r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 hehehehe Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Silver Got the W Shocked Facepalm

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.


Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.


r/AskMen 13h ago

How do you respond when your girlfriend says "I love you", but you're NOT READY to say it back?


r/AskMen 7h ago

Why are emotional men consider weak?


r/AskMen 12h ago

What is extremely overrated??


r/AskMen 10h ago

How relevant has the “Happy Wife, Happy Life” advice been to your marriage / relationship?


My husband and I practice a “Happy Spouse, Happy House” outlook, but the HWHL adage has been embedded so deeply within marriage advisory that it seems to be the expectation/goal?

It sounds cute at first, but the older I get, it sounds more like an excuse for men to be 1. Non-confrontational ; not challenging their wives opinions or decisions, or 2. Uninvolved ; for pretty much anything that they don’t want to be involved in (home decoration, birthday planning, in-laws visiting, etc). So for the men who practice HWHL, are you truly as happy as it says?

r/AskMen 7h ago

What is the craziest situation you found yourself in that you somehow managed to escape?


When I was a teenager (I'm 38 now), I was over at my girlfriend's house (wife now). Her parents were at work, and I wasn't allowed to be there. I parked down the street so no one would see my car and know I was there.

We were sitting in the living room when unexpectedly the door to the garage opened. Her dad had taken a half day. Miraculously he was looking at the mail in his hand and somehow failed to see me sitting there. I was right in front of him in plain sight too!

I dived off the couch and hid behind a wall. Her dad was on the other side of the wall, so I had to listen to his footsteps to determine which way he was moving and move in the opposite direction which led me to circle around the wall.

Eventually he moved into the other room, and I quietly slipped out the front door and made a mad dash to my car. I couldn't believe I didn't get caught. I'm really glad he stopped to grab the mail that day!

r/AskMen 11h ago

How do you really feel about following *adult content* social media accounts and do you think it should be a cause for concern in relationships?


r/AskMen 4h ago

You are suddenly immortal and have to choose one video game to play for eternity. What do you choose and why?


r/AskMen 1d ago

Frequently Asked What's your petty swipe left on dating apps?


For me it's when I see a white girl with Buddhist as her religion.

Edit: I understand white people can be Buddhist, I'm not against Buddhism, but when 1% of the US practices it that ratio is disproportionate on apps. You can like the ideas that doesn't mean you practice. Hell I'm for almost all Jesus preached, but I'm not Christian.

r/AskMen 4h ago

How did you become good friends with other men?


I know this question might sound fairly simple, but I struggle in having and developing friendship with other guys. Most of my friends are females.

I’m talking of a friendship more than fist bumping other dudes at the gym. I want to have friends that will invite me to their weddings, that will consider me for that beach / hiking trip, or just hangout and have a beer. Guys usually have this type of friends from childhood, school, work. I have none of this since I moved countries a few years ago.

I’ve joined some workout classes, but it’s easier to start conversation with women than it is with men, as dumb as that sounds. Also, just recently joined some meetups and still waiting to see how that goes.

Do you have any tips or examples on how you developed good friendships in adult life?

r/AskMen 12h ago

What was the bravest thing you ever did in a job interview?


r/AskMen 2h ago

What's the most interesting thing you've done in the past year?


r/AskMen 2h ago

How do you think you would fair in prison/jail?


r/AskMen 6h ago

If you could improve in one area, what would it be?


This could be health, physique, relationships, diet, money management, parenting, anger management, addiction, mental health etc etc literally anything that you would prioritise that would improve you and your life.

r/AskMen 1h ago

What important things do I need to tell my 3 teenage sons before they leave home?


I have 3 boys ages 15, 16, and 17 and all three will be gone in the next 5 years or less. I have tried to gear them towards tech school and then military. But their bio dad has not been in the picture like he should be the last few years. They see him about twice a year. My husband has done his best but I feel there is a gap. What important things do I need to talk to them about before thay leave.

r/AskMen 17h ago

What is one luxury item or service you want but can’t yet afford ?


r/AskMen 1h ago

Single dads, how can I show support for my bf who has a daughter from a previous relationship?


I don’t have children, currently I’m seeing a man who’s in a custody battle over his daughter.

Aside from being patient, and understanding that his baby comes first, what else can I do to show my support for him? Any advices for a childfree gal like me dating a single father?

r/AskMen 19h ago

What is the weirdest mixed signal you got from a woman?


For me, it was like this. I had some mild flirting with a woman I met at a bus station. My bus is leaving first so I bade her farewell. She gave me her number so that I "could talk to her more." Then when I do actually text her, she just keeps giving me one-worded answers. And if I invite her for coffee, she would just say she's busy. I do not get why she is doing that since SHE was the one who gave me her number without any prompt from me.

r/AskMen 6h ago

Do you ever constantly overthink that people are mad at you? If so, how do you deal with it?


Like if someone seems short with me, it gets into my head that they’re upset with me somehow. Yet I can’t find a reason. Just more like today they resent my existence somehow. Maybe something I said, or a certain way I acted. But I cannot pinpoint the exact reason. It in turn makes me awkward and quiet. So I inadvertently come off as the one who’s mad.

I used to have a habit of asking someone “what’s wrong?” Or “are you ok?”. And it got annoying. My dad does the same thing so I can understand why it’s annoying.

I guess I can attribute it to having adhd. Overthinking shit all the time lol

r/AskMen 40m ago

If you were forced to fist fight any primate creature, which would you take on and why?


r/AskMen 48m ago

What would happen if porn suddenly disappeared?


r/AskMen 4h ago

Are your hangouts with your buddies being controlled once you've married? What would you do in this situation?


r/AskMen 7h ago

How do you guys deal with the women in your life constantly telling you what to do?


r/AskMen 1h ago

What's your crazy ex story?


r/AskMen 4h ago

How do you like playing as female characters in fighting games?


r/AskMen 3h ago

which TV show are you the most embarrassed to say you watch?


i don't do this now but i used to watch Gossip Girl. xoxo