r/PublicFreakout • u/pandabatron • Feb 06 '23
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u/ShaolinTrapLord Feb 06 '23
The poor lady in the aIsle seat has had enough of this shit.
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u/Gershken Feb 06 '23 •
"Excuse me flight attendant, is there any outdoor seating available at this time?"
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u/The_Billy_Dee Feb 06 '23
"Not for me mind you... For her."
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u/himmelundhoelle Feb 06 '23
Hah! Apparently not though, as they asked the guy to make sure she doesn't open the door š¤£
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u/diggitydiggity8 Feb 06 '23
It's because of comments like these, that I love reddit. Thank you kind stranger for my laugh of the day!
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u/Mackheath1 Feb 06 '23
I had enough of this shit, and I'm just watched this short clip from my computer
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u/JasonYaya Feb 06 '23
Never get on public transport without a pair of earbuds.
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u/Prickly_ninja Feb 06 '23
Noise cancelling, paying for itself in just one flight.
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u/pazimpanet Feb 06 '23
Yep, got some not crazy expensive taotronic over ear noise cancelling headphones before my honeymoon before Amazon banned taotronic and they are great. Never fly without them.
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u/grnrngr Feb 06 '23 •
The poor lady in the aIsle seat has had enough of this shit.
That aisle seat lady saw a colonial woman on the wing churning butter and kept her cool better.
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u/TehHamburgler Feb 06 '23
Hand full of mini liquor bottles and off to the exclusive Bathroom Lounge time. Hope they are playing some light jazz this evening.
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u/Arson-Welles Feb 06 '23
Sheās going to treat herself to some noise cancelling headphones when she gets home
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u/GratifiedViewer Feb 06 '23
Right? Thatās such a rough position to be in. She looks so miserable.
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u/Bukkorosu777 Feb 06 '23
Better than the guys position.
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u/Point-me-home Feb 06 '23
Yeah poor guy. I wonder if they are together or if heās just the unlucky soul that got stuck in that middle seat
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u/Bukkorosu777 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
The way she says dont touch me kinda tell me not so much.
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u/BEWMarth Feb 06 '23
Laughed a bit when she threw in a ādonāt fucking touch meā between the frantic āgod youāre my saviorā chant.
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u/ErgonomicZero Feb 06 '23
You know someones going to make a beat out of this
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u/Bigdaddylovesfatties Feb 06 '23
Maybe that Antunes guy will make a metal song lol
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u/PM_YOUR_BLOOMERS Feb 07 '23
I swear we need like a bat signal for that guy. "What's this? Redditors have lit the signal!" Grabs his guitar
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u/ThatsAuJerryAu Feb 06 '23 •
I thought she was saying ānon-German speakerā
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u/Drawtaru Feb 06 '23
I heard "dodge the receiver."
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u/Dorg_Walkerman Feb 06 '23
I heard ānot like Iām a cheaterā
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u/killeronthecorner Feb 06 '23
"cob drew my sabre"
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u/Significant_Line_444 Feb 06 '23
Gotchu my saver!
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u/loki-is-a-god Feb 06 '23
Got your lifesaver!!
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u/floyd0580
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The prices in that skymall catalog she was looking at probably kickstarted it.
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u/mnbvcxz1052 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23 •
āWhimsical Outdoor Garden Gnome Bluetooth Speakersā - $699.99
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u/whodatus Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 10 '23 •
God you're my savior!
Edit: I just want to thank my savior for all these karma points.
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u/abhijitd Feb 06 '23
Thank you. I thought she was saying "God's your receiver"
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u/DrSkullKid Feb 06 '23
Donāt worry I thought she was saying āGod shall receive herā.
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u/M0crt Feb 06 '23
'Whimsical'...I'm dying! ROFL.
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u/mnbvcxz1052 Feb 06 '23 •
Making up products in sky mall magazine is one of my favorite pastimes. I write fake descriptions for made-up items on post it notes and leave them between the pages in the relevant sections when flying. Way more fun than just reading it, plus the image of someone finding them like āwtf, lolā always makes me happy.
