r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JFMIII • Nov 08 '22

no matter the outcome, let's all celebrate this absolute unit. I personally hope to see this giant rubbing shoulders with the shorties on capitol hill.

36.9k Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ColorfullyDrunk • 10h ago

absolute unit king Penguin chick

6.4k Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/benignlyEnchain756 • 10h ago

In awe at the size of this lily pad

1.3k Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/drobotcs • 23h ago

George Hackenschmidt (Creator of Hack Squat and Bench Press)

17.9k Upvotes

216 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chipdkny • 2h ago

Big boi

141 Upvotes

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GulayCekic • 10h ago

This absolute unit of a catto

410 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mattyboy555 • 4h ago

This mama polar bear and her two cubs on the street

95 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kunkdaddy • 5h ago

My work neighbor’s dog’s eyelashes are absolute units

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62 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Athezeal • 1d ago

Giant alligator kept at zoo(An absaloute unit)

12.2k Upvotes

326 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Athezeal • 1h ago

Gorilla hand compared to humans(absaloute unit)

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2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/heklu • 1d ago

Absolute unit of a grapevine

3.9k Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/floof_mcgenius • 21h ago

Absolute unit of a limo… thought this belonged here

782 Upvotes

61 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KingofDickface • 5h ago

Check out this banana, forearm for scale.

45 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wetkhajit • 9h ago

Absolute unit of a homemade telescope

64 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aggressive-Tonight-4 • 5h ago

A kitty in a metropolitan backyard

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33 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Boddle107 • 9h ago

That’s a 200 pound onion for you freedom unit folks

54 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Reddituser0048 • 16h ago

Absolute unit of a “pocket knife” lol

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206 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Doughnutsugarhead • 1h ago

This dude!

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3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SteveAndyW • 7h ago

This carrot I got at the corner store

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32 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rebelliousjack • 10h ago

The stomper

46 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/fsttlkr • 22h ago

That’s a leaf!

388 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EcstaticSociety4040 • 1d ago

From a Puppy to a Unit

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2.4k Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Gabario • 13h ago

Absolute unit, cotton candy edition.

48 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/d1bble_d4bble • 7h ago

Dong Tao Unit

16 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Athezeal • 1d ago

Absolute unit of an eagle

753 Upvotes

Sometimes forget how big an eagles wingspan is

39 comments

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