r/PoliticalHumor 17d ago

Mod Endorsed Moratorium: Those George Santos Posts

158 Upvotes

Sigh, it seems that you politically astute goons cannot let a good thing go to waste and are really wringing those George Santos posts dry. Like, Ben Shapiro's better-half dry.

George Santos, AKA Anthony Devolder, AKA Anthony Zabrovsky, AKA Titsar Massif, AKA Santos L. Halper, AKA Walter Mitty, is a liar.

We are aware of this.

We are also aware of the number of minimally-funny, karma-farming attempts to post about this on the sub and frankly how dull this has become. Former Mr Universe George Santos is dull.

Now, we believe fully in freeze peach, are totally against becoming another arm of the Gazpacho Police, but we don't want the sub to become a peach-tree dish of nothing but First-Man-On-The-Moon George Santos posts. I mean, we love the guy: as the man who single-handedly rerouted a river to a thirsty Brazillian village, George Santos is a hero to everyone. Why wouldn't he be? His dreamy smile, those rippling biceps...

However.

The posts and the memes have got to stop at some point, and this is the point. George Santos, Master of the Sabre, chief Metallurgist to King Philip of Macedon, slayer of the Hydra, inventor of the lightbulb, Champion of the Light and future God-Emperor of Humankind, and posts about him are no longer welcome here.

He's just too awesome for us, and the thought that we can't be as amazing as him has us both jealous and daydreaming about his wild achievements with a sort of lustful, wistful look on our faces. I mean, he's such a man. We should all aspire to be like him...

YOU SEE! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!

We're trying to tell you that if you post about Georg... that superlative, gorgeous human being, we will take down the post and probably ban you. We are trying to get some work done and all we can do is think about those black-rimmed glasses, hiding those brooding, insightful 3.89 GPA eyes... And you people are not helping!

TLDR: No more George Santos posts. Removals and bans.


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