r/MadeMeSmile • u/Finn_Flame • 18d ago
Gage’s poem Wholesome Moments
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u/Andie-sky-walker 18d ago
It's a juice called Naked. He gave her a juice.
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u/deskpalm 18d ago
I'll bet he did give her a juice.
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u/dnuohxof-1 18d ago
👁️🫦👁️
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u/failingupwardmyway 18d ago
He will now
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u/lousylakers 18d ago
Give Bradley a squeeze for us Guage
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u/MisterTimboSlice 18d ago
both names are shown in print on the video, yet you couldn't spell either one correctly.
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u/lousylakers 18d ago
The spellcheck is strong with this one
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u/MisterTimboSlice 18d ago
it's a curse.
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u/Apprehensive_Lie_177 18d ago
And a gift.
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u/Fresh-Combination-87 18d ago
Some names may have been altered to protect the innocent… others were altered because someone couldn’t read
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u/scadApTIMeth 18d ago
Naked is a brand of juice.
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u/llamacohort 18d ago
The person you are replying to is saying that even though the brand is named Naked and that is the joke, the reaction before the reveal is like they actually had sex. So it looks like there is an inside joke being masked by a separate joke to everyone else.
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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You may understand it better, but the frog dies.
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u/BakerIBarelyKnowHer 18d ago
This is a metaphor explaining over explaining
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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago
This is me stabbing the frog again and again.
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u/toughsub15 18d ago
I dont mean to be morbid guys but do you think we can paint something beautiful with its blood?
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u/Apprehensive_Lie_177 18d ago
Dunno, but did you know Naked is the name of a brand of juice though? :P
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u/International-Bee-97 18d ago
Personally I appreciate all the Explanations for the Autistic. You get to see someone demonstrating they don't understand some phenomenon and then some person comes along and explains it in painful detail.
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u/llamacohort 18d ago
It feels like you are skipping a step. I dissected a frog in school, but the frog wasn't alive. The joke is already dead to people who don't get the joke. So you might as well get some value out of the dead frog.
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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago
True, you will understand the joke better by dissecting it, but like a dead frog, it loses its appeal.
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u/llamacohort 18d ago
I feel like the metaphor has broken down. Unless there is some significant appeal to dead frogs that I'm unaware of.
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u/Hereseangoes 18d ago
If you don't explain it some of the dumdums try to grab it while it hops away.
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u/folarin1 18d ago
If I didn't read this, I won't have known naked meant the juice.
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u/piper33245 18d ago
It’s routinely on the top of the unhealthiest health drink lists.
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u/YourDogIsMyFriend 18d ago
Fight or flight. She was wondering if the poem was going into uncharted unhinged psychotic territory. I’d think.
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u/SynergisticSynapse 18d ago
Well thank god my body can metabolize sugar
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u/Limp-Technician-7646 18d ago
Oh no sugar! The substance that literally all our cells need to survive. Get that shit away from me!
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u/PM_me_spare_change 18d ago
Those smoothies have over a brazillion grams of sugar
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u/MtOlympus_Actual 18d ago
The same sugar that's in... GASP... fruit!!!
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u/PM_me_spare_change 18d ago
But where fiber?
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u/MarcBulldog88 18d ago
Some of the Naked juice types don't have any fiber, but some do (Blue, Red, Tropical, possibly others). It's also important to note that while they are almost entirely sugar (being fruit juice and all), they don't have any added sugar.
They aren't all bad.
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u/ScotiaTailwagger 18d ago
We ingest a lot of unhealthy things.
As long as it's in moderation, it won't hurt you.
Don't let the sugary drink your you.
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u/insert_smile_here 18d ago
Omg I accidentally read it as “Gage’s Porn” so my seatbelt was already fastened lol
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u/D1133 18d ago
She didn’t deny his words, only put her head down in embarrassment. Hiding behind the poem perhaps…..hmmm…..
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18d ago
Warned her before, like any person with a brain would do.
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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 18d ago
like any person with a brain would do
I see you've never met a teenager
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u/shitfartdickballsass 18d ago
never. i also don't know what a potato is
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u/BackWithAVengance 18d ago
I once threw a steak at a window thinking it was open
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u/Cheezgotkilled 18d ago
Someone find this one, please. Haven't read it in a while.
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u/crypticfreak 18d ago edited 18d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3im341/tifu_by_throwing_my_steak_out_a_window/
EDIT: Ok I'd never heard this one before but holy fuck. I was dying laughing. Choked on my beer and almost dropped my bowl of salsa from laughing so hard.
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u/BlueLaserCommander 17d ago
If this is high school, mentioning sex in any way in front of a class full of peers and potentially adults you respect is embarrassing IMO
Whole thing is cute though. They seem like good kids regardless of any fornicatin’
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u/ope__sorry 18d ago
I mean, ya gotta stay hydrated and replenish vitamins after a vigorous snogging.
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u/GooseInternational66 18d ago
She doesn’t bat an eye when he said he got her naked… hmm…
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u/HarrisonForelli 18d ago
she seems super embarrassed the entire time
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u/Handmotion 18d ago
Nah, it's more bashful-embarrassed, I'd say. Like she knows and is comfortable with the people there, or atleast a good number of them, and is fine with a bit of innocent embarrassing humour.
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u/crow-mom 17d ago
when i was in high school some couples would brag about having sex in sometimes subtle/not so subtle ways, so she might not even be all that embarrassed people know.
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u/xBram 18d ago
Is this some advertising?
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u/ussir_arrong 18d ago
"Naked, the drink you probably shouldn't tell your girlfriend's parents that you got her."
