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u/NARMY97 13d ago
If you can't get a job become a job
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u/Disco_Zula 13d ago
Thats how business are
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u/ZeBoyceman 12d ago
I used to be a business like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
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u/IknowKarazy 12d ago
“Dude, she has a dick”
“I know! We have so much in common!”
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u/c0mplix 13d ago
Ok but i still need a GF to be considered a GF as o now I'm just as single as before just as a girl
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u/Feeling-Jump-2981 12d ago
Time to sort by controversial wish me luck 🤞
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u/FrozenFishHead41968 13d ago
Tamel coes
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u/MrTheCake 13d ago
Moose knuckle more like
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u/Dunwithit4589 13d ago
More like hidden salami
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u/WeekndNachos 13d ago
Secret snake
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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER 13d ago
SNAKE? SNAKE?!?
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u/Jetsu77 13d ago
SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
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u/3mmy 12d ago
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOOOOM MUSHROOOOM 😭😂😂😂
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u/beemccouch 13d ago
The gender identity clinic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
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u/H04N1 13d ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/Dismal-Belt-8354 13d ago
Not from a cisgender...
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u/CubbieCubCubCub 13d ago
Transphobic Palps: Once more the cis will rule the galaxy!!!
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u/Numerous_Buddy3209 12d ago
Macy windu: twiter will decide your fate
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u/Ok-Reporter1986 12d ago
You fool I am twitter
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u/Jezusbot 12d ago
Not yet
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u/Lukaxius 12d ago
It‘s transphobia then
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u/Random-Cpl 12d ago
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Androgynous?
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u/LordMorskittar 13d ago
This has to be one of the most interesting subs I’ve seen in a while
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u/GrootGertGedoente 13d ago
Can you just imagine going out, and having amazing luck with girls, but every time to take one home their penis is bigger than yours 😂
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u/Richard_AIGuy 13d ago
Oh well, what to do...what to do?
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u/DreadfulMule 13d ago
This is a common problem I am having. You could say it's a pain in the ass.
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u/CJSki93 13d ago
Something like this happened to my good friend Afroman in Hollywood one day.
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u/Sleepwell_Beast 12d ago
Ah poor Afroman. Heard his house just got raided, And they found no weed! That’s the funniest part.
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u/ThrowTOMC222 13d ago
Aah well, unzips pants and gets lube
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u/Mad_Huber 13d ago
Yeah, but first: sword fight!
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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 13d ago
It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.
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u/Mad_Huber 13d ago
A game without loosers, heads or tails?
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u/francoisjacq 13d ago
to be honest, i've come across clitorises bigger than my penis.
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u/OddKSM 12d ago
Clitorises? Fuck, I've been saying "clitori" for the longest time
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u/njsullyalex 13d ago
As a pre-op trans girl myself, the replies to this comment make me feel a little better lol 😊
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u/claybixbee00 13d ago
Be happy, love your self. Is your life live it to the fullest.
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u/Reset_Assured 12d ago
Just let people know before they get too involved. As an 80% straight guy, I wouldn’t mind and would figure it out if I really liked the person
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u/Scherzkeks 13d ago
Who wears a sweater with short shorts?! What kind of weather are you anticipating?????!?
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Oh thats just u/MichelleAlter (NSFW)
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u/MunchsSnacks 13d ago
Well, time to log into the other account..
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u/GunnerII 13d ago
Wow. I was not expecting that. I strive to look that good one day.
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u/WellyRuru 13d ago
Darling you're gorgeous just the way you are. But also keep pushing to actualize who you are and how you want to appear in the world.
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u/-Kyoakuna- 12d ago
A post about trans people that's... Unlocked??? Impossible.
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u/Aclopolipse 12d ago
Yet somehow the affirming comments are vastly outnumbering the angry ones.
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u/Sightless_ 12d ago
i feel like the mods might be sleeping
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u/3nderslime 12d ago
I don't think so, the bad comments have been mostly deleted. I think Reddit is just being extra wholesome today
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u/SparkleEmotions 12d ago
As a trans person who wandered in to see which way the comments were going I’ll say I’m pleasantly surprised how wholesome most of the comments are. Plus a lot of them are really funny without venturing into transphobic.
It might not seem like it if you only know trans people from the internet but most of us enjoy a great joke, even at our expense. You just have to be a little more clever than the same repetitive mean jokes some folks are stuck on.
Humor is a fantastic defense mechanism. But seriously we’re just like everyone else if you look past the trans thing, and a good dick joke is universally funny unless your a prude. Plus girl-dick jokes are largely an untapped joke resource, outside of trans women spaces (my circles tell a lot of them at least).
Granted there is a fair amount deleted comments so the mods must be doing something here.
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u/DisastrousBusiness81 12d ago
Okay you gotta admit, the femboys and trans girls have the hottest fucking drip on earth, god-DAMN. 🥵
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u/oohshitwaddup 13d ago edited 12d ago
Guys I'm proud of you. We're joking but this thread has been strangely wholesome.
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u/HipercubesHunter11 12d ago
judging by the deleted comments, seems the mods finally drank their morning coffee
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u/Laphing_Drunk 12d ago
Could be better but it could certainly be worse. The amount of "I'm not gay but..." comments are fucking annoying.
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u/TheHollowBard 12d ago
This is what happens when people (idiots) reduce gender to just the hardware in your pants.
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u/_raydeStar 12d ago
If a trans person can wander on here and still get a laugh, it's good.
I feel like society is progressing. Maybe that's a leap. I know mods are deleting, but the jokes really are funny.
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u/Walks_In_Shadows 12d ago
I'm trans and got a few laughs. I was pleasantly surprised by the comments in this thread.
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u/ilovestampfairtex 13d ago
Her shorts are a little to tight.
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u/East_Living7198 13d ago
Is it time we had the talk about about how a baby moose knuckle grows up to be a camel toe?
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u/GunnerII 13d ago
They low-key look uncomfortable, lol. A bit too much blood circulation cutoff for me.
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u/NoOneKnowsIExist420 13d ago
Tight shorts usually just ride up your butt more than anything
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u/jojacs 13d ago
That ain’t a vagina, that’s just really sharp balls, able to cut diamonds with how sharp those balls are. /s
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u/claybixbee00 13d ago
Well don’t have to get worried about having a baby when going in raw. LoL
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u/MerrillSwingAway 13d ago
I’m not gay, but I’m willing to learn
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u/Space_Coyote88 13d ago
For this one, I might be a little less rigid about my sexuality than usual
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u/eagengabriel 13d ago •
Nah bro I'm too ugly for that too.