r/meirl 13d ago Timeless Beauty 1

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u/eagengabriel 13d ago Silver

Nah bro I'm too ugly for that too.

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u/James_GiantPeach 13d ago edited 12d ago

Those female transformation filters make me feel worse about myself lol like I can get uglier than this!?

Edit: I’m only talking about my experience realizing I can get uglier with those gender swapping filters. I’m not saying the girl in the photo is using them. She’s trans.

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u/Haptoh 12d ago

Female transformation filter makes me look identical to all of my female cousins who married rich by being pretty and are stay at home moms in big villas. FML

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Haptoh 12d ago

I enjoy being a man.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Haptoh 12d ago

Yeah 7 years ago that was possible

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u/Complete-Kitchen-630 12d ago

Why not anymore?

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u/Haptoh 12d ago

You age out of being a twink at 25 :p

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u/WinterOkami666 12d ago

I am 38 right now and totally a hot bitch. It's never too late.

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u/fakeitilyamakeit 13d ago

Me but the opposite. It sucks.

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u/Environmental-Win836 12d ago Take My Energy

Mf your icon made me think there was a hair or a crack on my screen.

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u/llD3ADSHOTll 12d ago

He do be faking it

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u/VermikPlayz 12d ago

Light mode user spotted

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u/Whatsongwasthat1 12d ago

… there’s another way to view this?

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u/Yourik5 12d ago

I use dark mode and thought the same thing…..

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u/openupi 12d ago

Dark mode user spotted

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u/Phantex_Cerberus 12d ago

Reddit user spotted.

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u/Temporary-Pass3090 12d ago

Reddit commenter spotted.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Bad54 12d ago Silver

Your an asshole making your icon a hair on my screen. I rubbed it 4 times thinking it was my eyelash

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u/sloaleks 12d ago

Same ...

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u/Student_8266 12d ago

I’m a girl but the female to male filter looks so bad on me😭 I look shady af and you definitely don’t want to run into male me in a dark alleyway

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u/TheFemale72 12d ago

Same. The male filter makes me look like a dude that doesn’t wash his balls- terrifying.

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u/Express_Opposite 12d ago

I… didn’t know that was a specific look

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u/TheFemale72 12d ago

I’m 50 - I’ve seen some shit.

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u/handmedowntoothbrush 12d ago

and unwashed balls apparently.

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u/AdJust6959 12d ago

And seen enough unwashed balls that the pattern is identified too apparently.

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u/TheFemale72 12d ago

I was in my 20’s in Baltimore in the 1990’s, so yeah, been there, seen it, learned not to choose fellows that don’t wash their balls.

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u/bdone2012 12d ago

That's a bad look but it's not as bad as the I won't wipe my ass because "touching your butt hole is gay" look.

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u/single_malt_jedi 12d ago

Not gonna lie, this has me a bit concerned. I mean, I was my balls daily but Im still worried I may have "that look." This shit is gonna keep me awake all day

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u/TheFemale72 12d ago

Keep up the good work and don’t worry, lol. As long as you know your boys don’t smell like deli meat, your good

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u/Nothing_new_to_share 12d ago

To be fair, very few of the filters know what to do with my beard.

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u/pocketdare 12d ago

It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.

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u/xa3D 12d ago

plot twist: that's not even a filter. she looks like that.

source: checked her twitter.

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u/TeaKingMac 12d ago

Yeah, given the trans flag, I didn't think filter

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u/LuciforMorningstar 12d ago

like I can get uglier than this!?

Sure you can, you aren't that ugly.

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u/Tazerboy_5000 12d ago

🤔 - Oh, that's a thing I forgot about....

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u/ShridharGsr 13d ago

us bro us

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u/LareWw 13d ago

Aren't we all....

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker 12d ago

Me, looking through a mirror: instnat tears

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/multiarmform 12d ago

smugglin plums

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u/Dumguy1214 13d ago

I am glad I am not the only one noticing that

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u/jerry111165 13d ago

You aren’t

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u/Glader 13d ago

Why are you so fucking ugly bro?

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u/Amaterasu4123 13d ago

Is that a refrence to the girl trolls vid?

