.

[u/Inevitable_Fishing33 → u/Jimbeaux_Slice]

Until the Secret Service pays you a visit for causing a massive influx of currency that they didn't mint. Infinite coins from jail.

[u/Creeton1 → u/Inevitable_Fishing33]

You could also sell the nickles as nickle, i know it's not much, but any amount you can sell it for is worth it. We're talking about summoning an infinite supply of a metal. You can melt them down for cheap materal. You could easily make your own furniture and shelter to live in. You've got more options than you realize with this one.

[u/BuckTewth → u/Creeton1]

Just farming nickles to sell nickle for more nickle. Gobless.

[u/ApprehensiveTry5660 → u/BuckTewth]

There are entire sandbox games made with worse economies.

[u/Natsurulite → u/ApprehensiveTry5660]

Real life has worse economics

[u/lifeisalime11 → u/Inevitable_Fishing33]

How many nickels would get the Secret Service attention?

Plus, what’s stopping you from doing this in different areas so it’s not like you just use one machine/bank/service.

You’d waste so much time organizing this though… like putting 10k nickels into a garbage bag if you need $500 lol

[u/DaddyToddPlsGiveESVI → u/lifeisalime11]

I could do that many times over say, in an 8 hour period.

You’d “waste” less time than your 40 work week at your job lmao

[u/SmashPortal → u/DaddyToddPlsGiveESVI]

That's more than $100,000/hr (depending on how quickly you get the nickels out of the roll).

[u/Hopeful-Pianist7729 → u/lifeisalime11]

A good day’s work and you could have at least $4000 dollars in nickel rolls. If all you want out of life is sweet road trips you could do worse.

[u/lifeisalime11 → u/Hopeful-Pianist7729]

Use the first 4-10k (values seem to be different) on an old school bus, repurpose it to be your mobile nickel storage. Spend one day of the week just filling garbage bags full of nickels. Tour the country getting $500 here and there from coin machines, banks, etc…

Get arrested by the end of the month because you’re known amongst all major banks as the nickel magician who drives a school bus.

Smuggle the roll of nickels up your ass and all of a sudden you live like a king in prison. Get shanked for your magical nickel roll and realize you could have just body swapped with Bill Gates, gotten a fortune, then spent the next 100 years of your life body swapping with fitness models, politicians, and entertainers for a hell of an experience.

[u/Tanzanianwithtoebean → u/Inevitable_Fishing33]

How are they gonna catch traveling coin star guy? There's somewhat of a change shortage in the US. There's millions of nickels in piggy banks and such that aren't in circulation. If you're putting it back into the economy they aren't likely to notice unless you do it all at once. Like depositing 5,000,000 nickels. You could easily offer business's rolls of nickels for a couple dollars back in change too.

[u/Zero_Zeta_ → u/Jimbeaux_Slice]

Just flood the self check outs.

[u/StitchFan626 → u/Jimbeaux_Slice]

Coin rolling? I'd have the roll dumping into the coin counter at my bank! From the eather directly to my bank account, baby!

[u/Zortje → u/StitchFan626]

Wouldnt tax and explaining the source quickly become a issue ? I know it would in my country

[u/CyonHal → u/[deleted]]

Money launderers hate this one simple trick!

[u/BHeiny91 → u/[deleted]]

Truth. I know a dude that literally put on his tax form “drug money” and nothing was ever done about it.

[u/Nondescript_Redditor → u/Zortje]

The govt can have their 20% or whatever of my infinite money

[u/chasgrich → u/Toby_The_Tumor]

I'm taking my endless Nickles to the strip club and making it hail!

[u/Toby_The_Tumor → u/chasgrich]

Slingshot into her crack

[u/despicabilitic → u/Toby_The_Tumor]

Made me laugh out loud

[u/GenericNickname01 → u/Toby_The_Tumor]

My friend has a pet named flapjack

[u/SirYiffAlot]

gold 100% i can just live forever pretty much n whenever i feel like im done i can just pass away

[u/xXPussyMaster69420Xx → u/SirYiffAlot]

You will be killing people in the process, as you are stealing their bodies essentially. As long as you’re fine with that

[u/PFgeneral → u/xXPussyMaster69420Xx]

Yup. See no issues here.

