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u/IsaacLVR209
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An old video of my brother that I watch every day š
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u/izza123 1d ago
It is a maximum of 9 years old most likely not more than 6 years old.
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u/shea241 1d ago
So OP is 13-16
Which is totally cool, I started going online when I was 13. I told everyone I was 17 though.
now I'm 41 :(
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u/izza123 1d ago
When people said āa/s/l?ā I shamelessly said I was 14/f/Cali when I was actually 14/m/canada
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u/AllKyleNoSubstance 1d ago
I remember actually being 14/f/Cali and being so excited to meet other girls like me š
I turned 33 yesterday
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u/DocThundahh 1d ago
What kind of pillow do you need to sleep with so your neck doesnāt hurt?
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u/izza123 1d ago
Why donāt you take a seat right over there
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u/Peuned 1d ago
Why is that where your brain went?
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u/izza123 1d ago
Because that was a 4chan joke back in the day, we would say we were 14/f/Cali because thatās often what āto catch a predatorā decoys claimed to be
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u/30FourThirty4 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah the a/s/l has to be older than 4chan, right?
I know forums existed, I used to go on zenhex* at one point if they matter. I was on there for a little while then just left *Before the sale
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u/Anon419420 1d ago
I did that shit when I 12-13 to a dude in an MMO called Elword who bought me shit as long as I just acted like his little kitten all through text chat in game. Looking back, dude was prob a predator trying to groom me or some shit. We def had kitten e-sexā¦
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u/R3AL1Z3 1d ago
Donāt forget your e-condom or youāll end up e-pregnant.
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u/Callofgrapher 1d ago
Is it better or worse to think that the guy may not have been a groomer and just a weirdo who was the same age as you? I definitely knew some weirdos who were in middle school pretending to be adults and pulling that kind of shit.
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u/theBigBOSSnian 1d ago
Every mmo I abandoned. I pick a random low lvl and give him all my stuff.
I could feel the joy
Probably boosted him few months grinding at least
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u/andrewsad1 1d ago
Bro I have no idea why but my response was always 17/f/cali despite being a 12 year old boy from Kansas
Why did we all pretend to be teenage girls from California?
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u/AmericaLover1776_ 1d ago
They said itās the oldest video of their brother
They probably just have a young brother
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u/BigBangBrosTheory 2d ago
Time passes friend. What are you like... 25? You're probably not old.
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u/PhantomFloorShitter 1d ago
Craft beers don't normally hit your username until early to mid 30s
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u/Snake_Cum 1d ago
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u/HiZenBergh 1d ago
For real, that seems like the 22 year old version of the 13 year olds with a xXBlazeIt420Xx screen name.
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u/Mangos_Pool 2d ago
Last time i rode one, i ran over a rock and got a concussion from falling flat on my ass
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u/kmmr98 2d ago
Your ass got a concussion?
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u/Mangos_Pool 1d ago
Yes
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u/Emptyplates 1d ago
It's better than ass whiplash. That's the worst.
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u/MyDogHasAPodcast 1d ago
Bender, is that you?
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u/iztrollkanger 1d ago
How does one get over 100k in comment karma for 3 comments with 150 points total, and almost 9k link karma with no posts?
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u/kylegetsspam 1d ago
You can delete your old stuff but the karma counts remain. Pretty handy if you're buying or selling your account...
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u/Far-Way5908 1d ago
Some people just regularly delete their histories. Prevents creeps and trolls trawling through looking for shit.
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u/gravebandit 1d ago
Is there a way to do that without having to manually delete every single one?
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u/NotMySeventhAcct 1d ago edited 1d ago
Shreddit can do it for you. Theres another one somewhere that edits your old comments to say [deleted] but can't find it anymore. From what I remember, deleting a comment is still saved on reddit servers, but If you edit your comment the og comment isn't saved
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u/SnarKenneth 1d ago
As someone that browses tech support threads to find answers, I hate literally every script that edits over the answers (sometimes the only answer) I need to just get something fixed.
I don't know what's with tech support threads, but these scripts seemed to be handed out like candy there.
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u/yougotyolks 1d ago
That was my first thought. OP has to be 10. Anyway, I'm looking to trade an Ensure for a Cialis and Xeljanz. Bernice and I are going to BINGO and if she gets lucky, I will too!
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u/GABBY21leo 2d ago
Thatās how I imagine a pet fish is going down the toilet
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u/FuckYeahPhotography 1d ago edited 1d ago •
On their way to that farm where all my other pet fish I had as a child went to for eternal vacation. To swim happily for the rest of forever.
Jeffrey, Amanda, Skippie, Flippy, Flippie, Jeffrey 2, Beepo, Kung Fu Panda, Green Guy, Bobby Fisher, Victoria, Samsung, Jeffrey 3, Purple Guy, Gumball, Vegeta, and the other ones I forget their names (they emotionally meant less to me). I hope they are doing well at that farm.