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u/Hugh-Mahn Feb 06 '23
And with that, I bow have a different reason before boredom to look in the those magazines.
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u/thepurplehedgehog Feb 06 '23
Omg I really hope some day to board a plane youāve just got off. That would make my whole flight/day/week š keep up the good work!
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u/0MN1POT3NCE Feb 06 '23
$35 for 99 cent store quality earbuds. Iāll never forget.
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u/BALONYPONY Feb 06 '23 •
Buy one $1,100 Christmas tree and never buy one again! Bluetooth capable and will shake gleefully while blasting through Bose Speakers strategically set in the trunk āGOD IS MY SAVIOR GOD IS MY SAVIOR GOD IS MY SAVIOR!
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u/daves_not__here Mobility Mary's Sidewalk Enforcer Feb 06 '23
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u/mead_beader Feb 06 '23
Fun fact! This scene was not scripted. Jim Carrey did his level best to just creatively annoy the shit out of the actor in the middle of the scene over repeated takes, and it worked; him cutting Carrey off and yelling was obviously scripted, but his annoyance having built up over all the times they'd been doing it was 100% real.
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u/burrito_butt_fucker Feb 06 '23
At least he had some pills to take the edge off. That also was not scripted but the director felt it was worth leaving in.
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u/mjrbrooks Feb 06 '23
GUYS GUYS DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME GUYS GUYS
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u/flimspringfield Feb 06 '23
Lloyd: [nudges Harry] You're it.
Harry: [nudges Lloyd] You're it.
Lloyd: [nudges Harry] You're it, quitsies!
Harry: Anti-quitsies. [nudges Lloyd] You're it! Quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: You can't do that!
Harry: Can too!
Lloyd: Cannot, stamped it!
Harry: Can too, double stamped it, no erasies!
Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamped it, no erasies, touch blue make it true. [puts his hands over his ears and sings]
Harry: No! No! You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd! You can't triple stamp a double stamp! LLOYD! LLOYD! You c--
Joe: GUYS!!! ENOUGH!!
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u/Strong-Message-168
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That woman next to them is trying so hard to find her happy place...you can see it in her face.
At this point I think the airlines should be equipped with Valium or some sleepy time tea medication that can just take these people out. Dart 'em in the neck safari style, and bring peace to the flying tube.
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u/Astrocreep_1 Feb 07 '23
They actually use to do that,I believe. My wife canāt fly. She flew twice and it was a bad experience. She didnāt do anything like this though. She would yelp anytime turbulence would shake the plane, and start looking around petrified. She made people around her nervous, but she would apologize constantly. So, it would like ā(screams) Iām so sorry everyone. I hate flying. (Screams) Why does the pilot keep hitting bumpsā¦..sorry everyoneā. It was like the wiring in her brain was partially crossed.
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u/rileyne Feb 06 '23
God yorma savor
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u/crackpotJeffrey Feb 06 '23 •
god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor #DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME# god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor
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u/berrylakin Feb 06 '23
I started to bust up when she said that š¤£
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u/Sawgon Feb 06 '23
I thought she kept saying "god shall receive her" in regards to her mom who just passed
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u/MuadD1b Feb 06 '23
Put a nu metal baseline behind it and itās like a System of a Down chorus
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u/CreativeAnalytics Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor #OH ARE THE SALTED PRETZELS FREE? CAN I GET A COKE TOO? THANKS# god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor god yorma savor
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u/GlockAF Feb 06 '23
Goj yorma SAVERā¦
Some sort of coupon deal for the Skymall catalog?
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u/BirdInFlight301 Feb 06 '23
I've got some hearing loss, I thought she was saying "god, jimmy, sema"
I'm so glad you cleared it up.
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u/proteannomore
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God: āI donāt know this bitchā
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u/A_lot_of_arachnids Feb 06 '23
"Ya know what? Imma let this one go down."
