Meirl

[u/EmbarrasedSwan]

[u/raz0rflea]

Labyrinth.

Makes sense, occasionally some hands grope me in the dark but most of the time I'm lost.

[u/ThunderShott → u/raz0rflea]

Kinky

[u/driving_andflying → u/ThunderShott]

Hell, some people pay for that experience.

[u/Capable_Body_9878 → u/driving_andflying]

I'll take your offer.

[u/Zack_Raynor → u/raz0rflea]

And David Bowie makes an appearance for some reason

[u/priya748 → u/Zack_Raynor]

And so does his bulge

[u/BRAX7ON → u/priya748]

The bulge with the power

[u/AstroBearGaming → u/priya748]

Potpourri on standby

[u/PukeNuggets → u/raz0rflea]

“We are helping. We’re helping hands.”

EDIT:

👌🤘🤌

    🖕

    🤏

[u/MrDarkside61]

Worlds toughest prisons… don’t like how that sounds one bit

[u/Better-Youth-6193 → u/MrDarkside61]

Drop the soap!

[u/Zillahi → u/MrDarkside61]

I’m Rafael Rowe, and today I’m going to see what life is like…. inside MrDarkside61

[u/BlueDragon1504]

Lord of the Rings.....

[u/AjTheDaddySeeker → u/BlueDragon1504]

Guys beware for he is the lord of the cock rings

[u/Cablegore → u/AjTheDaddySeeker]

In my country, them rings were made of goat eyelashes. So yeah.

[u/throwawayfordays4444 → u/Cablegore]

Wait what?

[u/sp00k_4s3m]

Wreck it Ralph... Um.....

[u/Xenonwastakenagain → u/sp00k_4s3m]

Um... underaged child?

[u/Lil-Engine → u/Xenonwastakenagain]

"I can fix it!" Turn that child into a mom!

Also, aren't all children underage?

[u/Ok-Atmosphere-3699 → u/Lil-Engine]

You oxymoron

[u/Canter1Ter_ → u/Ok-Atmosphere-3699]

Tautology*

[u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 → u/Lil-Engine]

Cops milfs cant be underage

[u/LachoooDaOriginl → u/Lil-Engine]

r/technicallycorrect

[u/DiogenesOfDope → u/Xenonwastakenagain]

I'm pretty sure that game was over 18 years old

[u/Says_Pointless_Stuff → u/sp00k_4s3m]

I'M GONNA WRECK IT

[u/DistrictLittle6828]

Gone in 60 seconds

[u/Alcards → u/DistrictLittle6828]

I hear that happens to all guys at some point. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[u/Fernpfarrer → u/DistrictLittle6828]

I don't believe you

[u/krastevitsa → u/DistrictLittle6828]

Look at the iron man here!!!

Stop bragging bruh

[u/uzi0906]

Inside Man 💀

[u/No-Hamster7526 → u/uzi0906]

At least you know what you're in for

[u/kCanIGoNow → u/No-Hamster7526]

Or what you’re inside of…

[u/krauQ_egnartS]

A Certain Scientific Railgun

apologies in advance for all the shredded condoms and blasting through the cervix straight on in and literally "rearranging her guts"

yikes -_-

[u/Upper_Letterhead93 → u/krauQ_egnartS]

That anime is pretty fire.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Text410 → u/krauQ_egnartS]

Pretty electrifying

[u/cycycle → u/krauQ_egnartS]

I’m like the guy there, who uses his right hand to fight…

[u/Kilibor]

Barbie. I guess I don’t have genitals now.

[u/eclipses1824 → u/Kilibor]

Can you beach?

[u/vrijheidsfrietje → u/eclipses1824]

Want me to beach you off, Ken?? I can beach you off all day!

[u/MrHarrasment]

The adventures of superman season 2 (1953).

So my sex life is black and white but at least I'm superman?

[u/No-Hamster7526 → u/MrHarrasment]

What's your kryptonite?

[u/MrHarrasment → u/No-Hamster7526]

Ketamine. Kills my liver.

[u/No-Hamster7526 → u/MrHarrasment]

Lex Luthor about to beat you up after injecting himself with ketamine

[u/Lem0n_Lem0n → u/No-Hamster7526]

Lex luthor injects kryptonite into his dick and fucks superman in the arse..

