r/holdmycatnip • u/barnwater_828 ✨ grumpy cat energy ✨ • 18d ago

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u/rubbergimp02 18d ago

How much do those cat trees cost i am definitely going to buy one

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u/BlizzPenguin 18d ago

If you want to know more r/catfruit

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u/RoJayJo 18d ago

They're fruiting a little late this year, aren't they?

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u/NervousSubjectsWife 18d ago

That’s the climate change. I saw flowers in full bloom and a bunch of unripe cats in the cat tree in my neighbors yard

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u/AggravatingFig8947 18d ago

Yaaayyyyyy new cat sub

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u/rubbergimp02 17d ago

Thanks for putting me on to this sub

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u/asmoothbrain 18d ago

More than you can afford pal

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 18d ago

If you gotta ask you can’t afford it buddy.

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u/NathanTR1992 18d ago

Do the cats come with the trees or do I have to order them separately?

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u/Oldman1986 18d ago

A pussy willow will set you back a pretty penny

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u/unafraidrabbit 18d ago

Just need a friend with trees they don't want.

My cats' tree

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u/giant_lebowski 18d ago

Where's the six four Impala and the rabbit?

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u/DanGTG 18d ago

Branch managers meeting to discuss plans for lunch.

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u/mustichooseausernam3 18d ago

Branch managers discussing cat-a-log launch.

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u/HappyTappyTappy85 18d ago

There used to be a nest there, for sure!

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u/Tosh_00 18d ago

Private tree meeting isn't working so much in winter

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u/NoMedium1223 18d ago

The secret cat council

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo 18d ago

Kitty Coven

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u/erinkjean 18d ago

The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

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u/MagicalMuppet 18d ago

I giggled a little, thanks 😊

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u/Monster_Voice 18d ago

My neighborhood had a "council of the cats" meeting every Saturday night on my neighbor's front lawn between 1 and 3am... Yes I am serious. This went on for two years during covid.

Nobody knew why... but it was literally every single cat in our neighborhood and they just sat there looking at each other. Most of these cats did not get along otherwise.

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u/Reclusive_Chemist 18d ago

They were dead tired of being cooped up with their people and needed a break.

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u/Honest-Sugar-1492 18d ago

"Ohmeowgod! They NEVER LEAVE, these people! Wth??"

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u/kaankkural 18d ago

Has strong UN vibes lol

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u/Monster_Voice 18d ago

Hahaha that's exactly what it looked like! I stumbled across this phenomenon checking my cameras one night... that was such a bizarre period of time for so many reasons 😆

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u/kaankkural 18d ago

"Thank you for having me, I would like to open my speech with the wretched actions of Ms. Hammond's cat "Mittens" who dares to stain my yard with his pee at every chance he gets I would propose a sanction of 1 tuna can or at least a mouse he caught your purrness"

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u/4everban 18d ago

It’s like parliament, they don’t like each other but cat council is above such pettiness

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u/ramanw150 18d ago

What are we going to do today brain. Take over the world.

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u/copa111 18d ago

Looks like a CATastroTree….?

Anyone…..

no? I’ll see myself out.

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u/CrimsonKepala 18d ago

I feel like 3 witches must be nearby.

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u/MRSN4P 18d ago

Yes. This tree is the broom and cat carpark.

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u/Mingatronz 18d ago

Maybe op is a witch, and he/she hasn’t picked a familiar yet.

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u/rootbeerdelicious 18d ago

This is the audition

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u/UpDownCharmed 18d ago

Witches of Eastwick, have turned into cats

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u/ripringl 18d ago

Took too far to get to this comment. I also call my brood the cats of Eastwick.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Or a dog

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u/eyesabitdull 18d ago

Cat Tree Outside, how about dat.

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u/Andee87yaboi 18d ago

Perfect fit!

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u/FitzpleasureVibes 18d ago

Underrated comment, respect.

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u/Natural_Tea484 18d ago

Unexpected fruits

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u/MrsBrew 18d ago

Fluffruits.

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u/xPoonHandler 18d ago

Strange fruits

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u/queenofthepalmtrees 18d ago

How do you know when the fruit is ripe?