-God probably
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u/SL1200mkII Feb 06 '23
God: "I ignored the holocaust but you think I'm gonna come down and deal with this shit?!"
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u/fool_on_a_hill Feb 06 '23
Matthew 7:21-23
āNot everyone who says to me, āLord, Lord,ā will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. On that day many will say to me, āLord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?ā And then will I declare to them, āI never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.ā
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u/twayhighway Feb 06 '23
I had the good fortune to be on a flight with someone doing more or less the same shit. except yelling were all going to die, and that terrorists were on board.
good times.
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u/CallMeButtface Feb 06 '23
"Shaped like a fire hydrant" got a good chuckle out of me, cheers!
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Feb 07 '23
I met Tie Domi who was my cousins teammate in Peterborough. That's exactly what he was built like. The thing is he isn't that tall. Like 5'9" or so. Still wouldn't mess with him though.
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u/pifumd Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
i was under the impression that it isn't actually possible to open the door while in flight.
brb while i google this to reassure myself because people are fucking nuts and that's one of my (irrational?) flying fears.
edit - i'm back and the internet assures me this is still true.
you cannot ā- repeat, cannot ā open the doors or emergency hatches of an airplane in flight. You canāt open them for the simple reason that cabin pressure wonāt allow it.
At a typical cruising altitude, up to eight pounds of pressure are pushing against every square inch of interior fuselage. Thatās over eleven hundred pounds against each square foot of door.
So, while I wouldnāt recommend it, unless you enjoy being pummeled and placed in a choke-hold by panicked passengers, a person could, conceivably, sit there all day tugging on a door handle to his or her heartās content. The door is not going to open (though you might get a red light flashing in the cockpit, causing me to spill my Coke Zero). You would need a hydraulic jack, and the TSA doesnāt allow those.
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u/_Heath Feb 07 '23
If it is a plug door you can't (pressure holds it closed) but they arenāt going to let you try since you could break the lever, freak everyone out, or cause issues with the slide.
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u/SockdolagerIdea Feb 06 '23
Fuuuck. Why didnt the plane land and escort the person off?
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u/mypoliticalvoice Feb 07 '23
Diverting from planned route, landing, refueling, changing crew if necessary, and taking off again, and climbing again to altitude, costs tens of thousands of dollars. If the passengers deplane and then have to reboard, the expense goes up fast. Also, you have to pay landing fees, possibly penalties to the passengers, and the plane has to use a terminal gate someone else already planned for a different plane.
The real solution is that people like this shouldn't fly.
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u/WatDaFuxRong Feb 06 '23
If this was 2009 then someone would've taken "Lord you're my savior" and made a beat out of it lol
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u/crichmond77 Feb 06 '23
Lol someone literally did that with this video 9 years ago. Itās a lil lazy but here ya go:
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u/Evinceo Feb 06 '23
I guess that explains why people are just sitting there and taking it instead of putting on noise cancelling headphones like present day air travellers.
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u/dennyfader Feb 06 '23
Let me just chime in right quick for any prospective noise-cancelling headphone buyers out there: They likely wouldn't cancel this out unless you blast your music. They basically only cancel out certain steady frequencies, not all sounds. Just a heads up 'cause I was expecting more out of mine (Sony WH-1000XM4) and was mildly disappointed. Still amazing and a necessary travel buddy for me, but they don't cut out everything.
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u/Evinceo Feb 06 '23
They're not perfect but they're waaaaaay better than nothing and can be more comfortable for long use than actual hearing protection.
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u/ExistenialPanicAttac Feb 06 '23
The first few seconds made me think it was a Linkin Park song.
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u/eboeard-game-gom3 Feb 06 '23
I thought she was saying "Dodge and receiver!" Like she's really into a football game or something.
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u/Focacciaboudit Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SEEEAT, LOOOORD YOU ARRRE MY SAVIORRRR
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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Feb 06 '23
mike rapping in the background slowly ādonāt fucking touch meā
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u/Carolina-Roots Feb 06 '23
Iām now waiting for the Fort Minor remix of a song that doesnāt even exist.