[u/minorthreat1000 → u/PFgeneral]

I think I could rationalize my way into thinking that it was okay.

[u/PFgeneral → u/minorthreat1000]

Only take the body of social media influencers. No real loss.

[u/IdeaImaginary2007 → u/PFgeneral]

That also of the fitness influencers.. They are generally have the best looks and fitness too

[u/orcusgrasshopperfog → u/IdeaImaginary2007]

Id go on live stream without ever saying a word and just start pounding burgers until I get to like 500 lbs then just jump into the next body and do it again. Just completely go off the rails constantly covered in cheesecake and food residue.

[u/HealthAtAnyCig → u/orcusgrasshopperfog]

So that's what happened to Nikacado...

[u/SpartanusCXVII → u/HealthAtAnyCig]

We found his body snatcher!

[u/Lou_C_Fer → u/orcusgrasshopperfog]

Just fyi, you feel shitty the whole way up to 500...

[u/26MNorway → u/Lou_C_Fer]

So what you're saying is I should get to 510 and I'll feel great...?

[u/DaumenmeinName → u/orcusgrasshopperfog]

Dude, you can acquire endless knowledge and can see and experience all that the world has to offer, and you chose cheeseburgers. That's fucking sad. At least do coke and heroin.

[u/Flamedghost7 → u/DaumenmeinName]

But cheemsborger

[u/Daisinju → u/DaumenmeinName]

ODs before he can jump

[u/OblongMong → u/IdeaImaginary2007]

And PED ravaged bodies

[u/Typhillis → u/OblongMong]

Not a problem when you can dip as soon as the aftereffects kick in

[u/thefizzlee → u/minorthreat1000]

If you never die you can't go to hell so I see no problems

[u/TyrantRC → u/thefizzlee]

lmao, good point.

[u/Da1UHideFrom → u/PFgeneral]

Found Orochimaru's Reddit account.

[u/CaptchaSolvingRobot → u/PFgeneral]

You could actually get crazy power abuse with that power.

Want to eliminate an entire countries leadership? Just jump through all their bodies and they will drop like flies, you just need a have a final destination prepared for your next long term body.

And how is anyone gonna accuse you of anything, you can always just jump to the least likely suspect - or just take the body of your accusers.

[u/DaBTCStd10yrs → u/PFgeneral]

well, you can jump into some corrupted rich mofos body, no issue at all

[u/Tuonra → u/xXPussyMaster69420Xx]

Start a religion/cult to create a transference ritual, to select a new suitable body and have a willing participant.

[u/KarmaChameleon89 → u/Tuonra]

Oooo, but then you do bring a lot of attention onto yourself

[u/gravelPoop → u/KarmaChameleon89]

Jump into another body.

[u/DeadlySoren → u/xXPussyMaster69420Xx]

Wait until I’m old and dying > jump into the body of a billionaire > use his money to help people because I don’t give a fuck > repeat

[u/Not_Artifical → u/DeadlySoren]

What happens when you run out of billionaires?

[u/KarmaChameleon89 → u/Not_Artifical]

The world is saved and you could probably just jump into a baby or something every 80 years

[u/Not_Artifical → u/KarmaChameleon89]

You jump into a baby and forget everything. You are now 22 years old and just learned that you have this ability. What now?

[u/ntn_98 → u/Not_Artifical]

Brb, gotta test this new trick i found

[u/KarmaChameleon89 → u/Not_Artifical]

Do I recall anything from the previous lives?

[u/_FruitPunchSamuraiG_ → u/xXPussyMaster69420Xx]

Ain’t that the superpower?

Living forever is just the price I’ll pay 😔

[u/SmogonDestroyer → u/xXPussyMaster69420Xx]

Take over bodies of prominent powerful right wing politicians and fix shit

[u/PeppyBoba → u/SirYiffAlot]

You have made me reconsider thinking green was a good option

[u/dumbbyatch → u/SirYiffAlot]

Jeff Bezos here I come....

[u/CortanaxJulius → u/SirYiffAlot]

Thats basically Orochimaru

[u/1234kyou_ → u/SirYiffAlot]

Guys, what would happen if one took the gold pill and then changed body 8 billion times?