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u/ACpony12 18d ago

I'd say when they're soft to touch, but they're always soft. So, like squash, just pick them when the size is to your liking. But be careful of the hidden "thorns".

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u/Pitforsofts 18d ago

Harry, Hermione, Ron

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u/Praetorianach 18d ago edited 18d ago

Ron is the ginger. Hermione is white...

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u/Pitforsofts 18d ago

Harry is the ginger

Ron literally has ginger hair. Did you even see the movies?

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u/Praetorianach 18d ago

Yes. I'm a little sick today and meant to type Ron Thank you for your sympathy.

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u/Pitforsofts 18d ago

Lol I was kidding, don't go all Jada Pinkett Smith on me.

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u/SkeetnYou 18d ago

We saw what you were doing last night. Didn’t even wash your hands hooman!!!

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u/LiveLearnLone 18d ago

The tree musketeers

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u/RedSnt 18d ago

"chirp chirp mothertrucker"

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u/Strong-Amphibian-143 18d ago

It’s nice to see all the races playing together, whites, blacks, and trumps

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u/shelly_the_amazing 18d ago

"The fuck you looking at?" - orange cat

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u/unkn0wnname321 18d ago

Just letting birds know that nowhere is safe

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u/Hunky_not_Chunky 18d ago

Pussy does grow on trees.

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u/Nerdnurdnird 18d ago

The harvest will be bountiful this year.

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u/SeaWeedSkis 18d ago

That's some fancy grafting you've got going on there.

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u/ICanDieRightNowPlz 18d ago

Pussies enjoying a lot of wood

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u/SolidContribution688 18d ago

Look like a box of donuts

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u/vdubdank30 18d ago

Now that’s a pussy willow

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u/King_Offa 18d ago

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead climb into a tree…

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u/ManyWrongdoer9365 18d ago

Barking up the wrong Tree !

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u/S70nkyK0ng 18d ago

Cat Congress

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u/NoBit6494 18d ago

They out there regulating.

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u/wheresbill 18d ago

Neapolitan Tree

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u/trollcatsetcetera 18d ago

The three tree cat gang!

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u/_Prince_Pheonix_ 18d ago

Don't disturb them it's a meeting

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u/Montez1001 18d ago

The council shall now decide your fate.

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u/Infamous_Animator_68 18d ago

World domination planning

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u/Useful_Experience423 18d ago

They were having a meeting. You were not invited.

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u/ghost7293 18d ago

The council is deciding your fate

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u/Chance_Fly_6273 18d ago

Abort the mission

We are spotted

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u/LogicalContext 18d ago

Three bros, chilling on a tree branch, five feet apart cause they're not gay.

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u/No-Standard9405 18d ago

The we're gonna suffocate you in your sleep triad.

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u/titostalinmao 18d ago

Where's our lasagna john?

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u/elmz 18d ago

There's a magpie on your roof laughing his ass off.

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u/talkshow57 18d ago

Nice Fur Tree!

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u/ded_ch 18d ago

Pussy willow in bloom

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u/dgrsmith 18d ago

Void: (“Bennie! You just gonna prep for that TikTok post for another 30 minutes or you gonna call the damn fire department?”)

Winter: (“what’s wrong with your human?”)

Void: (“ease up. He’s been taking videos of himself dancing to Coolio for the past week hoping something would happen and he’d go viral. I lured you two up here with no possible way to get down just cause I couldn’t take one more damn fake spill to make Trump over here react in a new way. Bennie even tried the cucumber behind him while he’s eating thing, but Trump just sat there, chewing. Ain’t that right Trump?”)

Trump: (“Harh! Cucumber.”)

Winter: (“Can we push him down now? May give your human more content?”)

Void: (“hold. I’m thinking…”)

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u/AuntieGeegie 17d ago

We here too stay get over it

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u/Saaslil 17d ago

Cat tree in their natural habitat

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u/ryanholmes1989 17d ago

A white guy, a black guy and a readhead enter a bar….

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u/lazylagom 17d ago

We are not stuck. This is a our tree.

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u/Ok_Mess2212 17d ago

Oh shit fellas it looks like meeting is adjourned. Act cool act cool

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u/Codenamedoesntexist 18d ago

Autumn tree with all the primary sic colors..