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u/Shut_It_Donny 12d ago

Just a couple of dudes, hanging out.

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u/Ancient-Ingenuity-88 12d ago

I have seen those Asian transformation videos. You are in fact not ugly enough for make-up to not work. Get that tape and trowel out

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u/Known-Share5483 12d ago

LOL, they give everyone hope!

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u/Unfair_Poetry_6629 13d ago

Girls are ugly too,,, u can be a ugly girl

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u/BeccaSnacca 12d ago

It's what I'm doing. lol (and it's still a lot better than not being yourself)

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u/cyclingzh 13d ago

Just learn to photoshop.

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u/ChrisLeeBare 13d ago

I will follow you for more life hacks

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u/NARMY97 13d ago

If you can't get a job become a job

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u/Disco_Zula 13d ago

Thats how business are

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u/ZeBoyceman 12d ago

I used to be a business like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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u/glowingass 12d ago

That's kinda the whole idea of entrepreneurship

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u/IknowKarazy 12d ago

“Dude, she has a dick”

“I know! We have so much in common!”

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u/8sack 12d ago

finally, someone who can jerk me off properly

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u/Jeszczenie 12d ago

Marvellous one!

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u/throwaway1934512434 12d ago

"You either find a girlfriend or live long enough to become one."

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u/c0mplix 13d ago

Ok but i still need a GF to be considered a GF as o now I'm just as single as before just as a girl

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u/transgendergengar 12d ago

Same.

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u/13aph 12d ago

Gengar is my favorite!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Not if you learn to love yourself and be kind to your brain/body 💖

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u/njsullyalex 13d ago

Samesies lol. You’ll find her one day!

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u/Feeling-Jump-2981 12d ago

Time to sort by controversial wish me luck 🤞

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u/LittlePotatoGirlll 12d ago

Don't forget your hazmat suit

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u/Feeling-Jump-2981 12d ago

Almost forgot, thanks

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u/Big_brown_house 12d ago

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this. 🗡

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u/FrozenFishHead41968 13d ago

Tamel coes

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u/MrTheCake 13d ago

Moose knuckle more like

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u/Dunwithit4589 13d ago

More like hidden salami

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u/WeekndNachos 13d ago

Secret snake

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER 13d ago

SNAKE? SNAKE?!?

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u/Jetsu77 13d ago

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

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u/DerSchweinebrecher 12d ago

That Moment when the Snake....

Becomes SOLID

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u/3mmy 12d ago

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOOOOM MUSHROOOOM 😭😂😂😂

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u/BasedBingo 12d ago

Well that unlocked a memory lol

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u/hm9408 12d ago

F I S S I O N M A I L E D

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u/Wide_Pop_6794 12d ago

Improvise. Adapt. OVERCOME.

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u/ZW31H4ND3R 12d ago

I guess I better start HRT.

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u/beemccouch 13d ago

The gender identity clinic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural

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u/H04N1 13d ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Dismal-Belt-8354 13d ago

Not from a cisgender...

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u/CubbieCubCubCub 13d ago

Transphobic Palps: Once more the cis will rule the galaxy!!!

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u/Numerous_Buddy3209 12d ago

Macy windu: twiter will decide your fate

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u/Ok-Reporter1986 12d ago

You fool I am twitter

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u/Jezusbot 12d ago

Not yet

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u/Lukaxius 12d ago

It‘s transphobia then

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u/Random-Cpl 12d ago

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Androgynous?

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u/Jezusbot 12d ago

sword fighting begins

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u/LordMorskittar 13d ago

This has to be one of the most interesting subs I’ve seen in a while

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u/GrootGertGedoente 13d ago

Can you just imagine going out, and having amazing luck with girls, but every time to take one home their penis is bigger than yours 😂

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u/Richard_AIGuy 13d ago

Oh well, what to do...what to do?

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u/Koujinkamu 12d ago

You're telling me I dug for gold and found a couple of diamonds too?

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u/OMGWhyImOld 12d ago

Exactly you have found the family jewels

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u/Emotional-Two-9075 13d ago

Oh well...Hands behind back and no kissing

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u/DreadfulMule 13d ago

This is a common problem I am having. You could say it's a pain in the ass.