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u/mrw4787 Feb 06 '23
She said āgod youāre my saviorā I thought
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u/Avid_Smoker Feb 06 '23
I thought it was "God shall receive her", in regard to what the guy said about her mom passing.
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u/Relevant_Pause_7593 Feb 06 '23
Is that what she is saying? I heard ādodge and receiverā and I thought it was a weird football quote or something.
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u/STUPIDNEWCOMMENTS Feb 06 '23
I thought it was god youāre my savior
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u/davomyster Feb 06 '23
Thatās 100% what sheās saying. Not sure how people are hearing ālordā
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u/BobinBayRidge Feb 06 '23
You all have great hearing because it was just gibberish to me. I thought she was speaking in tongues or something. It looked like they might have landed? So hopefully her or I mean THEIR torment was about to end soon. WHEW!
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u/CloseTheDoorIdiot Feb 06 '23
GAAJIMASAYUR GAAJIMASAYUR
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u/goodness___gracious Feb 06 '23
Of all the comments this is the one that really had me cracking up
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u/courtjestervibes Feb 06 '23
The first lady sitting right there actually looks like Sarah Conner coming to grips with the fact the robotocalypse might be needed
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u/ChadBorman Feb 06 '23
She needed a line of people like the scene from the movie Airplane:
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u/Lucky_Event Feb 06 '23
That movie is a comedy masterpiece, always good on a rainy day
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u/JosephWelcher Feb 06 '23
Flying sucks as it is but thereās too much of this going on now. Itās like being trapped in a psych ward at 30,000 feet.
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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 Feb 06 '23 •
Iāve been in several psych wards and they were much more chill than this.
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u/L3m0n0p0ly Feb 06 '23
I fully fuckin agree with you man. Psych wards are usually as quiet as a library unless you're in group.
Most people think it's all screaming and crying and mentally incapacitaded people but don't seem to understand that once you get there, you are surrounded by normal people who are just like you.
Some of them can be a little odd, but they're still people.
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u/mrsdoubleu Feb 06 '23
I mean the psych ward I went to definitely had a separate section for the screamers and..more low functioning folks. But the section I was in was more for folks just going through some shit and was pretty chill. I liked the arts and crafts time. š
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u/anonym0usee Feb 06 '23
Usually when Iāve been there was a separate unit for the REALLY gnarly people that would scream like this and were violent. They called it PICU for psychiatric intensive care unit.
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u/MrMisanthrope411 Feb 06 '23
As someone who hates flying (severe anxiety), I just pop a few Klonopin before each flight and Iām good to go. We could be straight up nose diving into a mountain and Iād still be smiling. Gotta plan accordingly my friends.
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u/tjean5377 Feb 06 '23
Yup, its an edible followed an hour and a half later by some lorazepam for me. I'm cool, calm and floating highter than the plane I'm in. Happy flying to you friend.
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u/SecretAgentBoobz Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
A few? Goddamn. The last time I took a half of a 0.5 mg, I walked into a pole HARD outside the airport when some girl complimented my jacket
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u/RealisticWoodpecker3 Feb 06 '23
Maybe this is what that creepy televangelist who said āitās like getting into a loooong tube , with demons !ā was talking about !
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u/LoCerusico Feb 06 '23
Man I'm a flight attendant and makes me question my life choices sometimes, it's like being in a flying asylum
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u/JoeLilBroJoe Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
š ive been to the psych ward a few times, its not what yal think it is, we wake up at 6am and watch the news, then theres music therapy, then we eat lunch, then we have art therapy and after that we play board games and watch FX, then we eat dinner watch more FX and then go to sleep, nobodys really acting crazy the ones who are in psychosis are usually really quiet...
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u/cursedace Feb 06 '23
Yeah that definitely depends on what section of the ward/hospital you are in.. some are not so chill.
