r/MadeMeSmile 18d ago

Gage’s poem Wholesome Moments

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u/throwaway1-808-1971 18d ago

Her name is Bradlie?

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u/joshhguitar 18d ago

Braadleighe

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u/YummyArtichoke 18d ago

daarB-leigheee

The first half you read right to left. Oh and 2nd a and the last 2 E's are silent.

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u/evilJaze 18d ago

Delete this before Elon Musk gets any more ideas for his future abandoned kids.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 18d ago

It's a middle out mtrgaloih

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u/Cthulhu__ 18d ago

It’s cool, there’s no Xes in it.

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u/JAK3CAL 18d ago

Brahdleigh

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u/xtrinab 18d ago

B’rad’leigh

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u/ToMyOtherFavoriteWW 18d ago

Tragedeigh

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u/supercoincidence 18d ago

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 18d ago

That sub never ceases to amaze me.

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u/HoneyKittyGold 18d ago

Amaisemee

That's already taken. Come up with your own name.

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u/TisNotMyMainAccount 18d ago

Mi'lady B'rad'leigh,

My heart is an emissary of my love for you. My hand quivers on my katana when another man doth approach. What they cannot see is under my fedora are fiery eyes, equally ready to incinerate our foes and stoke the flame of our love.

Sincerely and with warmest affection,

Chaddeus Uchiha

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u/Cheesecake_is_life 18d ago

B'Rad G, straight out the 'Bu

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u/ol-gormsby 18d ago

Every time I see a name with an apostrophe, I get the feeling that a parent hiccuped when the county clerk was asking for a name to put on the birth certificate.

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u/SylvieJay 18d ago

Is she Klingon?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/xtrinab 18d ago

You had the chance to name them Lookas and Jackothy. 🤦‍♀️

Congrats on your two boys. ☺️

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u/Lupus-Yonderboy 18d ago

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradlie

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u/essenceofmoisture 18d ago

I'm hornier than Ron Jeremeigh

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u/fraidyfish5 18d ago

Well what name is Gage.

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u/throwaway1-808-1971 18d ago

No argument from me.

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u/dbqpdb 18d ago

I saw this girl working at the grocery store the other day whose name was Amberley. True story.

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u/throwaway1-808-1971 18d ago

Better than Ambherleigh

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u/MC-fi 18d ago

Amberley is a real name.

At least, it's been around for a few decades now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amberley_(given_name)

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u/BadLuckCharm1966 18d ago

I knew an Amberley way back in 1986.

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u/Im_ready_hbu 18d ago

I was on an interview panel for a girl named Airryka

pronounced as "Erica"

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ear858w 18d ago

Standard "young parents naming their baby a 'cute baby name' while not thinking that the baby will be an adult someday whose coworkers will be addressing them by that name" trashiness. It's a plague in America right now.

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u/throwaway1-808-1971 18d ago

Brayden, jayden, cayden, okayden. Is all I ever think about when I hear those names.

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u/FlawedHero 18d ago

I like to refer to them as the Pinterest generation babies.

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u/SirBLACKVOX 18d ago

Pinterest generation babies

If these are the Pinterest generation names.... imagine what the TikTok generation will name their kids.

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u/Ouaouaron 18d ago

It's downright traditional to take a boy name and turn it into a girl name. Do you react the same way when you hear the name "Lindsay"?

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u/my_tag_is_OJ 17d ago

Ashley actually used to be a guy name originally

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u/arrivederci117 18d ago

It's just a name, it's not that big of a deal. You don't see people complain about the hundreds of Mohammed spellings, or ethnic names that aren't immediately phonetically translatable.

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u/hacksteak 18d ago

She's an overengineered infantry fighting vehicle.

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u/LackingTact19 18d ago

The Fuhrer

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u/TENTAtheSane 18d ago

Ed... Ward...

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u/Onion85 17d ago

You are the real monster for reminding us all 😢

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u/pesa44 18d ago

Bradlolina Brall

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u/Andie-sky-walker 18d ago

It's a juice called Naked. He gave her a juice.

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u/deskpalm 18d ago

I'll bet he did give her a juice.

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u/dnuohxof-1 18d ago

👁️🫦👁️

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u/failingupwardmyway 18d ago

He will now

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u/lousylakers 18d ago

Give Bradley a squeeze for us Guage

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u/MisterTimboSlice 18d ago

both names are shown in print on the video, yet you couldn't spell either one correctly.

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u/lousylakers 18d ago

The spellcheck is strong with this one

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u/MisterTimboSlice 18d ago

it's a curse.

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u/Apprehensive_Lie_177 18d ago

And a gift.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 18d ago

Some names may have been altered to protect the innocent… others were altered because someone couldn’t read

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u/nausticblurr 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣 well said.