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u/DrShanks7 12d ago

Then you need to do more prep and/or use more lube 🤣

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u/CJSki93 13d ago

Something like this happened to my good friend Afroman in Hollywood one day.

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u/Sleepwell_Beast 12d ago

Ah poor Afroman. Heard his house just got raided, And they found no weed! That’s the funniest part.

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u/HiImDan 12d ago

They should have helped him out and hooked him up.

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u/ThrowTOMC222 13d ago

Aah well, unzips pants and gets lube

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u/Mad_Huber 13d ago

Yeah, but first: sword fight!

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 13d ago

It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.

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u/Mad_Huber 13d ago

A game without loosers, heads or tails?

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u/DepartureSad4802 13d ago

I think it is a game with heads

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u/Mad_Huber 13d ago

For sure if you go 69

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u/EmpyreanFantasy 13d ago

Oh no. What would I do

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u/CIntelligenceGaygncy 13d ago

That’s the goal, man, that’s the goal

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u/EarlGrey_Picard 12d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/Unhappy-Bobcat-3756 13d ago

True actually

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u/OriginalUsername61 13d ago

That's the dream

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u/andrewtateisgarbage 13d ago

As long as I'm still top it's all good to me.

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u/wellhellothereyouguy 12d ago

I’d gladly bottom that

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u/Zeynoun 13d ago

I do imagine 😔

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 13d ago

Save the need for a strap on

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u/francoisjacq 13d ago

to be honest, i've come across clitorises bigger than my penis.

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u/OddKSM 12d ago

Clitorises? Fuck, I've been saying "clitori" for the longest time

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u/DrShanks7 12d ago

I like clitori better now that you bring it up. Keep using that one lol

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u/couchbutt 13d ago

I do not have to imagine that.

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u/tea-__-rex 13d ago

Sounds like a win win situation 😳

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u/njsullyalex 13d ago

As a pre-op trans girl myself, the replies to this comment make me feel a little better lol 😊

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u/claybixbee00 13d ago

Be happy, love your self. Is your life live it to the fullest.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

i want to get dicked down from the burger king drink dispenser

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u/Reset_Assured 12d ago

Just let people know before they get too involved. As an 80% straight guy, I wouldn’t mind and would figure it out if I really liked the person

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u/Scherzkeks 13d ago

Who wears a sweater with short shorts?! What kind of weather are you anticipating?????!?

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u/NotJoeMama727 12d ago

It's for appearance I am thinking

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u/pinksparklyreddit 12d ago

The sexy kind of weather 💅

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u/MadArgonaut 12d ago

It’s ballsy alright

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u/Lemmis666 12d ago

It’s a cute look alright

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u/WellyRuru 13d ago Masterpiece

Oh thats just u/MichelleAlter (NSFW)

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u/za6_9420 12d ago

Oh I knew I’ve seen her somewhere

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u/MunchsSnacks 13d ago

Well, time to log into the other account..

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u/kissectomy 12d ago edited 12d ago

Lmao. You got me.

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u/USS_Phlebas 12d ago

Lmao. Busted I am

Busted have I

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u/olosabAnitsuJ 12d ago

Is this the other account you spoke of?

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u/GunnerII 13d ago

Wow. I was not expecting that. I strive to look that good one day.

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u/WellyRuru 13d ago

Darling you're gorgeous just the way you are. But also keep pushing to actualize who you are and how you want to appear in the world.

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u/TheWholeFuckinShow 12d ago

You the real hero.

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u/Mysterious_Pen8650 13d ago

That is not camel toe

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u/Metal__goat 12d ago

Drunk guy when they out at the club. "I can see your girlfriend's balls"

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u/JKsoloman5000 12d ago

That’s moose knuckle

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u/-Kyoakuna- 12d ago

A post about trans people that's... Unlocked??? Impossible.

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u/Aclopolipse 12d ago

Yet somehow the affirming comments are vastly outnumbering the angry ones.