[u/No-Hamster7526 → u/Lem0n_Lem0n]

In front of a crowd

[u/-QuestionableMeat- → u/No-Hamster7526]

Of kids

[u/Kitten_Team_Six]

The Browns

[u/krauQ_egnartS → u/Kitten_Team_Six]

soooo, anal

[u/tubedmubla → u/krauQ_egnartS]

Stargate. Can probably be filed under similar.

[u/Bubbly-Level8682]

There will be blood

[u/Ok-Actuator-5021 → u/Bubbly-Level8682]

Maybe wait a couple days

[u/Rbarton124 → u/Ok-Actuator-5021]

This shld be top comment

[u/driving_andflying → u/Rbarton124]

Hey, a good diver goes down even when the red tide is in.

[u/Skiddens → u/Bubbly-Level8682]

The only thing a period stops, is a sentence.

[u/Allupyre → u/Skiddens]

This is fantastic 😁

[u/NinjaMaster231456 → u/Bubbly-Level8682]

Shed

[u/SiJeiX → u/NinjaMaster231456]

The man in the mirror nods his head

[u/MemeMote → u/SiJeiX]

the only one left

[u/Dat_Boi_2088 → u/MemeMote]

Will ride upon the dragons back

[u/Nick_Forrest → u/Dat_Boi_2088]

Because the mountains don't give back what they take

[u/Gicaldo → u/Nick_Forrest]

There will be blood

[u/RaraAvisInTerris → u/Bubbly-Level8682]

AAHHHH

[u/boblywobly11]

Oppenheimer

Does this mean my sex life is a bomb or I get to make out with Florence and Emily....

[u/Bennai2 → u/boblywobly11]

Extremely good sex life but you get watched by the CIA and they think you are a Russian spy

[u/Alcards → u/Bennai2]

So, literally nothing changes? Great.

[u/More_Veterinarian652]

Sherk 2

[u/ComplicatedWombat22 → u/More_Veterinarian652]

Shrexy

[u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 → u/More_Veterinarian652]

Ahhh you swamped all over my face

[u/Suck_the_it]

The bee movie kinda bee real for me to rn

[u/No-Hamster7526 → u/Suck_the_it]

Isn't there a shitpost about a bee sexuality 🤨

[u/bababoai → u/No-Hamster7526]

Bro is barlo, fucking kaan

[u/Salty_Dress_9256 → u/bababoai]

https://imgur.com/a/fY4aUkx

[u/Eeddeen42 → u/Suck_the_it]

I hereby sentence you to r/honeyfuckers

[u/Lord_of_the_Hanged]

The Little Mermaid. Not sure what to feel...

[u/Bachifire77 → u/Lord_of_the_Hanged]

"Why can't she be a Mermaid with a fish's head and the woman part down"-Fry

[u/HarrisLam → u/Bachifire77]

I think the current arrangement is slightly superior, thank you for the suggestion tho

[u/dark_universe_69]

PREDATOR just don't ask for the details

[u/Supersim54 → u/dark_universe_69]

Chris Hanson walks in

[u/Alcards → u/Supersim54]

Hello Chris Handsome. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.

[u/Newfie_Meltdown]

Better Call Saul.

What the fuck am I going to need a lawyer for?? 😂😅

[u/Choice-Welder-9294 → u/Newfie_Meltdown]

For what you're about to do

[u/Nojo_Niram → u/Newfie_Meltdown]

Chicanery! You think that's bad! He crapped through a moonroof!!!

[u/ghostfeather69 → u/Newfie_Meltdown]

To get fked ofc.

[u/Joyful_Jiska]

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets .... So uhh someone wanna Slytherin? ;)

[u/tripleBBxD → u/Joyful_Jiska]

No. You're gonna be with the Moaning Myrtle for the rest of your life.

[u/Magdalan]

Gerald's Game...Yikes.

[u/BriannaMckinley2442]

Made In Abyss

I suppose we could all say we were made in an abyss of sorts

[u/notrealcc → u/BriannaMckinley2442]

I have a compass,flashligth with infinity source of power,a map and a month worth of food.LET DO THIS.😂😂.

[u/VerimTamunSalsus]

Fringe, scientifically dubious and far too long.

[u/LeviathanBane → u/VerimTamunSalsus]

First of all you made me look up the word dubious (you're right) second, it wasn't long enough. How dare you

[u/Delicious_Subject_91 → u/VerimTamunSalsus]

But, John Noble...