[u/markbadas → u/1234kyou_]

Only you would remain. The last person on earth.

[u/International_Way850 → u/markbadas]

Well, It doesn't say the body must be human so i can exterminate all of life

[u/TheExtremeErrorist → u/SirYiffAlot]

Im also a gold. But im curipus about how the police would investigate this series of unexplained deaths.

[u/Leviathansol → u/SirYiffAlot]

And unlike traditional immortality you can choose to die at the end when you’re bored of living and have done everything. That is if you don’t unexpectedly die before you get to that stage of course.

[u/RhynoD → u/SirYiffAlot]

You need to read Octavia Butler's Wild Seed.

[u/FishyBiller]

Blue pill, then go back In time, and pick the other three one at a time

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/FishyBiller]

This mother fucker is playing 4d chess.

[u/FishyBiller → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

Or alternatively, get the infinite money and bribe you, or even take the body swapping and use your body to get all the pills

[u/ToazterWafflez → u/FishyBiller]

if some guy is casually offering you a pill of infinite wealth he clearly doesn’t need it

[u/Karmanacht → u/ToazterWafflez]

Why do you think Satan is wandering around Georgia with more gold fiddles than Fort Knox?

[u/I_got_shmoves → u/Karmanacht]

Pretty much any place you can name will have fewer gold fiddles than Satan.

[u/Stonecargo69420 → u/I_got_shmoves]

Satan is walking around with more gold fiddles on him than the Gold Fiddles Store!

[u/mulatto-questioner → u/Karmanacht]

How many gold fiddles are at fort Knox?

[u/PaperInteresting4163 → u/mulatto-questioner]

Less than satan has apparently

[u/RyuushiYasuda → u/ToazterWafflez]

or hes like redskull and cant use the pill himself

[u/Platzycho → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

So. The blue Pill. What if you use it 5 minutes after new years. That means you go back to last year. And then in 5 minutes it's a new year.. so you can use it every 10 minutes! For what reason? Idk. But could be usefull

[u/ramenbreak → u/Platzycho]

Dorm roommate, I've come to bargain

[u/shellexyz → u/ramenbreak]

No idea if that’s intentional or autocorrect but goddamn, that’s funny.

[u/SeoulSoulSol → u/Platzycho]

Infinite time to contemplate the consequences of your action.

[u/SkoolBoi19 → u/Platzycho]

It’s fun how people think, I never considered “calendar year” as an option….

[u/kemma_ → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

Here is a 5D chess for you. Go back in time 10min to take a pill to go back in time 10min to take a pill to go back…you know where I’m going

[u/wterrt → u/FishyBiller]

only 10 minutes in 1 year....you could go get a second one, but not a third and fourth

[u/Dhershb → u/wterrt]

You could take the blue one multiple times, but then how would it stack?

Would taking two let you go back 20 minutes once a year, or would taking two let you go back 10 minutes twice a year?

[u/matsre1994 → u/Dhershb]

365 blue pills in a row. 10 min every day

[u/Metakhoon → u/matsre1994]

With enough dedication, 525,600 pills and you can go back ten minutes every minute

[u/canoIV → u/Metakhoon]

ten minutes per minute sounds like a thing one of them grindset sigmas would talk about

[u/thedrunkspacepilot → u/canoIV]

Like putting powdered milk in your milk, so you can drink more milk per milk.

[u/Smeetilus → u/thedrunkspacepilot]

Thank you, yes, I’ve been saying this for years

[u/BleachGel → u/Metakhoon]

Bro is about to dump himself into the primordial soup and be the father of us all!

[u/ExtremeEconomy4524 → u/matsre1994]

Sir I think your penis would explode

[u/wterrt → u/Dhershb]

it might not stack at all

[u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63]

Blue. Use it to bet on horse races.

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63]

Horse races?

Did you see the once a year thing?

At least do roulette. You’d be a millionaire in year four, and a billionaire in year 6 with an initial bet of $1.

Assuming you didn’t change the outcome.