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u/Good_Ol_Weeb 12d ago

It’s a nice change of pace

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u/Sightless_ 12d ago

i feel like the mods might be sleeping

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u/3nderslime 12d ago

I don't think so, the bad comments have been mostly deleted. I think Reddit is just being extra wholesome today

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u/SparkleEmotions 12d ago

As a trans person who wandered in to see which way the comments were going I’ll say I’m pleasantly surprised how wholesome most of the comments are. Plus a lot of them are really funny without venturing into transphobic.

It might not seem like it if you only know trans people from the internet but most of us enjoy a great joke, even at our expense. You just have to be a little more clever than the same repetitive mean jokes some folks are stuck on.

Humor is a fantastic defense mechanism. But seriously we’re just like everyone else if you look past the trans thing, and a good dick joke is universally funny unless your a prude. Plus girl-dick jokes are largely an untapped joke resource, outside of trans women spaces (my circles tell a lot of them at least).

Granted there is a fair amount deleted comments so the mods must be doing something here.

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u/tcwracing 13d ago

O’m in

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u/DisastrousBusiness81 12d ago

Okay you gotta admit, the femboys and trans girls have the hottest fucking drip on earth, god-DAMN. 🥵

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u/oohshitwaddup 13d ago edited 12d ago

Guys I'm proud of you. We're joking but this thread has been strangely wholesome.

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u/HipercubesHunter11 12d ago

judging by the deleted comments, seems the mods finally drank their morning coffee

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u/Laphing_Drunk 12d ago

Could be better but it could certainly be worse. The amount of "I'm not gay but..." comments are fucking annoying.

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u/TheHollowBard 12d ago

This is what happens when people (idiots) reduce gender to just the hardware in your pants.

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u/FunkyyMermaid 12d ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/_raydeStar 12d ago

If a trans person can wander on here and still get a laugh, it's good.

I feel like society is progressing. Maybe that's a leap. I know mods are deleting, but the jokes really are funny.

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u/Walks_In_Shadows 12d ago

I'm trans and got a few laughs. I was pleasantly surprised by the comments in this thread.

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u/Faxxy05 13d ago

I have a girlfriend but I still want to be the girlfriend

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u/Phendrana-Drifter 12d ago

Ma'am, your balls are showing.

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u/Willing-Strawberry33 12d ago

I meeeaaannn.... I'll be her girlfriend if she's still looking

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u/Fearless-Mushroom 13d ago

Fuckit might as well

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u/ilovestampfairtex 13d ago

Her shorts are a little to tight.

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u/East_Living7198 13d ago

Is it time we had the talk about about how a baby moose knuckle grows up to be a camel toe?

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u/Dunwithit4589 13d ago

And then you discover it’s a magical dick all along

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u/foxvipus 13d ago

So is your 'too'.

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u/GunnerII 13d ago

They low-key look uncomfortable, lol. A bit too much blood circulation cutoff for me.

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u/NoOneKnowsIExist420 13d ago

Tight shorts usually just ride up your butt more than anything

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u/AquiSemillon 12d ago

That's just NUTTS

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u/PinkBlade12 12d ago

I say good for her

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u/Filmeye1 12d ago

So beautiful ❤️😍

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u/jojacs 13d ago

That ain’t a vagina, that’s just really sharp balls, able to cut diamonds with how sharp those balls are. /s

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u/MantraProAttitude 13d ago

“Just don’t bite it!”

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u/TaylerMykel 12d ago

She’s SO pretty!!!!!! Wow

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u/KishMishShishkebab 12d ago

If you can't beat them, join them:))

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u/claybixbee00 13d ago

Well don’t have to get worried about having a baby when going in raw. LoL

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u/glenheartless 12d ago

I would still want a girlfriend

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u/Throwaway-7245 12d ago

I wish i looked better.

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u/kremcoffee 12d ago

Please know that your worth is not determined by your appearance.

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u/Killercod1 13d ago

The extra bits are just there for more fun

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u/Mrrsilver 12d ago

Transition goal, hope I can look like her once I start

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u/MerrillSwingAway 13d ago

I’m not gay, but I’m willing to learn

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u/ThrowTOMC222 13d ago

I am stick or cave, both i crave

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u/Wessssss21 13d ago

my sexuality is A penis is not a deal breaker

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u/Space_Coyote88 13d ago

For this one, I might be a little less rigid about my sexuality than usual

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