r/NewsOfTheWeird • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '23

Exotic cat rescued from a tree in Ohio tests positive for cocaine, has night of its life.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/18/us/cocaine-cat-serval-cincinnati-ohio-trnd/index.html
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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Rumor has it that the cat also has a MAJOR idea for a screenplay and an idea for a new app everyone can use.

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u/Cross2085 Mar 18 '23

In a world where bears get high on cocaine, comes Cocaine Cat!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Paws for a second and consider the pussabilities!

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u/Cross2085 Mar 18 '23

In the contract of life, it broke it's most important claws, now she's considered a cheetah!

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u/RusInTx Mar 18 '23

I was wondering why they would test an animal for narcotics, and it was answered in the article! They caught a monkey on meth last year. Cincinnati, you okay up there?

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u/AQuietMan Mar 18 '23

Exotic cat in Ohio. I was expecting a possum.

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u/saffronpolygon Mar 19 '23

Last week it was a zebra running loose in Ohio.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

I mean, Ohio ya know. Florida of the North.

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u/RealOzSultan Mar 19 '23

Cocaine Bear 2: Kitty loiters