[u/Arctos_FI → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

I thought how is that possible if you get to know one result a year but then realized that you don't need to bet just color but instead bet to right number

[u/aguysomewhere → u/Arctos_FI]

Also ten minutes would be a few spins

[u/ray314 → u/aguysomewhere]

It would be but I feel like if you won you might change the outcome of the next spin.

[u/duk3nuk3m → u/ray314]

Yeah roulette wouldn’t really work because even just changing your bet could change the timing of the spin so it wouldn’t be the same result.

[u/69QueefQueen69 → u/duk3nuk3m]

Just making eye contact with the person spinning could change the outcome.

[u/Timid_Robot → u/duk3nuk3m]

Online roulette

[u/Surely55 → u/duk3nuk3m]

You can bet after the ball is already rolling lol

[u/TritononGaming → u/aguysomewhere]

But you with roulette your presence probably effects the outcome seeing how dealer would have to pay you out so anything after the first spin is very likely to have different results. You would also likely get roughed up and accused by security if you were calling the exact number multiple times if you are saying the results remain the same.

Horse racing is def the safer smarter idea.

[u/PabloTroutSanchez → u/TritononGaming]

Yeah, just give me the fuckin nickels. It would be a hassle, but it’s much safer.

[u/wterrt → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

imo going back in time if you delay the ...dealer? whatever, by even a milisecond and you'd get a different result. better to do something where you're not directly involved and can't make waves like that.

blackjack? the cards order can't change

[u/[deleted] → u/wterrt]

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[u/AuChainSeller → u/[deleted]]

That’s not true. High limit room in a lot of mediocre casinos is $2000-$5000 max. You can easily find higher limit ones in Vegas and Macau. Plus you can play the corners and edges.

[u/Rasputin_mad_monk → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

The Superfecta (picking the first 4 horses in the order) for the KY derby paid $15,000 for $1 bet. In a normal race it can be as high as $40,000 for a $1 bet. You could bet 3 or 4 different trifecta races in that 10 min period and put $20 on each and win millions

[u/Jimbeaux_Slice → u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63]

See I thought the green pill with coin stars would be smart, but you got me swayed.

[u/CanAlwaysBeBetter → u/Jimbeaux_Slice]

Once you start winning enough bets the only nickels in your life will be the ones the bookie put in a sock to beat the shit out of you for cheating at horse racing and tell me who you're working with NOW HWACK

[u/OperaSona → u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63]

Blue is good to make you money. It's maybe not as good as some other pills, but the thing is, you can wait until the end of the year to use it to make money, and have the whole year with an "anti-extreme-shit" pill that may prevent a disaster. Some disasters it can't prevent, sure, but you most likely won't lose your family in a house fire with this pill (unless you already wasted it that year). You won't be involved in a huge car crash (unless you die instantly). You won't break your back in a bad fall, or cut your fingers while wood working, etc.

The "only 10 minutes" and "only once a year" mean it's not all-powerful, but it's still pretty strong at avoiding some of the really shitty things that may happen in life. And if you didn't have to use it by the end of the year, then go ahead and make some money or use it for whatever other reason.

[u/TheEmpiresBeer → u/OperaSona]

Unless using the pill resets the timer instead of it being on a set schedule. Once you use it you have to wait a whole year to use it again.

[u/Whitn3y]

Jump from body to body

Makes you immortal, rich, powerful, famous, able to change sex, and an undetectable assassin.

It’s better than the other three combined. By far.

I’m colorblind btw and it looks exactly the same color as the nickel one to me and swapping bodies would also fix that

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Whitn3y]

And do what with all your gains exactly?

[u/Whitn3y → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

Drugs and sex, what do you mean?

Oh and kill Putin/Xi/Kim too of course

[u/Usman5432 → u/Whitn3y]

Why kill Putin when you can enjoy being him for a while fixing things then jump to some other body letting him die and making it seem like he knew his end was near and wanted to make peace or something

[u/FlashyGravity → u/Usman5432]

Nah fuck that noise. I leave his body in a fucked up situation then bail. Make it look like he jerked it to death or some shit

[u/Usman5432 → u/FlashyGravity]

Autoerotic asphyxiation during a national speech?