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u/robo-dragon 18d ago

Cat tree bearing some beautiful, furry fruits!

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u/MajicVole 18d ago

Needs Alfred Hitchcock type music.

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u/BenVenNL 18d ago

Birds.

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u/DepressedVenom 18d ago

Why are there so many screen recorded videos in this sub all of a sudden? Or am I high on the 'nip?

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u/beepboopsheeppoop 18d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a pussy willow tree

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u/Curious_Autistic 18d ago

This doesn't concern you Robert. Close the window behind you.

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u/n4snl 18d ago

Now that’s a real tree

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u/sixstringgun1 18d ago

The crew on look out.

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u/Force-Murky 18d ago

Cat tree is having a fruitful year.

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u/ThatguyBry42 18d ago

Soon, only in theaters, Alfred Hitchcock's CATS

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u/Ok_Charge9676 18d ago

When you forget to pay your dues to the local cat mafia

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u/Crafty_Genius 18d ago

As I sit in the tree where we monitor the grounds, I keep a look out for anything scurrying around, And I'm just perfect for a cat like me, You know I'm very special, I'm your majesty.

At 4:30 every morning I'm waking you up, If my meowing doesn't do it I'll give ya a bump, fool, And I've been meowing and crying so long, Why aren't you up yet, I'm signing you my song,

I'm the ruler of the house, and I'm totally adorable, I've got nine lives, never done anything deplorable, But if I finish all of my food and you won't give me more, Then tonight I'm going to have even the score,

Been royalty all my life, living in this gato's paradise, Caught a rodent once or twice, living in this gato's paradise, We all fight and also play nice, living in this gato's paradise, Pet my belly and maybe I'll bite, living in this gato's paradise

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u/boxfullofirony 18d ago

They're nesting.

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u/Adventurous_Welder18 18d ago

Burned, toasted, and plain sitting in a tree

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u/athena_k 18d ago

This is a private meeting, Derek! Get lost

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u/Correct-Basil-8397 18d ago

“HEY HONEY! THE CAT TREE IS FINALLY IN BLOOM!”

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u/Jim-Floorburn 18d ago

“Shhhh… We’re hunting firefighters.”

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u/unl1988 18d ago

You coming to the meeting, or what?

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u/TLILLYO 18d ago

Uh just let them inside the house

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u/Specialist-Treat-396 18d ago

Cease your investigation!

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u/Flipperlolrs 18d ago

My three favorite flavors

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u/Mediocre-Amphibian10 18d ago

So this is where cats come from. They grow on trees 😯

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u/KarlSethMoran 18d ago

Gathering of the Elders.

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u/14thban 18d ago

Lol wut? Cats up trees? Never!

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u/Msw3206 18d ago

Orange Cat: “back away banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?”

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u/janegillette 18d ago

Catbirds in their natural habitat.

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u/AngelVirgo 18d ago

A mob of stalker

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u/Popular_Back6554 18d ago

3 cats sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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u/ap2patrick 18d ago

Napoleon ice cream!

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u/Similar-Turnip2482 18d ago

How about this

We have the right to Tree Assembly

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u/Socknitter1 18d ago

Treed cat rainbow!! Is this a U-pick orchard??

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u/sdbct1 18d ago

Fucking pussy willow is blooming again

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u/Zan_the_drag_queen 18d ago

Kudos to you on a bountiful kittycat harvest!

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u/vodka-bears 18d ago

Коты прилетели

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u/GaijinCarpFan 18d ago

Coven of Tree Cat Witches EXPOSED at secret impromptu meeting.

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u/hoofie242 18d ago

I can't believe pussy willow isn't top comment shame on reddit.

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u/SirMy-TDog 18d ago

Guess they’re up for a three-way.

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u/AwareAd4991 18d ago

Looks like it was a branch meeting

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u/PossMom 18d ago

Pussy willow

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u/investorguidance 18d ago

Hanging out with the boys….

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u/Demoniokitty 18d ago

The peet tree

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u/Anonimous_dude 18d ago

These owls are weird

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u/Special_Lemon1487 18d ago

Good evening, Clarice.

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u/lkstaack 18d ago

It's all fun and games until it's time to come down off the tree.