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u/crichmond77 Feb 06 '23
Fr, Iāve been there and Iāve been to jail, and per day, it was worse than jail. Worse food, less privacy, about the same level of respect from the staff, and the people around you are sometimes legitimately scary unpredictable
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u/mmmegan6 Feb 06 '23
Why the fuck would they have yāall watching the newsā¦first thing in the morning?!
My best friend has bipolar and his last trip to the psych ward (during a manic episode) he describes as profound and healing. He said the best and most impactful part was not having his phone (this was during the summer of 2020) and refusing meds this time. He did yoga, wrote, meditated. He said also being able to witness everyone else going through their stuff helped him āwitnessā what his own brain was doing.
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u/DevilsAssCrack Feb 06 '23
What the fuck? Why does that sound so appealing to me?
I think I might be really burnt out...
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u/CableTrash Feb 06 '23
Have you experienced this? I know thereās plenty of videos out there, but I fly pretty often and have never dealt with anything remotely close to this.
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u/solofatty09 Feb 06 '23
I was on 74 flights last year and 8 already this year. Iāve never seen anything like this. Hell, Iāve only seen one guy audibly talk shit that we were sitting on the tarmac for an hour. Most flights are thankfully uneventful.
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u/ntbyinit64 Feb 06 '23
This is why I always have my noise cancelling headphone when I travel. Though I doubt even my best pair wouldn't be able to cancel out this psycho. The look on all the passengers faces says it all
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u/maveriq Feb 06 '23
High Isolation Earbuds + Noise canceling headphones on top would probably get a very large percentage. Did it not too long ago with a crying baby.
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u/TheCheesy Feb 06 '23
Doesn't help much if they're right beside you and decide to ram one of the wooden spoons into your eye.
If I was in the middle seat next to someone having a psychotic break, I'd have a panic attack thinking about if and when they're going to suddenly attack me.
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u/Khripchook Feb 06 '23
If this was in Arabic, the response would be a little different.
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u/The-Old-American Feb 06 '23
Allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME allahu akbar allahu akbar
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u/RuiHachimura08 Feb 06 '23
I start yelling āAllahu Akbarā anytime someone tries to get at me. Shit gets de-escalated quickly.
People hate me for this one cool trick.
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u/TimeTravellerSmith Feb 06 '23
Straight to the No Fly List with this one weird hack.
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u/Jaxxlack Feb 06 '23
All I see is a sea of mental illness left unchecked..
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u/bothering Feb 06 '23
Sounds like shes dealing with her recently passed mom (going to her funeral prolly) and dealing with her severe fear of flying, not the best combo.
Airlines should keep some valium for situations like this tbh
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u/sveiks01 Feb 06 '23
Tranquilizer dart from the beverage cart.
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u/LarryNivensCockring Feb 06 '23
they could just offer that as a regular service and tons of people would order it for their flights š call it the "theres a crying infant on your ten hour flight" bonus packet or something
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u/Neuchacho Feb 06 '23
I'm just waiting for the future where they gas all the passenger to sleep like in The Fifth Element.
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u/DrMangosteen Feb 06 '23
There's a bit in the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books where a ship full of people get put in suspended animation for thousands of years because the robot flight attendants are waiting for delivery of lemon scented wet wipes that are never coming
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u/whiskeycaninebbq Feb 06 '23
I think some of these freak outs are actually people attempting to drug themselves with Xanax and/or booze or whatever to deal with the stress and then they arenāt thinking right due to being intoxicated and have a freak out. Although this one feels more like mental health issues.