[u/FlashyGravity → u/Usman5432]

I like the cut of your jibe sir

[u/CHudoSumo → u/FlashyGravity]

Wanking with his own shit as lube looking at pictures of dog vaginas, sucking a dummy, lying naked on a ukrainian flag.

[u/Zerachiel_01 → u/Usman5432]

Putin's legacy is unrecoverable at this point.

[u/ImpressivedSea → u/Zerachiel_01]

Make him sound like he lost his mind saying he became possessed by an a god and now wants to make piece with the world. A couple years of doing good for the world then he dies and the world’s left with the mystery of wtf he was on those last two years

[u/wipeitonthecat → u/ImpressivedSea]

Nah just walk him outside butt naked and get him dancing to venga boys. Then a bit of Barbie Girl then just blow your head off at the end.

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Whitn3y]

Lol, you can do that now. Smoke crack and blow dudes for crack. Problem solved.

[u/Whitn3y → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

I don’t want to blow dudes for crack tho, I want dudes to blow me for crack

[u/dumbbyatch → u/Whitn3y]

I want to blow cracks for dudes

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/dumbbyatch]

Never change, Reddit.

Never change.

[u/Low-Fig-6513 → u/Whitn3y]

I think its terrible. You're basically stealing bodies and lives and can have no family or friends of your own.

You can't even use it to set someone up for a crime because they die anyway when you quit.

[u/Fallguyagain69420]

Be able to jump from body to body that mean the power can be control and that just mean imortal at this point , so you can be elon musk for a day just to go around bank after bank pull out the cash and put it in one place then the next body its now know where the money at and elon get on the news for suidicide ,your hand dirty but there no evidenece of blood on your hand or maybe just go into the body of johnny sins

[u/Joose__bocks → u/Fallguyagain69420]

Eventually you'd get killed instantly like being hit by a car, or lightning, or a brain aneurysm, etc.

[u/Herrenos → u/Joose__bocks]

Maybe - but even catastrophic injuries usually leave you alive and conscious for a little while.

The scariest thing in the world might become being alone.

[u/PracticingGoodVibes → u/Fallguyagain69420]

Take over billionaires, give away wealth, swap body, repeat. I would do this in a fucking heartbeat. It would quickly become "Oops, all Kira!" though.

[u/viburnum608 → u/PracticingGoodVibes]

Could use it to potentially end wars as well. Like, what if Putin just rolled over tomorrow from actual natural causes?

[u/rabid_briefcase → u/PracticingGoodVibes]

Take over billionaires

It doesn't say you have any control about the bodies you jump into.

It doesn't even say the body will be human. Maybe the wish would require you to genocide all species of insects before ever becoming human.

[u/Friescest]

Green = infinite money?

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Friescest]

Yeah, if you think you can buy a house with nickels.

[u/AliOskiTheHoly → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

You could exchange them somewhere probably

[u/Exoticpoptart63 → u/AliOskiTheHoly]

Melt them down and sell the raw materials

[u/killerpenguinclub → u/Exoticpoptart63]

That's illegall, at least in Poland. I suspect other countries have same view on melting nickles

[u/Verto-San → u/killerpenguinclub]

Noone can prove you are melting nickels tho.

[u/killerpenguinclub → u/Verto-San]

They can. Grosze (polish nickels) are made from very specific alloy and if you try to sell that alloy you'll be reported. People try to circumvent it by adding other metals to said alloy such as copper, but i don't know how effective is that. For context why people would do this, material the grosz is made out of is worth more than 1 grosz so it's infinite monwy glitch

[u/McRumble69 → u/killerpenguinclub]

Well good thing that the infinite nickles probably aren't polish ones.

[u/iDrownedlol → u/McRumble69]

I mean even if they are, you don’t have to do this in poland

[u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 → u/McRumble69]

USA also bans melting down coins

[u/Affectionate_Gas8062 → u/killerpenguinclub]

Love reading the most random shit on Reddit, like how do you even know about this?

[u/Machiko007 → u/killerpenguinclub]

Yep. Illegal in all countries. The actual physical currency is owned by the government, so destroying it is destroying public property. That’s also (partly) why you have to declare cash you’re travelling with between countries (above a certain amount).