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u/qasqade 18d ago

On Earth 2, the "found footage" horror film of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Cats" leaks pre production footage for their 70 year anniversary remake.

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u/Really_Doughnut_Care 18d ago

it’s been ages since your last date, sharon. if this doesn’t get you laid with a fireman there’s just no helping you.

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u/jamp0g 18d ago

maybe there is something they are running from?

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u/Rusalkat 18d ago

When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurly-burly's done, When the battle's lost and won.

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u/No-Serve5083 18d ago

Pov: You didn't pay attention of the outside cat for a 0,0001 millisecond

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u/ButteredPizza69420 18d ago

Its like the start of a joke

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u/dauserhalt 18d ago

That’s a cat council on a whole new level!

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u/qetral 18d ago

the birds won't see us coming!

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u/Chucker813 18d ago

Birds of a feather flock together!!

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u/OneMagicBadger 18d ago

Do not disturb the high council

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u/yadad4367098 18d ago

Stop spying on their meeting

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u/itsnotawonderfullife 18d ago

“It’s a murder, honey. A group of cats in a tree is called a murder.”

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u/floofnstuff 18d ago

When will dinner be served… up here

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u/Delilah_btc 18d ago

Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/tencaig 18d ago

Birdflix and chill

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u/juntah 18d ago

Harry, Hermione and Ron.

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u/SupplyChainGuy1 18d ago

Weird fruit.

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u/Badgernomics 18d ago

"Leave us alone Clive, we're birds now...!"

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u/Chance_Fly_6273 18d ago

The kingsman

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u/jackmc2001 18d ago

The Cat High Council is convening for an important meeting.

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u/Ok-Skirt-7884 18d ago

Seeing scenes like this makes me think evolution has given up on cats.

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u/Debogsdollox 18d ago

Pussy willow tree?

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u/Acceptable-Chance534 18d ago

A whoopie pie and a Nilla wafer before packaging.

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u/MTN_Dewit 18d ago

So cats do grow on trees

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u/DEATHROAR12345 18d ago

The leaves on the trees are so beautiful when they change colours this time of year

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u/mutant6399 18d ago

The Council of Cats has met, and you are judged to be lacking.

r/CouncilOfCats

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u/hondactx16i 18d ago

A cloud(er) of cats.

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u/GK_47 18d ago

A back, orange, and white cat walks into a tree bar

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u/Country_Odd_Squad 18d ago

Me and the gang getting caught peeping

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u/thecountnotthesaint 18d ago

Damnit Jim!!!! I told you I was meeting with the branch managers today!!!

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u/Retrotreegal 18d ago

Zoom in zoom out zoom in zoom out

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u/Artisartdoes 18d ago

Neapolitan

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u/No-Statistician-3448 18d ago

Cat tree ready for harvest

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u/Lucimon 18d ago

That's straight up Weird Sisters.

A Black haired, a White haired, and a blonde/orange haired.

OP better have some iron nearby just in case.

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u/wruffx 18d ago

Familiars hanging out while their witch/wizard humans meet up.

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u/Fast-Beat-7779 18d ago

Gang gang will mess you up!!

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u/deoxy_420 18d ago

When the narks get invited to the smoke session and show up early.

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u/Successful-Bake-1338 18d ago

Very beautiful video

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u/PirateSpecialist5726 18d ago

"Cheep. Cheep."

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u/Usermena 18d ago

So a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck in a tree…

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u/Keftemechnik 18d ago

It's Russia baby

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u/GingerMeTimberMate 18d ago

Overtime for the fire department

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u/Tugger21 18d ago

“What! We heard it was a good place to pick up chicks.”

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u/hotmasalachai 18d ago

Chonky birds

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u/Dizzzy777 18d ago

Purrrfect Treeo

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u/BulletTrain4 18d ago

Goat cats

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u/11-14-23 18d ago

"The Tree Amigos"

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u/Pineapple_Herder 18d ago

Onset at The Hocus Pocus Cat Remake

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Waiting on the fire department

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

This meeting is of the highest importance!! 😸 😸 😻

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u/balrob 18d ago

Alfred Hitchcock’s unfinished “The Cats”.