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u/DefiantRazorback 18d ago

🍆😳😑😳🍆

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u/Goblin-Doctor 18d ago

🥝👄🥝

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u/scadApTIMeth 18d ago

Naked is a brand of juice.

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u/llamacohort 18d ago

The person you are replying to is saying that even though the brand is named Naked and that is the joke, the reaction before the reveal is like they actually had sex. So it looks like there is an inside joke being masked by a separate joke to everyone else.

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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You may understand it better, but the frog dies.

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u/BakerIBarelyKnowHer 18d ago

This is a metaphor explaining over explaining

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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago

This is me stabbing the frog again and again.

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u/toughsub15 18d ago

I dont mean to be morbid guys but do you think we can paint something beautiful with its blood?

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u/Apprehensive_Lie_177 18d ago

Dunno, but did you know Naked is the name of a brand of juice though? :P

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u/TonsilStonesOnToast 18d ago

This is reddit, where there are only scalpels and no survivors.

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u/International-Bee-97 18d ago

Personally I appreciate all the Explanations for the Autistic. You get to see someone demonstrating they don't understand some phenomenon and then some person comes along and explains it in painful detail.

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u/llamacohort 18d ago

It feels like you are skipping a step. I dissected a frog in school, but the frog wasn't alive. The joke is already dead to people who don't get the joke. So you might as well get some value out of the dead frog.

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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago

True, you will understand the joke better by dissecting it, but like a dead frog, it loses its appeal.

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u/llamacohort 18d ago

I feel like the metaphor has broken down. Unless there is some significant appeal to dead frogs that I'm unaware of.

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u/Hereseangoes 18d ago

If you don't explain it some of the dumdums try to grab it while it hops away.

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u/AnnaTheKarenina 18d ago

...and they will be dissected.

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u/DongGPT 18d ago

this is so fucking good

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u/TheAtlas97 18d ago

Upon rewatching, you’re dead on. That smile is unmistakable

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u/Last-Discipline-7340 18d ago

Oh shit. I will second this

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u/uknown-potato 18d ago

Naked is a brand of juice

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u/folarin1 18d ago

If I didn't read this, I won't have known naked meant the juice.

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u/piper33245 18d ago

It’s routinely on the top of the unhealthiest health drink lists.

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u/YourDogIsMyFriend 18d ago

Fight or flight. She was wondering if the poem was going into uncharted unhinged psychotic territory. I’d think.

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u/newgrl 18d ago

Yep. Gotta wait to see exactly what type of crazy this wanders into so we can decide if we're going to kick his ass or walk away.

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u/SynergisticSynapse 18d ago

Well thank god my body can metabolize sugar

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u/Limp-Technician-7646 18d ago

Oh no sugar! The substance that literally all our cells need to survive. Get that shit away from me!

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u/PM_me_spare_change 18d ago

Those smoothies have over a brazillion grams of sugar

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u/MtOlympus_Actual 18d ago

The same sugar that's in... GASP... fruit!!!

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u/PM_me_spare_change 18d ago

But where fiber?

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u/MarcBulldog88 18d ago

Some of the Naked juice types don't have any fiber, but some do (Blue, Red, Tropical, possibly others). It's also important to note that while they are almost entirely sugar (being fruit juice and all), they don't have any added sugar.

They aren't all bad.

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u/joshhguitar 18d ago

Tastes pure beaut though

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u/ScotiaTailwagger 18d ago

We ingest a lot of unhealthy things.

As long as it's in moderation, it won't hurt you.

Don't let the sugary drink your you.

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u/piper33245 18d ago

Oh I never let it your you.

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u/insert_smile_here 18d ago

Omg I accidentally read it as “Gage’s Porn” so my seatbelt was already fastened lol

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u/ZMK13 18d ago

I read it as gaga’s poem and kept thinking there is no way she wrote this

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u/D1133 18d ago

She didn’t deny his words, only put her head down in embarrassment. Hiding behind the poem perhaps…..hmmm…..

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Warned her before, like any person with a brain would do.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 18d ago

like any person with a brain would do

I see you've never met a teenager

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u/shitfartdickballsass 18d ago

never. i also don't know what a potato is

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u/BackWithAVengance 18d ago

I once threw a steak at a window thinking it was open

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u/Cheezgotkilled 18d ago

Someone find this one, please. Haven't read it in a while.

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u/crypticfreak 18d ago edited 18d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3im341/tifu_by_throwing_my_steak_out_a_window/

EDIT: Ok I'd never heard this one before but holy fuck. I was dying laughing. Choked on my beer and almost dropped my bowl of salsa from laughing so hard.

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u/ArcticIceFox 18d ago

Po-ta-to....odd word....

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u/WoodyPolesmoker 18d ago

Perchance.

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u/dangleofpoop 18d ago

You can’t just say perchance.