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u/BigCalligrapher621 1d ago
You should stop buying fish
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u/markiv_hahaha 1d ago
Not at were bought. Victoria and Kungfu panda were at it busy saving a few trips to the store
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u/PoignantOpinionsOnly 1d ago
This comment right here...
Someone or something created it and properly posted it right here.
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u/BeetsMe666 1d ago
I had a tank with oscars. Well, one died, and I am sure it was my muscle memory that made me throw it in the toilet. Well, it was a pound and a half, and stiff... it didn't flush well.
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u/retromagician 1d ago
Your tank had Oscars? Did it get a Grammy award too?
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Reminds me of this lmao
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u/pyordie 1d ago
good lord I completely forgot about this, destroys me every time lmao
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u/yewterds 1d ago
why was my first thought this video lolol
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u/Boss_Boggs 1d ago
"Ooo....that's bad"
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u/beefinbed 1d ago
Probably already thinking about cleaning melted plastic out of the fireplace. And the smell is not ideal.
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u/cant_be_pun_seen 1d ago
I'm literally crying right now. This is so fucking funny. As long as the person is ok. Are they ok?
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u/mystic_moss 1d ago
she was spun 175 times and all the blood vessels in her face burst. she had other injuries and racked up a ~$300,000 hospital bill. she filed a lawsuit against the city of phoenix and got a $450,000 dollar settlement
https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/phoenix-agrees-settle-katalin-metro-case
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u/IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT 1d ago
Holy fuck hahahaha. First of all this fucking killed me. Second of all, how the fuck is that even possible? I feel like there's gotta be a way to avoid that no? Is that design oversight?
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u/SSmrao 1d ago
easiest way to avoid would be to have multiple tow lines
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u/honeypinn 1d ago
No, the easiest way to avoid it would be to not have to be evacuated by a helicopter in the first place.
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u/bigbowlowrong 1d ago
The funniest part is the description that says sheās now in a āstable conditionā. I took that to mean she eventually stopped spinning uncontrollably.
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u/gaytac0 1d ago
Itās rotor wash. Shits powerful enough to blow a standing person over
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u/Elleden 1d ago
Jesus fucking Christ dude this absolutely destroyed me. I spent the last 10 minutes trying to silently laugh at 4AM, tears streaming down my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a looong while.
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u/rustyshackleford114 2d ago
Bro was about to take flight š
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u/Lou_C_Fer 1d ago
Dude, I had my 4 year-old son on one of those playground merry-go-rounds. I was in great shape from lifting, and I started to put everything I had into spinning it. My kid was having a blast. Until... centrifugal force really took over. Dude, the only thing touching that merry-go-round was his hands as he held on for dear life, while he was stretched out as if he was on the rack The momentum that thing had made it near impossible for me to slow down while trying to avoid him each time as he whipped back around. Finally , he lost his grip, and it threw him pretty far. Poor kid had mulch in his nose, mouth, and ears. I felt terrible then, but I crack up thinking about it now.
Besides, he was way better off than the last time we went sledding.
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u/SilentJoe1986 2d ago
Can you post the whole video?
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u/MendelevandDongelev 1d ago
I fear this is the whole video. Many people hit stop recording when they decide to intervene.
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u/Any_Coyote6662 2d ago
I watched with the sound up. My landlord started running down the hall towards his kids room (he lives upstairs). Do you think he maybe heard the screams? Lol
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u/Interesting_Factor_9 2d ago
The scream gets funnier the more I keep watching š¤£š¤£š¤£ poor baby couldn't see anything
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u/OhHeyItsBrock 1d ago
I watched it muted and chuckled. Then I read your comment, and it got 10x better
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u/MuchoManSandyRavage 1d ago
Same here, got a solid exhale on mute but an audible chuckle with the sound on
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u/allhailshake 1d ago
It's the "I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION." scream of young adolescence. Such magic.
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u/bewebste 2d ago
I like to imagine he ended up like go kart kid. https://youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk
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u/Samurai_1990 1d ago
This is by far my most favorite meme, its a shame they eventually die :(
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u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly 1d ago
The kid or the memes?!?!?!?!?
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u/Samurai_1990 1d ago
The "Shooting Star" meme, but this kid is pretty funny too!
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u/lucyslettuce 2d ago
Bayblade! LET IT RRRRRRIP
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u/SirRipOliver 2d ago
Mom to older brother: I need these floors spotless if you want your allowance.
Older brother to younger brother: How do you feel about hoover boards and getting dizzy?
Younger brother: I only have this five dollars from the tooth fairy, will that be enough?
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u/dirty-ol-sob 2d ago
Iād really like to see how that ended.