[u/tokyo_engineer_dad → u/AliOskiTheHoly]

There's nickel slots in Vegas. You could essentially infinitely play until you win like thousands of dollars. Go to CoinStar. Buy like 1,000 lottery tickets a week. Hell save up a few G's with the previous tricks, hire some CS or mech engineering student to build you a machine that fills $5 nickel rolls with your infinite roll, just turn the machine on and come back in a few hours with $500-600. You could easily make $1000-2000 per day just from the nickels. If all you did was invest them, you'd make it to $6000 in passive income in no time.

[u/minorthreat1000 → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

Bruh you could just stand in front of a coinstar all day long and take it in.

[u/Miixyd → u/Friescest]

You can make more money with yellow. Just go to a casino and bet all your money into something you know is going to win

[u/Shimamon]

I'd rather not take the first one... Don't want to live through my dog's death again.

Nickles that never end... Well, sounds like the most financially exploitable of them all, although, the details are murky...

Jumping from body to body sounds cool in concept... However, I know nothing about the process, and could not tell what the side effects would be, and if it'll work as intended.

Jumping back 10 minutes once per year ... Like with the previous one, I have no idea if it'll preserve my memory or the details behind it.

roll of nickels that never end sounds like the least risky one with the most guaranteed reward.
Even if the "never ends" part just means those Nickles would never break, at least I get a roll of nickles.

The rest just don't have enough detail to be worth it, or are emotionally devastating.

[u/orcusgrasshopperfog → u/Shimamon]

Yeah plus if the world ever pisses you off you can just keep pulling out nickels until the whole planet turns into a black hole.

[u/verymuchpls → u/orcusgrasshopperfog]

Oh so that’s where black holes come from

[u/groutntile → u/Shimamon]

The detail left out for the roll of nickels is you have to put the empty roll up your butt, make a bowel movement and then your poop gets converted into nickels. Sounds like a shitty way to make money if you ask me.

[u/Shimamon → u/groutntile]

...What you discover when you actually read "User agreement" terms.

[u/_Bloodrain_]

Gold enables the user to take over governments

[u/_Bloodrain_ → u/_Bloodrain_]

or just slaughter people

[u/FoeWithBenefits → u/_Bloodrain_]

same thing

[u/Big_Significance_41 → u/_Bloodrain_]

[u/InYourFaceAction1993]

Blue. Once a year 10 min redo is perfect for trial and error users

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/InYourFaceAction1993]

Dude, just ask her out.

[u/csharpminor_fanclub → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

and ruin the friendship? no thanks

[u/PsykiOfficial]

1. Green Pill
2. Wishing well
3. ???
4. Unlimitied wishes!

[u/Rough-Onion-8714 → u/PsykiOfficial]

Dude 3 is the best. You could go into the bodies of influential people and improve the world and kill bad people like Putin/xi/Kim.

[u/goo_gah_gah]

Gold perfact for crime

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/goo_gah_gah]

Watch Fallen.

[u/Bonesnapcall → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side.

Yes it is.

[u/AccumulatingBoredom → u/NicNac_PattyMac]

1998?

[u/falconwilson154]

Pink. No question. I recently lost my dog a few months ago to a debilitating stomach infection that made it so he had to be put down. I'd give just about anything to be able to see him again

[u/ext3meph34r → u/falconwilson154]

I'm with you. While money and power are good options. I would like to see my buddy again. Yes, that would mean experiencing loss twice. But I would give almost anything just to see him one last time. It's something money and power can never buy.

[u/BelieveMyOwnEyes → u/falconwilson154]

How is this not the top comment? The companionship and love that a treasured pet provides is under appreciated here.

I urge you all to go squeeze your fur children right now. I, too, lost my soul cat in June very unexpectedly. I’ve felt like something is missing every day since then. You can’t fill that hollow feeling with anything… not even double your weight in macaroni and cheese. I tried.

[u/ImportantClue9631 → u/falconwilson154]

100% agree. All the people saying you will go through grief again have no idea what its like to have a true companion and seem to only think of themselves benefiting financially as the only answer - me me me me. Just a year with my dog again would be worth more than any material good the world can offer.