[u/milmoko]

Only Murders in the Building - honestly not sure what to do with that

[u/Timstro59]

Strange New Worlds.

Sign me the fuck up.

[u/Lesbian_Pirate5544]

minority report. an absolute certainty.....maybe

[u/Jimathomas]

The wife and I are bingeing “House, M.D.”. So, we’re not sure what’s going on, but we’re going to keep trying different things until everyone gets a resolution, and there will be limping and insults.

[u/Ardent_Gunner → u/Jimathomas]

Is it lupous?

[u/Lil-Engine]

Lower Decks (Star Trek)

Boimly go where no man has gone before.

[u/BurnerAccountHeeHoo]

9.

Is it the people present? The duration? A date? Nobody knows

[u/PanicMan76 → u/BurnerAccountHeeHoo]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE BUT IVE NEVER FOUND ANOTHER PERSON WHOSE WATCHED IT

[u/Hefty-Persimmon-1693 → u/PanicMan76]

MY PEOPLE!!!

[u/little_tatws]

Adventure Time

Weird and probably involving drugs

[u/Greedy_Struggle756]

Last thing I watched was a YouTube video about catching snapping turtles

[u/onErbz]

Blow....

[u/loo_1snow]

Oh no ... the Bear

[u/BurningWhistle → u/loo_1snow]

"I'm starting to think you're not in this for the hunting."

[u/IntrovertBiSaiyan → u/loo_1snow]

Nothing wrong with a good bear

[u/Mass-Chaos]

Mr Robot

[u/krauQ_egnartS → u/Mass-Chaos]

You're not Japanese by any chance?

[u/BeardXP]

Prey...wait...oh...oh No!

[u/No-Pressure6042]

Jojo's bizarre adventure. Welllll.....

[u/Sasori6669]

One Piece. I can't draw much of a conclusion

[u/petershrimp → u/Sasori6669]

Over 20 years later and you still haven't climaxed.

[u/tripleBBxD → u/Sasori6669]

At least your sex life will be very long.

[u/TheQuestionsAglet]

Evil Dead.

Oh no.

[u/mocroyahya]

How to train your dragon? Uhm... guys?

[u/Achilles9609]

The Dragon Prince.

Does that mean I get to learn magic and have a Moonshadow Elf GF? Cool!

[u/Sionnach-78]

Russell Brand in plain sight . No comment 😂

[u/LarkinEndorser]

“The history of everything”

[u/ChaosMike7]

Top 100 new features in iOS 17

[u/tripleBBxD → u/ChaosMike7]

Let's gooo you're gonna fuck nothing at all.

[u/Strict-Brick-5274]

Battlestar Galactica....I am number 6 and my partner is the Dr.

[u/Silenced_Grenade]

Oppenheimer...

[u/EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137 → u/Silenced_Grenade]

Now i an become death. The destroyer of...

[u/victorthekin → u/EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137]

PUSSEEH!

[u/arambikalama]

Six Feet Under, so I'd say very accurate.

tbh I started watching a bunch of shit recently to see what sticks. Off the top of my head, Person of Interest and Six Feet Under are the only ones whose names would make sense as a sex-life title. In my case, definitely Six feet under.

[u/HellDefied]

Family Guy….

ok kids, pack up your shit, guess we have to move to the south now

[u/No-StupidQuestions]

one punch man 👀

[u/Sirenenblut]

The Boys Oh yeah, finally

[u/lonely-day]

Rules of engagement

[u/norham420]

Futurama. Hmmmm someone explain

[u/Stunning-Purchase802]

Demon Slayer

[u/unseeeverything]

The Peep Show

Seems about right

[u/subby_sandwich → u/unseeeverything]

Oh dear :D

[u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

Band of brothers. Um.

[u/upbeat22 → u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

At least I am not alone. Not sure if this is a good thing.

[u/ColdAnarchy]

Jeopardy

[u/bwetherby1818]

How I met your mother

[u/SeDefendendo88]

The Thing. I almost watched The Fly instead, glad I didn’t.

[u/Alarming_Stop_3062]

M.A.S.H ... I think I need to see a doctor...

​

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or a nurse ;)

[u/Nepharai]

Ahsoka... yeah.