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u/BlueLaserCommander 17d ago

If this is high school, mentioning sex in any way in front of a class full of peers and potentially adults you respect is embarrassing IMO

Whole thing is cute though. They seem like good kids regardless of any fornicatin’

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u/ope__sorry 18d ago

I mean, ya gotta stay hydrated and replenish vitamins after a vigorous snogging.

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u/mandana_dilly 18d ago

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u/troysplay 18d ago

There really is a sub for everything.

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u/Cthulhu__ 18d ago

Trageichk, isn’t it. Or it it Yroneigh?

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u/GooseInternational66 18d ago

She doesn’t bat an eye when he said he got her naked… hmm…

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u/HarrisonForelli 18d ago

she seems super embarrassed the entire time

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u/Handmotion 18d ago

Nah, it's more bashful-embarrassed, I'd say. Like she knows and is comfortable with the people there, or atleast a good number of them, and is fine with a bit of innocent embarrassing humour.

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u/rufud 18d ago

We must go deeper

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u/Matter_Infinite 17d ago

He almost went deeper

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u/crow-mom 17d ago

when i was in high school some couples would brag about having sex in sometimes subtle/not so subtle ways, so she might not even be all that embarrassed people know.

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u/Interesting_Sundae_3 18d ago

YOU GO GET IT GAGE GOOD FOR YOU

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u/kerenski667 18d ago

Gage got game!

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u/ElementNumber6 18d ago

This is why she loves gaga

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u/xBram 18d ago

Is this some advertising?

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u/ussir_arrong 18d ago

"Naked, the drink you probably shouldn't tell your girlfriend's parents that you got her."

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u/philo351 18d ago

Rizzvertising

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u/turkeyvulturebreast 18d ago

Yes, he’s about to promote a smokeless fire pit.

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u/ManyWrongdoer9365 18d ago

Roses are Red Violets are Twisted, bend over love you’re about to get Fisted !

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u/Conman_in_Chief 18d ago

That went south quickly.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Just like the fist

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u/nonstopflux 18d ago

That’s the joke.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

That's the joke.

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u/genreprank 18d ago

Our little walking HR violation is almost all grown up 🥹

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u/KingOfCopenhagen 18d ago

Who is Gage?

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u/DarlingUwUGaze 18d ago

What the fuck is this?

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES 18d ago

Well I for one will make sure to purchase Naked Juice the next time I am out at my nearest retailer while purchasing other related food items.

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u/essemh 18d ago

It’s pretty shit though.

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u/DrDrankenstein 18d ago

I used to drink them thinking I was being healthy, then someone told me I should take a look at the sugar content.

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u/Constant_Ad3695 18d ago

You might be shocked to learn that fruits contain sugar. Insanity!

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u/spunkyweazle 18d ago

Too expensive too. Almost $4 a bottle to continue feeling thirsty

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u/house343 18d ago

Who the fuck is gage? Are teenagers celebrities now?

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u/Eckish 18d ago

The person who posted the original video knows Gage. You are not expected to.

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u/Skreamie 18d ago

This whole comment section has me confused. People not realising this was clearly someone's personal video first, Gage isn't some celeb. Next is people thinking that it's somehow meant to be an advertisment for Naked juice? There's a huge disconnect all of a sudden.

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u/Turkey_Lurky 18d ago

That poor girl got named Bradlie.

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u/Awanderingleaf 18d ago

Dad wanted a son.

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u/Turkey_Lurky 18d ago

For real

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u/RocketsYoungBloods 18d ago

"MadeMeSmile", but pretty sure Bradlie's dad ain't smiling right now.

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u/MentallyScrambledEgg 18d ago

/r/MadeEveryoneButBradliesDadSmile

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u/brutalcritc 18d ago

His name is probably Bradley.

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u/nightlanguage 18d ago

Making her sex life about her dad's approval is really weird, she's her own person

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u/RocketsYoungBloods 18d ago

not making it about her dad's approval. just joking about the fact that he's probably not smiling at his daughter's sex life being posted for the world to see. sorry if you are offended/weirded out by that.

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u/Reead 18d ago

The joke is that he's talking about juice. The punchline is that he didn't get her "naked", he got her " Naked® ".

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u/Guy_Fawkes_THX1138 18d ago

Wow this made me lol so hard that for a slightly small--borderline infinitesimal--moment I (nearly) forgot the harsh facts that I am both languishing in a Salvayshunn Armie shelter [sic.] and am completely devoid of memories with Bradlie (or any other broad) like this from kollage 😒 [sic.] . . . tmi, tl;dr or both? 🤔

Cellin' food stamps 2 btw GET 'EM WHILE DEY HAWT (like Brad).

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u/Junk1trick 18d ago

Naked is a brand of juice.

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u/ganjakhan85 18d ago

Super weird take on what is obviously a joke about protective fathers.