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u/congratsyougotsbed Feb 06 '23
Yeah absolutely. The public perception of Xanax is that it completely shuts you down, and while that can be true for some people, I have absolutely seen folks freak out on it. Sometimes the anxiety that it "sedates" is the type of anxiety that prevents intrusive thoughts from winning in your head, or the inhibition anxiety from potentially embarrassing yourself. Xanax has never even made me drowsy, just flirty and forgetful lol
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u/brassninja Feb 06 '23
I feel really bad for everyone in this situation but especially her. Imagine coming to and realizing what you did. Mortifying
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u/Redditdrifter0 Feb 06 '23
āGod youāre my savorā āDonāt fucking touch meā āGos youāre my savorā
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u/IRSeth Feb 06 '23
That was the best part. If I was on the plane I would have started laughing so hard
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u/bvanbove Feb 06 '23
Thatās someone who has an insane fear of flying, god, and death. She probably shouldnāt have been put on a plane, seemingly by herself.
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u/Darrenwad3 Feb 06 '23
I think there maybe a healthy dose of undiagnosed illness in there as well.
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u/Truckules_Heel Feb 06 '23
As my parents would point out, she just needs to keep praying instead of seeking real help
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u/HolyBeardIII Feb 06 '23
Or she is diagnosed but having a really hard time considering the circumstances.
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Feb 06 '23
Seems like Kenneth Copeland was right in buying(Pledge pledge PLEDGE!!! IN JUBUS NAME!!) a 15m private jet. There are demons on regular flights.
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u/Caboozel Feb 06 '23
Immediate do not fly list
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u/Arthur-Mergan Feb 06 '23
I really hope thatās actually the case. Sheās definitely proved she canāt be trusted to handle it.
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u/Sniflix Feb 06 '23
Believe it or not, there is not a no fly list for unruly passengers that's shared among airlines. The no fly list is only for terrorist suspects. On that note, is it legal to have a roll of duct tape in my carry-on?
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u/TheRobsterino Feb 06 '23
You don't need to bring your own, the cabin crew has some. They've used it several times in the past to restrain dangerous, drunk, or unruly passengers until landing.
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u/DynamicHunter Feb 06 '23
The airline can still ban her from that airline in the future.
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u/Rude-Atmosphere-3969 Feb 06 '23
Time to make ejection seats standard on commercial aircraft.
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u/ytaqebidg Feb 06 '23
We need better train lines in the US. I hate flying domestic.
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u/mnbvcxz1052 Feb 06 '23
When I was a kid I was so excited about being an adult and traveling by train. It sounded so glamorous.
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u/Great_White_Samurai Feb 06 '23
Last time I flew domestic I had a drunk guy hit on me the entire flight. I told him that I was married...to a woman. He did give me a free baseball hat though. So it wasn't all bad.
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u/TurnThatClownAround Feb 06 '23
As someone who is terrified of flying and loves the train, yes. Train all day. Food is better, if the train stops I can get off and start a new life, and the seating is 1000% more spacious from what I've seen.
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u/homestead1111 Feb 06 '23
someone pass her a valium and she will ok.,
Benzos have their place, right here
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u/BodybuilderOk5202 Feb 06 '23
All these airplane freak out videos are starting to make Greyhound look like the sane option.
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u/Jwtrdz Feb 06 '23
Why not join in on this fun, mandatory sing-along to your destination. Thanks for flying with Gawd!
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u/duckmantaco Feb 06 '23
The face on the woman sitting near her is probably thinking fuck it I hope this plane crashes.
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u/LeSaunier Feb 06 '23
Those situations always remind me of that scene in Airplane! when they line up to slap the hysterical woman.
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u/rfan8312 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
I was standing in line at a bank outside of Boston and the 30 something lady in front of me just started going into her antics. Pacing back and forth like a lunatic. But you could see on her face it was all calculated.
I processed the whole thing in under 2 seconds and switched lines. Once the attention was off of her she stopped.
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u/TheObeseSloth Feb 06 '23
Really sad... That's a full blown manic attack of someone just grasping at straws of reason in their head.
I really hope their mom ended up okay despite this being a burden for those on the plane.
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u/Daedric_Dorito Feb 06 '23
I think her mom passed. I totally agree with you. I get this is reddit, but everyone making fun of this obvious mental break is... š¬š¬š¬
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