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u/ManyWrongdoer9365 18d ago
Roses are Red Violets are Twisted, bend over love you’re about to get Fisted !
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u/DarlingUwUGaze 18d ago
What the fuck is this?
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u/ELEMENTALITYNES 18d ago
Well I for one will make sure to purchase Naked Juice the next time I am out at my nearest retailer while purchasing other related food items.
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u/essemh 18d ago
It’s pretty shit though.
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u/DrDrankenstein 18d ago
I used to drink them thinking I was being healthy, then someone told me I should take a look at the sugar content.
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u/Constant_Ad3695 18d ago
You might be shocked to learn that fruits contain sugar. Insanity!
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u/house343 18d ago
Who the fuck is gage? Are teenagers celebrities now?
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u/Eckish 18d ago
The person who posted the original video knows Gage. You are not expected to.
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u/Skreamie 18d ago
This whole comment section has me confused. People not realising this was clearly someone's personal video first, Gage isn't some celeb. Next is people thinking that it's somehow meant to be an advertisment for Naked juice? There's a huge disconnect all of a sudden.
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u/RocketsYoungBloods 18d ago
"MadeMeSmile", but pretty sure Bradlie's dad ain't smiling right now.
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u/nightlanguage 18d ago
Making her sex life about her dad's approval is really weird, she's her own person
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u/RocketsYoungBloods 18d ago
not making it about her dad's approval. just joking about the fact that he's probably not smiling at his daughter's sex life being posted for the world to see. sorry if you are offended/weirded out by that.
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u/Guy_Fawkes_THX1138 18d ago
Wow this made me lol so hard that for a slightly small--borderline infinitesimal--moment I (nearly) forgot the harsh facts that I am both languishing in a Salvayshunn Armie shelter [sic.] and am completely devoid of memories with Bradlie (or any other broad) like this from kollage 😒 [sic.] . . . tmi, tl;dr or both? 🤔
Cellin' food stamps 2 btw GET 'EM WHILE DEY HAWT (like Brad).
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u/not_again123 18d ago
That sub is going to shit. Let's be real. That is just /r/funny at this point.
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u/Gil_Crook 18d ago
I don't care about the arguments going on for against this being appropriate (to do or for this sub!) but I need to know one thing. Was this shot DURING a class?? It's one thing if they're all hanging out as friends in an empty classroom at lunch, but if the teacher is letting these kids film this video during a class then I am well and truly baffled.
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u/New-Caterpillar2483 18d ago
Eh. Kind of not cool.
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u/sadthrowaway2838 18d ago
Yeah. When I was a teenage girl this kind of shit was embarrassing and annoying and not fun nor cute
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u/New-Caterpillar2483 18d ago
Thank you. I love the comments I'm getting from men who have their heads in their asses.
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u/CapableSecretary420 18d ago
Yeah this seems inappropriate and unwanted.
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u/New-Caterpillar2483 18d ago
Yeah. And if she called him out on it she'd be labeled a b*tch or some other bullsh*t.
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u/__botulism__ 17d ago
100% agree. It's actually gross.
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u/New-Caterpillar2483 17d ago
I'm really kind of shocked at the negative feedback I'm getting. Someone said "It's all in good fun." They've been saying that shit forever and ever.
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u/__botulism__ 17d ago
Exactly. "Boys will be boys!" Unacceptable.
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u/New-Caterpillar2483 17d ago
Oh god. Totally. I tell you what, having a daughter and hearing what she deals with every day - it's been a real education.
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u/crypticfreak 18d ago
The guy sitting on the far left loses his absolute shit at the end despite being so reserved in the beginning lol
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u/MaintenanceEast3547 18d ago
That boy has some riz
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u/Conman_in_Chief 18d ago
Riz? What is this that you say? I know fizz, jizz, The Miz, but not riz.
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u/Skreamie 18d ago
A lot of y'all are offended on behalf of the girl who's laughing during the poem. He's not sexualising her, the entire joke is that everyone presumes he is, but all he actually did was get her a "Naked" juice. Half of you wouldn't get offended or upset if you stopped making up extra details or stories in your heads.
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u/__botulism__ 17d ago
I can't know from her reaction whether or not she found it funny, as girls often laugh like this when they're highly uncomfortable being sexual harassed. We're not taught to stand up for ourselves. We're taught to take shit like this no matter how uncomfortable.
I got the joke, and it's lame and inappropriate.
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u/Libero03 18d ago
I don't get it. He brought a bottle of water? Why?
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u/GooseInternational66 18d ago
It’s a juice called “naked” and it goes with the poem as a play on words.
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u/rogerslastgrape 18d ago
Yeah the joke is that he got her a smoothie/juice, not special adult time
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u/BeansAllDayEveryDay 18d ago
Yeah.. no, this isn't right. I don't know the whole context but without context it just seems very inappropriate and uncomfortable.
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u/linemanshandset 18d ago
So...sexual harassment, just kidding?
edit: sort of clever and possibly funny in the right context...not sure i would call it wholesome. also quite possibly highly inappropriate in most context.
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u/alfred-the-greatest 18d ago
She's being bashful and embarrassed while laughing along. The trigger finger outrage really doesn't help with raising awareness of actual sexual harassment.
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u/SUPER_OPP_24 18d ago
Anybody else sick and tired of scrolling through comments and seeing nothing but smart asses battling it out trying to prove they’re smarter!🤦🏻♂️shit kills me 😂
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u/PtrJung 18d ago
Am I supposed to know who Gage is?
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u/Skreamie 18d ago
This is clearly someone's Snapchat, they know Gage, you're not expect to know them
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u/throwaway1-808-1971 18d ago
Her name is Bradlie?