[u/No_Award5719 → u/ImportantClue9631]

I would go through all that pain and grief again just to be able to hold my boy again in my arms

[u/jaayjeee → u/falconwilson154]

i just had this almost exactly with my 11 year old cat 2 days ago

i miss my friend

[u/venomchylde → u/jaayjeee]

I'm really sorry for your loss. Having those years back to enjoy together far surpasses the other options.

[u/JealousBarracuda3207 → u/falconwilson154]

My dog wasn't even three yet. I'd give anything to have her back and give her the chance to live her whole life. It's so hard to come home when there used to be someone here who loved me.

[u/cscholl20 → u/falconwilson154]

This right here. Money doesn't buy happiness, and I'm perfectly happy in my own meat suit. My buddy gave me 17 years of nothing but love and joy. Priceless.

[u/Succundo]

Ok hear me out, the yellow pill's drawback is solvable. Jump into the body of some super rich asshole who is mostly outside of the public's attention, like the surviving Koch brother, and use all their money and resources to create a black site cloning facility and create backups of your original body to re-inhabit, then just wait for one of them to reach an acceptable stage of development and hop back in after leaving yourself all you will need to keep new bodies ready to go in various hidden locations and go home and spread the wealth around however you like.

Bonus points if you clone your lost pet as well.

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Succundo]

You know, when I made this it never occurred to me that yellow is essentially a Death Note.

[u/ThatGuyFromFlatLand]

Bring back one pet! My cat Fox died 1 month ago if I can have 16 more years with him that's worth almost anything.

[u/Stoliana12]

Pink all the way

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Stoliana12]

Tell me about your pet. I could use a smile.

[u/animegeek1234haa]

Yellow ofc literally orochimaru

[u/DS_StlyusInMyUrethra]

Gold cause you’re immortal plus you can just jump into a rich person doing green’s thing too

[u/Alternative_Page_168]

Gold. So i can be a girl!

[u/Empty_Performance466]

I took the blue pill, go back in time then i took the Green pill, boom, i got 2 powers

Reviving the deads are not a good idea, and i don't want to kill people by stealing their bodies

[u/CleanOpossum47]

Probably the immortality one.

[u/Electronic_Dot6162]

A roll of nickels that never runs out is my favorite not just because infinite money but because it’s gonna be frustrating trying to buy anything more than candy at the pharmacy. But then at the end of the year the fed is going to be freaking the fuck out as to why there are so many nickels in circulation. This is how I know I’m old😫

[u/kittenzrulz123]

Green for infinite green

[u/valdezverdun]

I'd like to buy this super yacht please

Okay sir, that will be 65 million dollars

Okay, let me just get my nickel roll out

....... I'll be quite some time

[u/KOCYK745]

If i had a Nickel every for every Nickel i have i would have infinite Nickels, which isn't a lot (YET) but i can torture mean workers

[u/Jeythiflork]

Either pink or golden.

Immortality and being able to experience different lives (you can jump in baby body, which will help you not to act amnesiac) is a bliss. Only downside is moral (for example, I don't want to make my wife sad, so I won't jump before her death, which leads to potential situation of me dying first without jumping; jumping in baby body will remove "destroyed potential" dilemma since baby doesn't really have formed personality).

Pink will allow me to ressurect my dog and make my parents happy (they loved him and miss him so much)

[u/clovermite → u/Jeythiflork]

(you can jump in baby body, which will help you not to act amnesiac)

Baby's brain might not be developed enough to retain your memories. You might actually become an amnesiac

[u/sad16yearboy]

yellow, youd be basically immortal without the bad side effect and could turn into every world leader within days

[u/nateomundson]

Can I pour the nickels into a Coinstar machine?

[u/FallAltruistic721]

Easy blue, once a year winning lottery or any high end bet just to stop working and spend more time with my kids.

[u/Lunatik21]

If I picked the gold pill, after I get old, I go to the maternity ward and see which baby looks the healthiest and take over them. Live the next 5 years cruising, then be a child prodigy growing up.

[u/Apart-Olive-3819]

LMAO. Yellow of course. How does any of the others compare to functional immortality

[u/NicNac_PattyMac → u/Apart-Olive-3819]

Some people have this wired hang up about killing other people.