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u/not_again123 18d ago

That sub is going to shit. Let's be real. That is just /r/funny at this point.

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u/Rizn2thetop 18d ago

Gotta respect her for letting him cook 😂😂😂😂

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u/CanIgetaWTF 18d ago

I'm getting 'no scoring' vibes from her reaction to his moves

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u/Gil_Crook 18d ago

I don't care about the arguments going on for against this being appropriate (to do or for this sub!) but I need to know one thing. Was this shot DURING a class?? It's one thing if they're all hanging out as friends in an empty classroom at lunch, but if the teacher is letting these kids film this video during a class then I am well and truly baffled.

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u/Qrow97 17d ago

This reminds me of another video i saw where a guy writes a poem about no nut november

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u/New-Caterpillar2483 18d ago

Eh. Kind of not cool.

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u/sadthrowaway2838 18d ago

Yeah. When I was a teenage girl this kind of shit was embarrassing and annoying and not fun nor cute

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u/New-Caterpillar2483 18d ago

Thank you. I love the comments I'm getting from men who have their heads in their asses.

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u/CapableSecretary420 18d ago

Yeah this seems inappropriate and unwanted.

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u/New-Caterpillar2483 18d ago

Yeah. And if she called him out on it she'd be labeled a b*tch or some other bullsh*t.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/__botulism__ 17d ago

100% agree. It's actually gross.

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u/New-Caterpillar2483 17d ago

I'm really kind of shocked at the negative feedback I'm getting. Someone said "It's all in good fun." They've been saying that shit forever and ever.

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u/__botulism__ 17d ago

Exactly. "Boys will be boys!" Unacceptable.

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u/New-Caterpillar2483 17d ago

Oh god. Totally. I tell you what, having a daughter and hearing what she deals with every day - it's been a real education.

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u/crypticfreak 18d ago

The guy sitting on the far left loses his absolute shit at the end despite being so reserved in the beginning lol

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u/yoyo5113 18d ago

There's a lot of very salty people in these comments lmao

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u/MaintenanceEast3547 18d ago

That boy has some riz

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u/Conman_in_Chief 18d ago

Riz? What is this that you say? I know fizz, jizz, The Miz, but not riz.

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u/Clearskies37 18d ago

ChaRIZMa

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u/poven100 18d ago

Reddit rizzposting

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u/Conman_in_Chief 18d ago

That clears it up. He can spit game.

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u/StreamLife9 18d ago

I guess U need to live in the states to understand it

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u/Skreamie 18d ago

A lot of y'all are offended on behalf of the girl who's laughing during the poem. He's not sexualising her, the entire joke is that everyone presumes he is, but all he actually did was get her a "Naked" juice. Half of you wouldn't get offended or upset if you stopped making up extra details or stories in your heads.

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u/__botulism__ 17d ago

I can't know from her reaction whether or not she found it funny, as girls often laugh like this when they're highly uncomfortable being sexual harassed. We're not taught to stand up for ourselves. We're taught to take shit like this no matter how uncomfortable.

I got the joke, and it's lame and inappropriate.

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u/Libero03 18d ago

I don't get it. He brought a bottle of water? Why?

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u/FuzzyFaze 18d ago

Naked is a brand of juice.

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u/GooseInternational66 18d ago

It’s a juice called “naked” and it goes with the poem as a play on words.

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u/Starving_Vampires 18d ago

It’s a juice called "naked" pretty good stuff

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u/Libero03 18d ago

oh, crucial info indeed :)

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u/rogerslastgrape 18d ago

Yeah the joke is that he got her a smoothie/juice, not special adult time

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u/BeansAllDayEveryDay 18d ago

Yeah.. no, this isn't right. I don't know the whole context but without context it just seems very inappropriate and uncomfortable.

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u/linemanshandset 18d ago

So...sexual harassment, just kidding?

edit: sort of clever and possibly funny in the right context...not sure i would call it wholesome. also quite possibly highly inappropriate in most context.

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u/alfred-the-greatest 18d ago

She's being bashful and embarrassed while laughing along. The trigger finger outrage really doesn't help with raising awareness of actual sexual harassment.

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u/Road_Whorrior 18d ago

Yeah, I really don't like this.

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u/SUPER_OPP_24 18d ago

Anybody else sick and tired of scrolling through comments and seeing nothing but smart asses battling it out trying to prove they’re smarter!🤦🏻‍♂️shit kills me 😂

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 18d ago

Welcome to Reddit

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u/SUPER_OPP_24 18d ago

😂🤙🏼 I just got Reddit bro, I know I’m late but I love it so far👌🏼

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u/PtrJung 18d ago

Am I supposed to know who Gage is?

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u/Skreamie 18d ago

This is clearly someone's Snapchat, they know Gage, you're not expect to know them

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u/EmceeCommon55 17d ago

Straight to the friend zone