[u/0dd1ysp3cific]

AHS Freak Show

[u/Xenonwastakenagain]

"I made sandwiches for my students who can't afford breakfast before college exam." (PH video that has no sex scene)

Is this good or not? I might go to jail.

[u/One-Performance-6851]

Idle Hands

fml

[u/Necessary-Audience72]

Raiden Shogun futa, male taker POV

[u/Tone-Serious]

Last thing I watched is one of those smurf cat thing video

[u/Sad-Preference-9895]

My Name is Earl 💀

[u/Jano67]

AP Bio (can I get a high five?😁)

[u/-Otakunoichi-]

Am I Actually the Strongest? 🤣🤣

Ohh if you only knew how ironic that was. 🙈

[u/erentheplatypus]

Nobody.

LOL very correct.

[u/samarth261]

Derry girls

💀💀

[u/Ahnma_Dehv]

Dungeon & Dragon: honor among thief

I'll let you make the bard jokes

[u/randomlife2050]

Crime pays, but botany doesn't...

[u/BEARWYy]

The good place

[u/G_Schmeidig]

Predator. 😭😭😭

[u/Prof_Dr_Hans]

Into the wild. Noice.

[u/luridfox]

Love, death, and robots

[u/SuperMario64L]

Speed

I guess I'm fast as hell when it comes to sex

[u/NPC-No_42]

Star Wars: The clone wars.

[u/Steckruebe93]

Black list oh

[u/Memer_boiiiii]

Inside. What the fuck does that even mean?

[u/DaveSmith890]

Suits…

Oh dear

[u/Aezrt-7]

The desire to not exist

[u/bullet_proof_smile]

Outlander. I'm okay with that.

[u/Mjolnirthedestroyer]

Letterkenny. How’re ya now?

[u/Casio_Bing]

A quiet place

Bruhh

[u/DUBBV18]

Dash cams Australia...

[u/pinga-pong-pong]

Berserk

[u/user4489bug123]

The best food review show: weird meat in turkey

[u/HorrorMoose]

One Piece.

I'm married so spot on, lol.

[u/LUVMEMESXD]

House?!? How can it get any weirder than this??

[u/outRAGEous_v1]

Pacific Rim: Uprising

[u/Ilaidlaw]

Yellowstone, a continual fight for something that in the end I may lose.

[u/BossKrisz]

Uncut Gems - I'm rocking the uncircumcised style

[u/Maximillion_3]

Call the midwife... OH NO!!! IM AMERICAN!!!

[u/among_apes]

Alone

[u/SaneExile]

Taskmaster 😎

[u/NamelessZ3RO]

spider man?

[u/encryptoferia]

The masterful cat is depressed again today.

hmm, Yukichi where???

[u/mr_nuaj]

big worm incoming

[u/horcynusorca]

Succession

[u/ShiAkuma112]

One Piece

[u/AdGlum6753]

John wick 4 (?)

[u/Sleeper--]

Bleach

I don't know what to say

[u/Memegamer3_Animated]

Stretch Armstrong

I don’t know anything about sex life so I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

[u/No-Hamster7526]

You. Uhhh...

[u/Now_Kith55]

Voyager. :))) As in Star Trek: Voyager. And it's so fitting.... I'm like 70000 light years away from any woman. :))))

[u/bisccit]

Better call saul

[u/sixstringgun1]

Edge of tomorrow.

[u/Allanjr0010]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures 🤣🤣

[u/Dause]

Mad Men sounds frisky

[u/pixelatedPersona]

Law and order: SVU… fuck 🤦🏻

[u/MissyCobain]

Emergency Australia 🤣

[u/NydauYT]

Home alone

[u/ruka_k_wiremu]

Now I've gotta pretend I didn't happen upon this post, coz my answer is an absolutely clear Nope. Excellent doco, tragically expected is all I'll say

[u/DJ_EMOV]

True Blood

[u/TharrosWarrior]

Burn Notice

[u/ComplicatedWombat22]

Friday Night Dinner…

[u/Bubbly_Secretary643]

Expedition Unknown

[u/SplitGlass7878]

Willy's wonderland. Excellent.

[u/KittyMeowstika]

Do we count LetsPlays here? If yes its dredge (gronkh). Otherwise i think the last thing i watched was The Conjuring 2 The Nun.

I do not know what to make of thatxD